Salem
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Post by Salem on Nov 28, 2004 15:04:17 GMT -5
Salem looked up. "If he doesn't come soon, then I'm leaving..you know..it gets really boring staying in one place with a bunch of people you know..really dull." she returned to her seat and pulled out a gameboy.
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Cat
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Post by Cat on Nov 28, 2004 23:43:22 GMT -5
Any minute now...
Anywho, that gameboy should keep you busy. And we still don't have a flower girl!
Ah, HERE'S Ben! About BLOODY time, buddy!
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Post by BennyBoy on Nov 29, 2004 0:27:52 GMT -5
Sorry I'm late, but I'm here now. Cat if you keep claiming you will kill me I just won't get married to you. And even if you were to kill me then there would be no point to getting married in the first place. So it's up to you are you gonna kill me or drop the whole thing and still get married?
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Post by Cat on Nov 29, 2004 0:33:03 GMT -5
Don't you get all angry with me, Ben. You're the one whose four PAGES late for the wedding.
Anyway, you and I both know that when I say 'Kill you' it means just be angry at you for like, I dunno...max five minutes. It's impossible for me to stay angry at you. Anywho...
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Post by BennyBoy on Nov 29, 2004 0:51:54 GMT -5
Ben satred down at his tux, he couldn't believe it was his wedding day, and he was only 14! But that didn't matter to him, what mattered was that he got the day over with, he wished the day could never end but with all these strangers around he was a little nervous.
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Post by Kira37 on Nov 29, 2004 1:52:06 GMT -5
Kira saw Ben come in and gave him a thumbs up. He thought to himself, "Well the 2nd best dressed man has now entered."
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Post by Jerseymilk on Nov 29, 2004 8:46:24 GMT -5
Jersey puts the Beserk manga away and then turns to Salem. "Salem if you're so bored, why don't you volunteer to be the Flower Girl?"
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Post by Cat on Nov 30, 2004 23:35:17 GMT -5
If no one wants to be flower girl, I'll bring in my own...
*yells* ELISE!!!
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Post by Elise on Nov 30, 2004 23:43:19 GMT -5
TEXT Hello!I am Elise!The flowergirl! I am so beautiful in my white flower dress!  ;D  
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Post by Cat on Nov 30, 2004 23:49:24 GMT -5
Hey 'Lise! Uh, you have to put your message in place of the word 'TEXT' if you want it pink.
So, this is Elise, a mutual friend of Ben and Me's. Well, actually, she's more MY friend.
Seeing as no one wanted to be flower girl, and Elise was hanging around on MSN, I thought "Gee, wasn't that Son of a Peach thing funny'. And one thing led to another. ;D
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Post by Elise the flower girl on Nov 30, 2004 23:55:05 GMT -5
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Post by Cat on Dec 1, 2004 0:42:51 GMT -5
Uh...Elise...hold the insults on my wedding, man.  (Sorry guys, she's just a freak.  ) Just kidding 'Lise... |
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Ero-Sennin
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Post by Ero-Sennin on Dec 1, 2004 4:52:28 GMT -5
throws a brick at the flower girl
Do not throw things at me, unless you wish for a slow painful death.
walks over to the organ and begins playing here comes the bride, as what si a wedding without music, though personally he;d prefer a funeral march
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Post by Jerseymilk on Dec 1, 2004 7:27:47 GMT -5
Jersey whispers something to Salem. Salem reaches into her coat and hands her what looks like some lighted sticks of dynamite. She chucks them at the organ. They go off as they hit it, blowing up the organ and Hikari and sending bits of dust and rumble everywhere. As Jersey brushes herself off, she turns to the bride and groom. "Sorry Ben and Cat. I could never stand that damn song." She tosses a chocolate bonbon to Salem and sits back down.
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Post by Cat on Dec 1, 2004 14:46:37 GMT -5
It's fine, Jersey. But...how did a full size organ fit in this little plywood chapel, eh?  |
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Post by Salem on Dec 1, 2004 16:59:27 GMT -5
"SWEET!! BON BONS RULE!!!" Having already eaten them, she turned back to Jersey. "Got anymore?"
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Salem
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Post by Salem on Dec 1, 2004 17:06:32 GMT -5
((Sorry that I'm doubleposting..I kinda forgot that when you sign in as guest..you can't delete posts..again sorry V_V"))
Salem took her bazooka, (sorry kids, it's not the gum) lifted it and smashed it on the CD player. She strapped it back onto her back and looked at the small broken pieces.
"Oh..will you look at that? This somehow magically broke..oops." Salem sighed and grabbed the basket of suckers and threw them outside into the mud. "And will you also look at that? The suckers somehow managed to grow legs and jump out of the window..sorry...here..lemme help you." she pulled five dollars out of her pocket and threw it near Elise's feet. "This should buy you a new dress..can't help you with the CD player, Cd or the suckers. Good luck with that by the way."
Salem snuck over to the refreshment table and grabbed the plate of strawberries. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" She shouted, returning to her seat.
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Post by Kira37 on Dec 1, 2004 21:24:12 GMT -5
While Jersey and Salem were being their silly selves, the minister then asked Cat and Ben if they were ready.
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Post by Cat on Dec 2, 2004 0:35:55 GMT -5
While Jersey and Salem were being their silly selves, the minister then asked Can and Ben if they were ready. Can? CAN?! Anywho, I'm ready, but doesn't Xyex have to be here to marry us? |
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Post by Xyex on Dec 2, 2004 3:35:32 GMT -5
"Yes, yes I do." Xyex said straigtening up his suit. "I've been waiting for the non-sense to end... I forgot who was all here though sooooo since that wont happen, let's begin, shall we?"
Xyex sets a thick and dusty book down on his podium and flips it open. "Now, before I actually start this thing, we need to make sure you want to get married... I mean, we don't have the greatest track record around here..."
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Post by Cat on Dec 2, 2004 3:57:12 GMT -5
I totally wanna get married. That all I gotta say?
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Post by Xyex on Dec 2, 2004 4:19:25 GMT -5
"Good, now Ben, are you sure about this...?"
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Post by BennyBoy on Dec 6, 2004 19:57:39 GMT -5
Yep, let's go for it.
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Post by SpiritBomb on Dec 6, 2004 20:05:37 GMT -5
"OWWWWW!!!!" shouted Spirit from her seat, happy that alas this wedding that seemed to have taken forever to commence would be over soon enough.
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Post by Mochi on Dec 6, 2004 20:09:55 GMT -5
Yes!! The I do part's coming!! Fsha!
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