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Post by SpiritBomb on Aug 29, 2004 0:27:21 GMT -5
Jersey said I should post about this, so read or be hacked to death with complimentary mIRC trouts. Your choice.
*ahem* The tale begins with 4 girls. Nikki, Lily, Amber and Ashlie. I first met them coming her after a wedding rehearsel...
My mom and the blondies's mom had left us alone in the living room. So, it all began with one question.
"So, Laurie, like, who do you have a total crush on? Like! Shazzaa!"
Maybe thats an exageration of her girlyness, but the question doesent change. I simply tell them nobody. Ya know, nobody?! Ever heard of him?! He exists ya know??!
Well, they freaked out. To them, no girl my age could not like anybody. They were shouting at me and honestly, I dont know what the hell they were saying. Then, who I call the leader, Nikki, says it was clear. I was obviously lying. So, they re-grouped. Thats what I call it when they huddle up together.
Next day, when I thought I wouldint have to worry about them I was dancing around the house alone listening to....I think it was You Dont Have To Go by Led-OH! What the hell does it matter?! Moving on...I hear my door open and preppy 1, 2, 3 and 4 walk in wearing must I say revealing sparkly clothing of somewhat.
So, then they pulled out a knife and-whoops! Times up, i'll add to this later...
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Post by Jerseymilk on Aug 29, 2004 0:54:32 GMT -5
And the suspense builds.... ;D
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Post by SpiritBomb on Aug 29, 2004 13:50:16 GMT -5
Yep!
Alright, ladies walk in my house and, well, as you might of guessed there is no knife. Thats just to grab attention! Alright, so first I ask them how the hell they got in my house wich is apparently my mom gave their mom a key so they asked their mom if they could hang out with me so they got the key. I wanna kill someone. My mom, their mom, them or myself.
They said as promissed that they would find out whoever this mystery person is that they think I have a "crush" on. When their done with that, they said they wanna give me a makeover and hook me up wich scared me to freaking death so I ran upstairs, deciding to take a shower. They cant bother me in that place right? Wrong.
Out of all the times to take a shower, honestly, even if my Vince Vaughn shook my hand I would not even of wanted to take a shower then if I knew what would happen. So then....one of em pops up in the shower and hacks me to death while that violin plays music! dun dun dun dun DUN! DUN DUN!
Ofcourse thats a lie too, but what they did was worse. THEY STOLE MY FREAKIN CLOTHES!!!! When I got out I was reduced to wearing an annoying stupid slutty dress and because my floor hurts my feet if I walk around with no shoes, I had to wear the stupid high heels too! Whats the point? I cant even walk.
So, I headed downstairs. Headed downstairs meaning attempted walk and stumbled down the stairs. They were in my kitchen looking for snacks. I yelled at them for a long time until they alas made me go out and buy some junk food.
When I came back, hell broke loose. Nikki was on my computer on MY AOL account looking through my stuff, then I looked over and saw Amber dancing to Britney Spears on MY CD player and I dont know what she did with my CD's. I was about to knock their faces in until I heard something upstairs and when I ran up the other two were in my room reading my stuff and looking all over the place. They weren't lying. They really wanted to find out everything about me and I dont know why.
They just said "Oooooh! Snacks!" and grabbed some stuff so I went into hiding downstairs, in the basement where I live now. After awhile I contacted Jersey and Xyex explaining my problems. Thats because I stole their laptop! ;D
That night they slept over, and the next day you could find me watching them like hawks and awaiting Amber to go away. When she did, I grabbed her suitcase with all her stuff in it and looked through it to find something that I wouldint feel like the 2 cent hooker. The longest think that slut has is her bride's maid outift. Good gravy.
So that is how the days been going for me as of late. Living off junk food in my basement and walking around in a pouffy purple dress being forced to listen to them running all over my house collecting vital information on me and stupid pop music.
I have a metal baseball bat to protect me, and the reason I cant stop them is because we made a truce when they caught me in the dress they said they would let me wear it, not tell anybody and if I wrecked it they would take the blame as long as I let them continue the search. I agreed because I doubted they would find anything on me that could wreck my life as much as they do now.
Good thing is they are gone now, but they'll be back after the wedding and they will be moving in so their mom and step dad can have a honeymoon. Oh joy. Atleast they wont go to the same school as myself and that I bought a Nirvana shirt so maybe I can look slightly different each day....surviving off Pepsi isint all bad though. Uhg! I gotta go, they're re-grouping again and I need to spy. Over and out.
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Post by Salem on Aug 29, 2004 15:02:56 GMT -5
Whoa..that sucks! Stupid AKA's! (That's what I shall call the four..because I can and I want too!)
I feel sorry for ya Laur! Dude, if I wrote you anytime soon, would they read that?! Dude! YOU SHOULD KILL THEM!! MWUAHAHAH!! BURN THEM IN HOT OIL THEN USE A SCAPEL TO TAKE ALL THEIR SKIN OFF!!! THEN FEED IT TO THE NEIGHBORS DOG!! MUWHAHAH!!
*cough* um...yes...I am very sorry that you're going through this..heh..you said slut!
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 29, 2004 21:01:29 GMT -5
 I'd fucking kill them. 3 seconds in a room with them. Kill them, okay? Scare them out, at least. I'm serious. Show them no quarter. A kid I knew and his friends came in through my unlocked door to annoy me once, and I beat them out. Although that must have been 4 or 5 years ago, at the least. So, they took all your clothes? It must be hard to guard / hide everything you have. It should be easy to get a decent pair of pants and shirt. You may have no crush or no boyfriend, but your husbdor would skin them alive. Fun idea. Print out a bunch of heart'd pictures of some random guy. Plant them in an untampered area that they still have to search while they sleep. Make it somebody scary that would slaughter them all, maybe. Unless you could think of an example that would seriously scare the shit out of them. Maybe if you could pretend it's a secret boyfriend, and make up a recent fake IRC chat, where it has you telling him about your troubles, and he says he'll come over and... do things to them. Sickest stuff you can think of. If you do that, it would be too recent for you to hide it in your room. Just tack it / knife it to their door as an open threat. While it might not be pulled off successfully, it would certainly be fun if it did. If you're on their laptop, do you have any way to get into their email accounts or anything? Just imagine the hell you could do with just that.
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Post by SpiritBomb on Aug 29, 2004 22:07:38 GMT -5
I tried explaining I had a husband but that made it worse! I like your devious plans, if I wasint being watched like a hawk I would try them out...they can tell when im lying though, I tried saying it was secret and even said I was a lesbian but the girl is evil, man. Oh well, I did use your idea of scaring them. I can hear them fighting over who checks on me all the time.
They also have tons of escape plans from me, I saw a few so that puts a tiny problem on killing them, but I've freaked them out so much I sometimes find them begging "the leader girl" if they can just let it go, but, she's not afraid of me and I cant take her because she stole my knife. I know she knows that I would do something with it but she says "Its too dangerous for my little sister, I have to take it."
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 29, 2004 22:26:36 GMT -5
It sucks that there's four of them. One can rush at you from the front, and simply faint away. Two can go at both your sides while that's happening, disarm you or whatever. The last one can rush through your back with a knife. It's the ultimate 4 vs 1 strat.
If they try to restrain you, never take your eyes off a single one of them...
Oh, by the way. Burn and skin them, Sheikona? Nice start. How about coating their exposed tissue and organs with salt and leeches?
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Post by Jerseymilk on Aug 30, 2004 5:20:27 GMT -5
Hey Spirit! Tell them the leader of your hunting clan lives just on the other side of the city from you and will pay them a visit if they don't knock that crap off. And I don't even wait for begging, I kill and leave.  |
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Post by Xyex on Aug 30, 2004 7:36:24 GMT -5
Hey Spirit! Tell them the leader of your hunting clan lives just on the other side of the city from you and will pay them a visit if they don't knock that crap off. And I don't even wait for begging, I kill and leave. Yeah, Kill 'em! Gotta kill 'em all! |
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Post by Dayspring on Aug 30, 2004 12:39:20 GMT -5
Yeah, Kill 'em! Gotta kill 'em all! **Turns a spit with Amber's dead body over a fire** Kill who now? |
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Post by SpiritBomb on Aug 30, 2004 13:53:20 GMT -5
HAHA! They are taken care of.
Well, it ended a little something like this, I was chasing them down the street and by sweet ass luck the slowest one was the one I hated the most so I tackled her down, and punched her repeatedly, and when her slow minded friends finnaly notice she's gone they come running back and their so stupid they didint do anything, well, they tried to pull me off but I just whack them away and swear at them and they backed away, just shockingly starring at the situation.
We;;, her sister looked like she was gonna cry and begged me to stop punching the girl saying she would fix everything so I stopped, picked the girl up by her shirt and dragged her home sort of as a hostage just incase the girls planned to jump me, but they chose wisely to walk home with us. I guess they noticed I had the knife again.
As I write this down, they are fetching my clothes and stuff they hid on me, I put MY music on and im alas on my own computer. The only trouble now is they think we're all friends now that they appoligized though they annoy me like hell and they are gonna have nothing to do during their stay. But, all ends well.
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Post by Jerseymilk on Aug 30, 2004 14:20:30 GMT -5
(sniff!) And to think she was only a clueless little spitball when I recruited her. Now she's a full-fledged skilled psycho! I'm just soooo proud!  |
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Post by SpiritBomb on Aug 30, 2004 14:28:56 GMT -5
*sniff* It makes me wanna cry sometimes too, Jersey. I owe it all to you guys! GROUP HUG! *stretches arms and watches as some people back away*
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Post by Salem on Aug 30, 2004 14:33:17 GMT -5
Duuuude..when did all this happen? Well..anyway! GOOD JOB LAURA!! *salutes*
By the way..Zack, can I use your idea on my brother?
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 30, 2004 14:50:24 GMT -5
I'm all for it, but make sure you hang his corpse upside-down and throw knives at his privates.
Spirit: Glad to know it all worked out without any serious issues. Nice.
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Post by Salem on Aug 30, 2004 15:01:04 GMT -5
Uh..nevermind..I don't think I'm gonna use that on my brother..and by the way, Zack..your avatar scares me..I mean come on! That's just plain creepy..I mean it's not just creepy..it's advanced creepiness!!!!
*huddles in corner and tries not to stare at the avatar*
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 30, 2004 15:10:20 GMT -5
It is very creepy. But that's what makes Hisoka so great! But, I wouldn't call that his advanced creepiness. Hisoka has a creepiness to him that you can't just see from looking at his picture, hearing him talk, or even watching a clip. You have to see the series as a whole, and let it build up to the terrified Gon unable to move because of Hisoka's horrific thoughts and emotions filling the forest, killing all laughter and happiness. GO WATCH THE SERIES RIGHT NOW....And that's why I made this avatar. |
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Post by Dayspring on Aug 30, 2004 17:10:14 GMT -5
How far does the HxH series go to? Up to the end of the hunter exam or what? I can't stand greed island so if they're somewhere in there...
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 30, 2004 20:07:18 GMT -5
I'm guessing you read the manga... Anyway, below contains pretty minor spoilers about the series.
The series goes to the Genei Ryodan's attack on the city, without really finishing it, only getting to the reunion of Kurapica, Leorio, Gon, and Killua, before they start taking on the gang as a group.
I think the first OVA breaks up the Genei Ryodan.
OVA2 is the intro to Greed Island, and ends with Gon and Killua in their training from Biscuit.
I haven't seen OVA3 yet, but it finishes off Greed Island. I'm waiting for every episode to be released. 12 and 13 were actually released today. It's 14 eps.
I'll tell you, I can stand Greed Island a lot more in the anime than the manga. At least the part that OVA2 covers.
Edit: Oh, to directly answer your question, it goes way past that.
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Post by Dayspring on Aug 30, 2004 20:43:01 GMT -5
That's it? In the manga greed island was going on for the longest fucking time. It was as if the mangaka were trying to put Yugioh to shame by adding a bunch more cards to get and that each and EVERY card had to be shown, explained in full, and restated how it's especially rare. GUH. I stopped reading because of greed island. Since you're a huge fan, tell me when Tori's World passes the Greed Island arc, will ya?
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 30, 2004 21:24:15 GMT -5
Well, TW has done 163 so far. They're really pissing me off these days, to think they were the fastest with manga at one point! I did a google for "hunter x hunter manga download". Best idea of my life. Found a site that's gone all the way to 217. And it starts just a few before where TW is: 154. I'll be downloading chappies 163 (the last chapter TW did, just to refresh my memory) to 217, more if any of those 10 groups doing Hunter x Hunter are actually a few chapters ahead of this one. Link to site I'm following: ms.myshelter.net/Edit: It came to my attention that the link to the one frame wasn't working. Only worked for me yesterday, must have been cache related. So, you have to use the stupid frames. I think you just click Group > Projects > Hunter x Hunter... |
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Post by zackarotto on Aug 30, 2004 21:27:16 GMT -5
Yeah, by the way, 217 was as far as any group had gone. So I picked the best one right away.
*Zackarotto is giddy and manga-happy*
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