Another blonde joke

[Xyex]

Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...

MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose

[zackarotto]

I'm blond... that pisses people off when I laugh at these jokes. Heh.

[Dayspring]

I'm more surprised you get them, Zack.

BURNinated!!!! ;D

[Xyex]

I'm blond too, which is why I don't get it when people complain about these jokes... it don't bother me any.

[Kira37]

Kind of like how most of my Caucasian friends always laugh when African American or Latino comedians make "white people jokes" I take it?

[Dayspring]

Kira37 said:

Kind of like how most of my Caucasian friends always laugh at African American or Latino comedians make "white people jokes" I take it?

I just laugh at everybody. Everybody's nuts, and picking apart a crazy person is comedy gold so...

[SpiritBomb]

I never found these jokes offensive and always laughed at them. Well, because I used to be blond, then it was more dirty-blond now I just call it brown and I get a few natural highlights now and then. Although, I should be a stereo-typical blond seeing as I am rather slow and stupid but, ya know, thats why people shouldint stereo-type.

One of my favourite blond jokes is this one:

There was a brunette, a red-head and a blonde. They kept getting the same sandwiches for lunch everyday.

Brunette: I get egg sandwich again, I am killing myself!

Red-head: I get meat again, I am killing myself too!

Blond: I get peanut butter and jelly again, I am killing myself too!

Next day, they get what they did not want and kill themselves. At the funeral, the mothers were crying for their daughters

Brunette's mom: I should of never packed her that sandwich...

Red-head's mom: I should of never packed her that sandwich

Blond's mom: I should of never let her pack her own lunch...

Jesse-Lee won a competition of who can make me spit out my drink out of laughter against my cousin Andrew telling that joke.

[zackarotto]

Heh! That's a good one...

[Mochi]

I've heard one similar to that. It's funny. XDD
Here's one: (kind of weird, but oh well) A coyote would gnaw off it's own foot caught in a trap so it could be free. The blonde coyote gnawed off three feet and was still stuck. ;D