Post by Xyex on Aug 17, 2004 21:29:18 GMT -5
Yet another E-mail I've recieved from dad...
> Fredericks of Hollywood
>
> A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some
sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
home.
>
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on and model it for him.
>
> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.
>
> So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500,
they'd at least iron it!"
>
> He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending
> Fredericks of Hollywood
>
> A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some
sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
home.
>
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it
on and model it for him.
>
> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself.
>
> So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>
> The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500,
they'd at least iron it!"
>
> He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending
.... OH! Ok...