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Post by Xyex on Jun 5, 2004 8:01:38 GMT -5
Straightening out my robe again I let out a sigh. "This isn't going very smoothly. Remind me never to invite any of you to my wedding!" he calls out to the crowd. "Right then, let's get this moving."
After clearing my throat I launch into a somewhat long speech thingy and what not that lasts ten minutes. Yada, yada, yada. Blah, blah, blah.
Xyex: "Alright. Do you Zackarotto, take SpiritBomb to be your lawfully wedded wife, through plagues of Fangirls and eventual PMS, so long as you both stay on these boards?"
Zacko: "I do."
Xyex: "And SpiritBomb, do you take Zackarotto to be your lawfully wedded husband, through plagues of Fangirls and visits from the in-laws, so long as you both stay on these boards?"
SpiritBomb: "I do."
Xyex: "Yay! By the power invested in me by... well, me! I now pronounce you the first Husband and Wife fangirl Hunters!"
Cheers go up through those gathered, save for Whoosh who's still picking up body parts.
Xyex: "Just two more things to do. Dayspring the rings."
Dayspring brings the rings up and gives them over. They do the whole vows things and put the rings on each others fingers.
Xyex: "Alright, You may now kiss the bride, and then we can go out back and kill the Fangirls I still have back there." ;D
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Post by zackarotto on Jun 5, 2004 8:25:07 GMT -5
For the record, I would have said I do. ^^  |
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Post by Xyex on Jun 5, 2004 8:52:43 GMT -5
Yeah, but people were getting antsy. Like you for one. Figured it be best to finish it up quickly, before anything else went wrong.  |
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Dayspring
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Post by Dayspring on Jun 5, 2004 10:04:06 GMT -5
I just realized something's wrong: no bride.  |
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Post by zackarotto on Jun 5, 2004 11:45:54 GMT -5
She showed up on the first page. We didn't do this so that we would all constantly be there. Yeesh.
I'm fine with you saying our I dos. I mean, who says no to a wedding at any time other than the proposal? Hopefully not Spirit.
Woo! I'm married! I'm going to play video games.
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Post by Salem on Jun 5, 2004 14:11:15 GMT -5
Zack, you're a married man and you want to play video games? You're not gonna dance or do anything with her?! HOW SELFISH!
I just read something both shocking yet blissful at the same time! It appears that me and Day are no longer engaged!
OFF TO ACT THINGS OUT WITH LITTLE SMILIES!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *runs out of the chapel*
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Random
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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
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Post by Random on Jun 5, 2004 14:23:39 GMT -5
*sifts through the small pool of fangirl bits, looking vaguely sick* Ewww....ewww, fangirl cooties.  I'll never be able to get these out my trenchcoat! *hops up onto the altar, blocking Zack and Spirit's departure* WAIT!!! ....I was going to give this to you at the reception all proper, but since you're going off to play video games, I figured I'd just do it now. *holds out gift and beams* It's a toaster! I spawned it myself! It's got your initials on it, see? Trust me, that was difficult, considering I had to do all the engraving while it was still in my womb... *gets smacked in the back of the head with a fangirl's head, which knocks her fedora off and into a pool of blood. she turns around, glaring* That...that was my best fedora; have you any idea how hard it is to get blood out of a fedora?! I'll...I'LL KILL WHOEVER THREW THAT!! *leaps screaming into the mass of dead fangirl and part collectors* DIE, DIE, DIE!! |
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Post by Xyex on Jun 5, 2004 14:24:28 GMT -5
Ah, yes, thanks for the reminder Salem!
Please note that the Jersey/Dayspring wedding will be taking place once Jersey says yes. ;D
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Post by Salem on Jun 5, 2004 14:27:44 GMT -5
anytime xyex! It's what I do best! To help sicko's like Dayspring! ;D
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Post by zackarotto on Jun 5, 2004 14:35:19 GMT -5
I can play video games with her, then...
Ehh. Whatever she wants.
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Post by Salem on Jun 5, 2004 14:42:22 GMT -5
*smirks* riiiiiiiiiiight  |
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Random
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Post by Random on Jun 5, 2004 14:51:44 GMT -5
Well, you could play Dance Dance Revolution, which is a video game and involves dancing. Everybody wins!
Except when they don't.
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Post by SpiritBomb on Jun 5, 2004 16:05:49 GMT -5
Spirit: Yay! We're married! *hugs Zacko*....uh..letsa play video games! WOOO!
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Post by zackarotto on Jun 5, 2004 17:39:15 GMT -5
Spirit: Yay! We're married! *hugs Zacko*....uh..letsa play video games! WOOO! BEST. WIFE. EVAR. |
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Random
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Post by Random on Jun 5, 2004 18:15:35 GMT -5
Heheh...just wait 'till the little Zackos and Spirits arrive... ;D .......... Yeah, okay, now I deserve to be shot in the head for that.  Please make it quick. |
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chibiwoosh
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Post by chibiwoosh on Jun 5, 2004 18:41:38 GMT -5
Heheh...just wait 'till the little Zackos and Spirits arrive... ;D .......... Yeah, okay, now I deserve to be shot in the head for that. Please make it quick. I won't kill you if you don't kill me for throwing a fangirls head at you.....  I don't wanna die. |
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Random
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Post by Random on Jun 5, 2004 18:51:10 GMT -5
Ha-ha, we're even then!
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Post by Salem on Jun 5, 2004 19:04:46 GMT -5
...............I'm-I'm speechless
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chibiwoosh
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Post by chibiwoosh on Jun 5, 2004 19:31:58 GMT -5
...............I'm-I'm speechless It brings a tear to my eye to see that you are actually speechless....this is the second time in the same day. |
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Post by zackarotto on Jun 5, 2004 20:12:09 GMT -5
Even with Chibi, but not with anybody else who might kill you for that. Don't worry, I'm not planning on killing you. |
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Post by Random on Jun 5, 2004 20:23:49 GMT -5
That's what they all say, right before they kill you. I hereby apologize to everyone for even suggesting tha Zacko and Spirit might spawn. I'll pay for any resulting therapy bills. |
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Post by Mochi on Jun 6, 2004 13:08:56 GMT -5
So there's no reception? They're just playing DDR? No cake??? No dancing with the bride for $20? *puts away $20* No presents for the new married couple? O.o
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Post by Xyex on Jun 6, 2004 13:51:32 GMT -5
Not yet, we're holding a double wedding, we can do all that stuff once Jersey and Dayspring are married. ;D Oh yeah:
::Locked::
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Please make it quick.
I don't wanna die. 
