Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jun 30, 2004 20:52:08 GMT -5
*Clears throat* Alright people, we're starting this before they change their minds again! Now, we've got the bride.... where's the groom? Dayspring! Calling Dayspring, your wedding is starting! Sorry sorry. I have to find a ring suitable for not only Jersey, but to serve as the official wedding ring for all three marriages. How about The One Ring? To proove my love for the ultimate woman, I shall now go skinny dipping in the fires of Mt Doom! One Ring To Wed Them All One Ring To Find Them One Ring To Yule Them All And The Darkness Bind Them  |
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Post by Jerseymilk on Jul 1, 2004 8:23:44 GMT -5
How about The One Ring? To proove my love for the ultimate woman, I shall now go skinny dipping in the fires of Mt Doom! Oooo, can I come? Sounds like [glow=red,2,300]FUN.[/glow] |
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Post by Mochi on Jul 1, 2004 10:31:55 GMT -5
You can have your honeymoon there! ;D
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Post by SpiritBomb on Jul 1, 2004 15:13:13 GMT -5
Well,hurry up! I cant play this tune forever...*continues*
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Salem
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Post by Salem on Jul 1, 2004 23:07:22 GMT -5
*starts adjusting fake mustache* It's so beautiful..*sobs* *sighs* Must keep it together..it's only a wedding..Suck it up like the man you are!!
*people stare*
I mean..woman..girl..whatever *holds head in hands*
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Post by SpiritBomb on Jul 2, 2004 23:14:56 GMT -5
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Post by Xyex on Jul 2, 2004 23:27:35 GMT -5
*Clears throat again*
Alright, friends we are gathered here to marry Jersey and Dayspring. So, we shall!
Dayspring, do you take Jersey to be your lawfully wedded wife through plagues of fangirls and PMS so long as you both remain on these boards?
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Post by Bkun on Jul 4, 2004 14:27:43 GMT -5
KYAAA! *the church doors are thrown open and B, in the infamous dress, completely with high heels, comes running in, panicked*
I'm sorry I'm late! Nobody told me the wedding was back on! *continues running and trips over his heels, landing flat on his face*
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Post by Jerseymilk on Jul 4, 2004 14:33:20 GMT -5
*Jersey sighs, closes her eyes and shakes her head* Ummmmm, B-kun, your dress is on backwards.  |
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jul 5, 2004 17:35:57 GMT -5
*Clears throat again* Alright, friends we are gathered here to marry Jersey and Dayspring. So, we shall! Dayspring, do you take Jersey to be your lawfully wedded wife through plagues of fangirls and PMS so long as you both remain on these boards? That depends. Do I get to keep my Lindsay Lohan? If so, then I do! ;D |
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Post by zackarotto on Jul 5, 2004 17:38:25 GMT -5
That's a yes, especially considering you don't have Lindsay Lohan...
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Post by Mochi on Jul 5, 2004 23:03:54 GMT -5
O.O ............*Pink Panther music randomly starts playing*  |
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Gohan
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IT'S GOHAN!!
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Post by Gohan on Jul 5, 2004 23:30:44 GMT -5
*steps on an ant* *sings* Dead ant! Dead ant! Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant....  |
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Post by Xyex on Jul 5, 2004 23:30:55 GMT -5
He has a Lindsay Lohan blow up doll! ;D Jersey, do you take Dayspring to be your lawfully wedded husband through visits from the in-laws and *Grins* expensive Viagra prescriptions ( ) long as you both remain on these boards? |
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jul 6, 2004 12:07:08 GMT -5
He has a Lindsay Lohan blow up doll! ;D Why does everybody think her boobs are fake? ;D |
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Post by Mochi on Jul 6, 2004 16:55:21 GMT -5
I don't think that. o__o
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Salem
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Post by Salem on Jul 6, 2004 21:15:43 GMT -5
I thought we were having a wedding..not talking about "those" things..there's a thread where you can put that but this thread isn't it. V_____V'
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jul 6, 2004 23:13:10 GMT -5
My Wedding, my Lindsay Lohan. I'll talk about her yummies wherever I want. They were Jersey's gift to me. |
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Post by Xyex on Jul 7, 2004 1:45:08 GMT -5
Why does everybody think her boobs are fake? ;D I don't. I can't figure out why people think that... probably just a rummor started by a bunch of jealous girls. |
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jul 7, 2004 13:08:24 GMT -5
I don't. I can't figure out why people think that... probably just a rummor started by a bunch of jealous girls. If they were fake I'd want my money back if I were her. Fake big boobs are not supposed to sag. |
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Post by Xyex on Jul 7, 2004 13:21:07 GMT -5
18 year old boobs aren't supposed to sag either.... *Ehem* We really should get back to the wedding.
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jul 7, 2004 13:32:37 GMT -5
18 year old boobs aren't supposed to sag either.... *Ehem* We really should get back to the wedding. 18 year old boobs can hang a little when they're as big as hers and not in a bra. And it relates to the wedding since she's my wedding gift from Jersey. Besides, we're waiting on Jersey's "I do". *GASP!* Could she be having cold feet?!  |
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Post by Jerseymilk on Jul 7, 2004 13:42:37 GMT -5
*Looks up from sharpening her katana* Oh are you guys done with your Lindsay conversation now? Okay. Yes, yes of course I take Dayspring as my husband. I wouldn't be here otherwise now would I?
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jul 7, 2004 13:44:57 GMT -5
*Looks up from sharpening her katana* Oh are you guys done with your Lindsay conversation now? Okay. Yes, yes of course I take Dayspring as my husband. I wouldn't be here otherwise now would I? SCORE!!! HONEYMOON TIME!!! **Lifts Jersey and takes off at lightspeed, leaving a cloud of dust behind them** .... **Comes back, grabs rings, kisses Jersey, tosses bouquet and takes off at lightspeed, leaving a cloud of dust behind them** |
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Post by Xyex on Jul 7, 2004 13:46:34 GMT -5
Er.... um.... bye? Well, even though they're gone I know pronounce them husband and wife! I think he's planning on a little more than kissing the bride though. |
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