New Government Agency

[Xyex]

Got this e-mail today, read, laugh:

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc. Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. Can't you see them now?

These highly trained men and women in their black outfits with initials in large white letters across their backs? F. A. T. A. S. S.

I feel safer already.

[GoKeTa182]

Wow. That's a really interesting read. I'd feel alot safer when the F.A.T.A.S.S. crew shows up. If they can accept that handle as their foundation, then they must be the real deal. Anyone who joins automatically must have a desire to beat a face or two in. Not to mention be really comfortable with the size of their butts.

I'd join.