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Post by Cat on Nov 21, 2004 0:53:34 GMT -5
*hums as she stands at the end of the aisle in a wedding dress, waiting for Ben to show up again*
He's at his Dad's for the weekend guys, and then for another two days we have the debating State Finals. So let's hope the cake lasts.
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Kira37
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Post by Kira37 on Nov 21, 2004 1:14:25 GMT -5
Kira compliments the bride on how beautiful she looks.
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Post by zackarotto on Nov 21, 2004 13:09:25 GMT -5
Oh, this is Message Board cake. It lasts FOREVAR.
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Post by baboo on Nov 21, 2004 18:16:13 GMT -5
Mmmmmm cake. Zack, pass me some, I am freaking starving. ^_^
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Post by Salem on Nov 21, 2004 19:32:40 GMT -5
Salem dropped the lighter and turned to both Zack and Babookdfjlsakdjflasjfalsdkj.
"Everyone knows that you're not supposed to eat the cake until after the two people are married! That's why you eat it when you come in! Otherwise the owls that sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" eat it before the humans!! DUH!!!" She turned back around, pulled out a marker and started drawing on her chair.
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Post by zackarotto on Nov 21, 2004 20:27:10 GMT -5
Oh. Sorry, I was being inconsiderate.
*sneaks some cake to baboo*
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Post by Jerseymilk on Nov 21, 2004 22:03:20 GMT -5
"Zacko! You put that piece of cake back right now!!" Jersey flings a dead fangirl right at Zacko and Baboo, knocking them down which sends the piece of cake flying. Jersey catches it and puts it back. "Sorry about that Cat. Sometimes these guys don't have any manners."
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Post by Gohan on Nov 21, 2004 23:18:54 GMT -5
*Bursts through the door, covered in flames, runs around screaming, stops, looks at Cat, the flames suddenly go out, and says, steaming* Hi, nice dress. ;D
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Post by SpiritBomb on Nov 22, 2004 14:23:51 GMT -5
Spirit looked around, making sure the coast was clear and then sneaked over to Salem. "Nice act. Where are you hiding the piece of cake?" she whispered.
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Post by Salem on Nov 22, 2004 15:45:28 GMT -5
Salem grinned and pulled it out of her coat pocket, offering some to Spirit. "And hey, I sneaked this off of the top." she giggle and held up little figures of Cat And Bennyboy, only..Benny's head was burned off...
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Post by SpiritBomb on Nov 22, 2004 17:26:32 GMT -5
Spirit stares at the burned off head shockingly, walking backwards and she sat down where she was before, looking traumatized. She took a bite of her cake, still her expression not changed.
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Post by baboo on Nov 22, 2004 18:20:41 GMT -5
Baboo thinking the little figures were edible, snatches them from Salem and throws it into his mouth...then chokes...*cough cough* save me...
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Post by zackarotto on Nov 22, 2004 22:20:07 GMT -5
Zackarotto kicks Baboo in the stomach, and he throws up a Groom head. "Hahaha... this reminds me. Were you there when Keth ate a quarter?" He then realizes how many people are glaring at him... so he backs away. ^^;;
*Listens to "Walk On" through an iPod while Marriageness goes back to being Marriagey*
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Cat
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Post by Cat on Nov 23, 2004 0:26:25 GMT -5
Aww, thanks Kira! Well, I'm back from the state debating finals. So is Ben. Damnit, I am so, so tired. And the food was poisoned
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Post by Jerseymilk on Nov 23, 2004 7:53:23 GMT -5
A scream is heard as Jersey slays another fangirl. "Ha, I think I've finally got it down!" She looks up at everyone. "Oh are we starting now?" She straightens up and puts "Shinka" away. "Oh, Cat if you're looking for the rings I gave them to Xyex." ;D
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Post by Salem on Nov 23, 2004 15:35:50 GMT -5
Salem gawked at her empty hand. She wondered aloud.
"WHAT THE HELL, BABOO?!"
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Post by Cat on Nov 24, 2004 0:25:44 GMT -5
Cat becons in a fangirl slave wheeling a food trolley, on which sits a new, better cake with intact figurines perched on top. She hums 'Here come the Bride' while she pulls a cliche remote control with huge red button from her pocket, pressing the ominous button and pointing it at the trolley. A deadly electrocuting forcefield flickers into life around the new cake, frying the fangirl. She thrusts the remote control back into the middle of her bouquet, and resumes looking out the door for Ben.
EDIT: By the way, Baboo ate and choked on a pair of figurines where the groom had no head, then Zacko kicked him and he threw up a groom's head. What the hell?
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Post by SpiritBomb on Nov 26, 2004 9:51:20 GMT -5
Spirit rolls her eyes. "And they say women take forever to get ready." she grinned over at Cat.
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Post by Cat on Nov 27, 2004 1:50:07 GMT -5
Tell me about it. Where the hell is the groom? The BRIDE is ready!!
*groans and kicks a pew*
Someone lend me a sword? I gotta kill something. No, no, not Ben. I'll stick to fangirls till we're married, then I'll use the fact that he was late to the wedding to nag him into doing stuff for the remainder of the marriage. Like this:
Cat: I TOLD you to fix the toilet aes ago! Ben: But...! Cat: But NOTHING! You never lift a finger around here! What does our marriage stand for? You left me standing at the alter on our wedding day...I thought you were never gonna come...*breaks down into fake sobs, glancing at Ben to see hs reaction* Ben: But we're message board married! We don't HAVE a toilet! Cat: *wails* Ben: Okay, okay...*walks off* Cat: *okay again* Lalalalalalalalalalalala....
Ahhh, yes...I can see it now...
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Post by Ero-Sennin on Nov 27, 2004 8:55:02 GMT -5
walks in wearing a white suit, actually being able to pull off the look without looking like a nerd, his purple spikes making cloud from FF7's hair look flat. On his back is an ivory katana, walking over to a pew he sits and watches in silence, wondering where the hell the groom, thinking about going out to drag the idiot in here on pain of a sharp blade
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Post by Salem on Nov 27, 2004 16:05:07 GMT -5
Salem huffed a impatient sigh and stood up.
"OKAY!! THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! YOU TWO BIGGOTS ARE NEVER GONNA GET MARRIED LEAVING ME HUNGRY! I'M NOT WAITIN FOR BEN ANYMORE! I'M EATING!" She stomped over to the food table and grabbed a plate of fudge. Grinning to herself, she seated herself on the floor and started eating them.
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Post by Cat on Nov 27, 2004 18:34:35 GMT -5
Sneaks up behind Rabid Neko, grabs his katana, presses it to his throat.
"OI! Stop thinking about causing Benny pain!"
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"That's MY job!"
^^
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Post by SpiritBomb on Nov 27, 2004 19:11:31 GMT -5
Spirit closed her eyes and looked up. "BENNEH! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET NO HONEYMOON STUFF WITH YOUR WIFE IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP!" she then caught her breath. That would oughtta get him rushing over here.
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Post by Cat on Nov 27, 2004 21:14:24 GMT -5
Mmm...Spirit, I'm not entirely sure that will work. He may be at his Dad's again...(not sure) which would mean no internet access. He get net access on Monday nights though, so hang in there a LITTLE longer. Don't worry, I SHALL kill him for this.
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Post by Jerseymilk on Nov 28, 2004 8:04:55 GMT -5
"I'm sure he'll show up soon Cat." Jersey tells her in an absentminded voice. She is once again sitting in one of the pews, feet up and resting against the back of the one in front, absorbed in reading Beserk.
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