Post by Xyex on Jan 17, 2005 15:02:55 GMT -5
Crack Found on
Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope
for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning
Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger
Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
[Tastes like chicken?]
Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued
by Seven Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Can you believe it?)
Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
[what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
[no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope
for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
[you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked
to Temperatures
[who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
[they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds
Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning
Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger
Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make
Nutritious Snacks
[Tastes like chicken?]
Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued
by Seven Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Can you believe it?)
