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Post by Mochi on Dec 4, 2004 22:05:15 GMT -5
*at the podium thing* Umm... Yes! I'm gonna be the... preacher person thing!
People of the wedding, UNITE!!
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Post by Salem on Dec 4, 2004 22:09:51 GMT -5
Appearing out of nowhere, Salem stood in her chair and jumped up and down in it.
"WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Salem cheered. She was wearing a white T-shirt with and X and J on it since she couldn't really take her shirt off..seeing that she was a girl and all..yeah. "WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO JERSEY LET'S GO!!" she clapped twice. "LET'S GO XYEX LET'S GO!!!" she stomped twice and jumped down from her chair.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Xyex on Dec 5, 2004 8:09:10 GMT -5
Xyex walk in a fancy tux and such and looks around nervously. "Well, here goes nothing...."
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Post by Jerseymilk on Dec 5, 2004 8:54:05 GMT -5
Jersey is already there waiting, dressed in a full-length white Chinese dress, with a small white rose in her hair. She currently hasn't heard Xyex arrive as she's still deaf from Salem's yelling.
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Post by zackarotto on Dec 5, 2004 11:12:51 GMT -5
Zack enters, wearing... Duckie pajamas. He approaches the couple with a microphone. "So, you guys have a pretty bad marriage record. 100% divorce. How do you feel about this??"  |
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Post by Jerseymilk on Dec 5, 2004 15:05:49 GMT -5
Jersey reaches to the slit at the side of her dress and pulls out a small derringer that's strapped to her outer thigh and shoots the microphone, shattering it. All that's left is a bit of the handle still in Zacko's hand, smoke rising from it.
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Post by Salem on Dec 5, 2004 16:17:58 GMT -5
"Woah...that was awesome..HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!" Salem yelled at Jersey.
Another Salem appeared and that Salem started playing the organ. Then ANOTHER Salem appeared and was taking guest's coats. THEN ANOTHER Salem appeared and that Salem ate all the refreshments. ^__^
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Post by Xyex on Dec 5, 2004 16:31:53 GMT -5
Xyex hears the gun and sees Jers. "Should have guessed." he said walking over to where she was and looking at the blasted microphone. "And I don't want to know..."
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Post by zackarotto on Dec 5, 2004 17:14:28 GMT -5
"Oh, I've got plenty more where that came from." Zack is about to pull out a box of microphones when a group of Salem robots come towards him with refreshments. "Ahh! Salem robots!" He attacks them with his mike handle stump thing.
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Post by Salem on Dec 5, 2004 19:29:38 GMT -5
"ZACK NO!!!" Salem rushed over to him and grabbed the stump. "They're not robots! Every Salem you see in the room is a part of what makes me. You know, my emotions.." she looked down. "And it looks like you just killed fright."
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Post by zackarotto on Dec 5, 2004 19:51:55 GMT -5
"Oh, that's a problem. Or... is it? I could kill the emotions you don't want." said Zacko, eager to kill stuff.
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Post by Kira37 on Dec 5, 2004 20:45:08 GMT -5
All of a sudden, everyone could hear the sounds of a helicopter above the church. They loooked up, and Kira jumped out with a parachute. When he landed, he took off the chute, adjusted his tie, and made his smooth entered to the sounds of screams as if the Temps were playing.
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Post by Cat on Dec 6, 2004 3:05:42 GMT -5
Cat walked in, pulling off her own wedding dress to reveal a T-shirt and jeans underneath. She reached up, pulling a strategically place bobby pin from her bun so that it fell into a normal ponytail. She selected a pew in the center on the bride's side, sitting down quietly and sliding into the middle of it.
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Post by baboo on Dec 6, 2004 17:19:13 GMT -5
Baboo walks in...he feels weird seeing everyone already there, he hopes they aren't mad at him or something. He quickly hurries over to Zack and asks him if he's in trouble. Waiting for the answer he quickly stares at everyone, deep into their eyes. He starts to get nervous, when really he shouldn't because he's not the one getting married.
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Post by SpiritBomb on Dec 6, 2004 17:43:30 GMT -5
"AWAY! BACK AWAY!" shrieked Spirit, swatting at one of the Salem's who was supposed to take off her coat. She was wearing a red pouffy dress, trying with great effort and little succeed to fit the occasion. Spirit eventually covered her head with her hands and ran away towards Jersey, suddenly stopping and starring at the bride with big blue eyes. "You look beauuuuutiful" she said in a squeaky voice as if she were a small child discovering something new.
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Post by Salem on Dec 6, 2004 18:33:19 GMT -5
Salem frowned at Zack. "Uh..you can kill..uh..um..cocky..and that's about it. She's over there in the cheerleading outfit twiriling her hair. Have fun with it!" she clapped him on the back and recollected all her emotions except cocky and sat down on the refreshment table Indian style.
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Post by Mochi on Dec 6, 2004 20:07:49 GMT -5
Ok, so this doesn't take five years... ;D Ni, I don't remember what to say.  Do you, Jerseymilk, take this Xyex to be your lawfull... husband? (and in real life too?? ;D) |
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Post by SpiritBomb on Dec 6, 2004 20:16:43 GMT -5
"Oh!" Spirit quietly said, noticing the wedding must of started as she tiptoed off to the nearest seat to the couple. Spirit frowned as she swung her feet back and forth, she had suggested to Mochi to say "waffle husband" instead of "lawfull husband"
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Post by zackarotto on Dec 6, 2004 20:43:42 GMT -5
Zackarotto turns. "No man, you're cool... and... stuff. At least you came. Come on, let's kill Cocky or whatever." he says to Baboo.
Zacky throws a kunai at a random Salem. "Roulette!" Luckily he hit Mrs. Cocky... but maybe it wasn't such a good idea. ^_^
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Post by Jerseymilk on Dec 7, 2004 4:14:29 GMT -5
"Yes I do."
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Post by Salem on Dec 7, 2004 15:03:56 GMT -5
Salem glared and kicked Zack in the shin. "You have a wife idiot..make her dress up as a cheerleader!"
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Post by SpiritBomb on Dec 7, 2004 15:13:02 GMT -5
Spirit looked over at Salem. "What good could come out of that? Why did you suggest that?" Spirit asked, then looked ahead shocked. For once, she was the confused one and not Salem. Kind of cool..kind of. "Oh, yes, I do think I have dressed up as a cheerleader being hyper and all once..." she whispered to herself, nodding. Spirit shook her head to get out of her thoughts "Uh..yes, answer the question, Saywum."
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Post by Salem on Dec 7, 2004 15:20:37 GMT -5
Salem raised an eyebrow and looked at Spirit. "There was a question..?"
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Post by Mochi on Dec 7, 2004 20:36:12 GMT -5
Do you, Xyex, take Jerseymilk to be your "waffle" wife? ;D (thanks Spirit! ) And do you promise to toast her and pour syrup on her and eat her? XD |
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Post by Gohan on Dec 7, 2004 20:38:15 GMT -5
*enters the room, all creepy and slow-like, but manages to trip over the broken mike's cord, makes a loud !!CRASH!! and sits down, hoping nobody heard him*
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