Fangirl Hunters

[zackarotto]

I figured we needed some sort of Fangirl Hunting topic. So, I made one. Stop screaming! Thanks to Jersey-sama for information.

Hunter List: If any information is missing, please inform me.

North America-Main Headquarters

*Jerseymilk - Co-Founder, Leader - Flaming Katana-Shinka, Brass Knuckles, and Bolas
*Xyex - Co-Leader - An obsidian black Katana called Redemption, inter-dimensional powers, 2 missle systems, and a dungeon full of 'fun'!
Dayspring - Co-Founder, now a Maverick Slayer - Twin Samurai Katana-Durendall, and Pocky, his Panda
*Zackarotto - Legato Bluesummer, Second-in-Command, Expert on Sarcasm - Kusari-Gama, kunais, katana, Pikachu
*B-kun - Scientist in Charge of Weapons in Espionage, also other Second-in-Command - Kunais, a wide assortment of wicked Knives, various voice-activated detonating plushies, and the Silence Glaive (the IRONY, man!)
*Mochi - Trainer and Keeper of Fangirl Hunting Beasts-Extremely Large Mallet and bananas
Chibi Whoosh - Flame Thrower
SpiritBomb - The resident 'Amelia'-Twin Sai Blades
Random - Mad Scientist and Tall Man - Steel-toed boots, pointy objects, and her "cooking"
Deus Ex Machina - Resident "Pervert" of Fangirls - Tentacles
Epsilon Grey - Explosives
Ben Plante - Unarmed Combat
Alias - Official Hacker - Her Computer
Salem/Sheikona - Bazooka
Sean- Resident "Pervert" of Fanboys- Charming good looks, U.S. M202A1 Rocket Launcher, Fabrique Nationale P90 fully automated personal defense weapon
Twinbee_MK_II - Official Mascot - Ain't he cute?^^
Lost_in_thought - Melee Killer - A "Bastard" Sword
Mugenmidget- Bazooka known as "The US Constitution"
Dutaz(Eclipse) - Zanpakutou
Chaos - FF7-style Buster Sword
Conan - Zarbon/Slave - Crossbow, near limitless supply of lead arrows

Europe

Ero-Sennin - The Sorrowful Light, Team Leader- Broadsword
Psyliam - Overseas Agent in charge of subterfuge
Dai - Overseas Hunter - Harpoon
Hellsinger- Fanboy Chopper- Scythe

Oceania

Cat - Team Leader - Sporks, duct tape, and a katana at each hip. One called Love and the other called Hate
Sato - Laser gun, Kamekameha, teeth, random pointy things, and guitar
Sho-

*Indicates this person can help you if you would like to join, so talk to them. (There may be others.)

Goals and Information

We as hunters believe we were born to protect this world from snobby fangirls, as well as idiotic and annoying ones. They steal the entertainment from Anime conventions with their presence, just with some horribly mispronounced Japanese words.

Why do we do it? Some of us had the misfortune of a bad convention in their past, while others just like to see the pain on their cosplay-covered faces. Although our intentions may be different, our actions are the same.

What exactly are we doing? In case you haven't figured it out, we kill them. We do a swift, stealthy job, and dispose of the body so as not to ruin the con ourselves, with panic. In the case where a con is so littered by their filth that you cannot turn away from it all, we use larger methods of destruction. We make sure to never hurt a good-intending fan, even at such times.

Fanboys are no exception. They can be just as bad, if not worse than fangirls are. Please remember that we are far from afraid to take on male targets. We enjoy their suffering just as much.

Do you has what it takes to join the Fangirl Hunters? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!!

[Bkun]

^^;; I hope you don't mind, but I added to my information.

[zackarotto]

No problem. Makes my life easier, after all.

[zackarotto]

Added a new section. Check it out.

[Xyex]

Hehe. ;D

Hmm... I should see about joining... I've been thinking about it...

[Jerseymilk]

This is a fantastic job you've done Zacko! Take a week off! I just made one addition to Dayspring's name. Xyex we'd love for you to join, the more hunters, the better we can carry out our mission after all! And Zacko, we have a new member. Alias wants to join the clan and the really good news is, she's quite handy with a computer. So she's going to be our "Official Hacker". We are definitely getting to be a force to be reckoned with! I've already added her to your list.

[Xyex]

Already sent Zacko a PM about it Jersey. ;D

[zackarotto]

I put you down as Ripsaw, but you can change it if you want. I don't know the difference between Ripsaw and Chainsaw, that's not my "area of expertise". Teach me, one day.

[Xyex]

Sorry for the confusion Zacko. Ripsaw was a char of mine in an RPG/Writing comunity. Used a Chainsaw, was a 'bit' unstable... not the kind of person to meet in a dark alley. The one time I've ever let my darkside out to play.

[zackarotto]

Ah. Alright. I wasn't sure, to begin with. That was actually a possibility.

Maybe your title / nickname should be Ripsaw?

[Mochi]

That's cool, Zacko! ;D (Can I call you that? o.o) I gave myself another weapon...

[zackarotto]

Bananas? Cool.

You can call me whatever you want... except... no, you weren't going to think of that. Nevermind. ^^

[SpiritBomb]

Jersey recently claimed me the someone from Slayers of the group! I forget the name!

My friend, TwistedToaster has joined the board. Im gonna ask her to join, i'll tell her ALL about the evilness of fangirls and otaku snobs! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[Bkun]

Her name's Amelia. <3 She rocks. "I WILL SMASH YOU WITH THE HAMMER OF JUSTICE!"

[Xyex]

Added that little bit to SB's listing. ;D

[Jerseymilk]

Hey Spirit, I got a kick out of the Amelia pic you posted on the Daizex forums. You should have gotten one of her "signature" shots, where she's standing on top of something with one hand on her hip and the other pointing in front away from her right after she's finished her "Justice Speech". Or one where she's standing next to Zelgadis, that reeeeaaally makes fangirls mad! They love Zelgadis and that's why they hate Amelia. ;D

[SpiritBomb]

I'll remember to do that next time I fear a fangirl is among us or when I just feel like pissing them off!

Maybe I should go to some fangirl forum and be like:

yo! im a fangurl 4 life! and i sooooooo luv Zelgadis! He rox my sox!

(cue me posting picture of Amelia and Zegaldis)

AHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU ANNOYING FANGIRLS!!! BEWARE OF THE FANGIRL HUNTERS FOR WE SHALL DESTROY YOU, NOW, I SHALL TAKE EACH ONE OF YOUR E-MAILS AND SPAM YOU WITH PICTURES OF I,AMELIA!!

[zackarotto]

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I stickied it. If it was a bad idea, or I crossed a line, just unsticky it and let me know, Xyex.

[Xyex]

That's fine. I was going to, but I kept forgetting.

[Jerseymilk]

I'm not sure if this should be a sticky. This forum is for everybody from Daizex, not just people who have joined the Fangirl Hunting Group. I feel it alienates other people.

[zackarotto]

I guess that's true. Although, 80 percent of the offtopicness on Daizex is anti-fangirl-type-thingies.

[Xyex]

Yeah, and this way, new people who come along can find out if they should either join-up, or run away from us. ;D

[Mochi]

Yes! And my avatar is no longer cute little Goten, it's..... cute little Gohan... O___o Oh well, he's ssj 2! ;D

[Dayspring]

Dayspring - Founder(now works as a Free Agent) - Twin Revolvers

WHAT THE HOLY FUCKNUTS OF ISENGARD??? I DINT TAKE NO SCHRAPNEL IN NO LEGS SO'S I COULD COME BACK TO A BASE WERE KIDS DUNNO HOW TO STAY OFFA MY LAWN!!!!!

I mean: SAYS I USE STUPID TWIN REVOLVERS

I use twin samurai katanas, fool! One accessable at each side of my waist, a black hilt on the sword of the right and a white hilt on the sword of my left side. On my back is strapped the mighty Durendall! That's right! It was *I* who secretly wrote Le Chanson De Roland! All so's I could swipe his legendary sword and use it to hunt down fangirls! BUWAHAHA!!!

I also have an emergy kit filled with silver and wooden stakes in case I come across Buffy and Blade Vampire fanboys. The things you come across when you work alone...

[Bkun]

I fixed it.