If you can find anything randomer, your insane...

Well, no one else replied, so I took pity on you. ;D

Uh...the story is...uh...good. Funny, yet...really, really strange. Still, seems to fit in with the general mood 'round here! ^_^

Hey Salem, why aren't you ever signed in anymore? ...

That cracked me up. Nice work, man. Looks like you have fun conversations.

I'm sorry, but if I read your story, my head will explode. I'm sure it's funny, though.

Well I figured it out and saw it... it says Nani? It's cute. But it only shows up as "AVATARITY.COM FREE AVATARS" because that site has no hotlinking... Put it on photobucket or at least tinyurl.

Since I finally got feedback I'll put some more chappys...
Also, SIFB stands for "Super Insane Fusion Battle" which is aptly named after an event in chapters 3 & 4....

Chapter 3
Volbachutwotlepuff: last time we saw Ash he a was telling off his "Diglett"lets see what he's up to now!
Cobalt Dragon: oh yeah!!! his Gyarados "Diglett" ate him ^_^ while I was off guard
Volbachutwotlepuff: *sees Ash* how are u today Ash?
Ash: I'm exited!
Volbachutwotlepuff: hey your not Ash! your Big Kev! *pulls off Big Kev's Disguise*
Cobalt Dragon: LOL
Big Kev: I'm Exited!
Cobalt Dragon: the Gyarados swallowed the real ash (who thinks he is misty) but ash is still alive inside
Big Kev: I'm Exited
Volbachutwotlepuff: yes we know your exited....
Cobalt Dragon: *hits big kev* go clean something
Volbachutwotlepuff: (if we post this at Pokevortex & u don't know who big Kev is cuz your not an Aussie he owns a cleaning product factory)
Cobalt Dragon: back to ash
Ash: what am I doing in this weird place?
Volbachutwotlepuff: you got eaten that's what....
Gyarados: ROAR!
Ash: I got eaten? how? I'm in this gooey tunnel
Volbachutwotlepuff: *sigh* your lucky I'm not the real Volbachutwotlepuff & only a kamikaze ghost or otherwise I'd hit u...
Ash: shoosh I need to concentrate
*outside of Gyarados sits the real Volbachutwotlepuff, Cobalt Dragon, Misty, Brock, Mrs. Ketchum & Pikachu*
Ash: I found an exit!! hmm? what is this brown stuff? ooh! a water slide with brown water! whee!
Volbachutwotlepuff Ghost: I'm mot going that way.... *touches Ash & explodes*
Volbachutwotlepuff: *from outside I see Gyarados's ass grow to gigantic proportions & it shoots out a flaming shit!* the ghost blew up....
*ash is flying towards us* *we run away* *the flaming shit hits Groudon* *Groudon awakens*
Ash: hey look a Jigglypuff!
*the stalking Jigglypuff with the microphone appears*
the stalking Jigglypuff with the microphone: Jiggly?
Ash: who are you?
*ash kicks it*
the stalking Jigglypuff with the microphone: Jigglypuff
Groudon: ROOOOARRR!!!!
Misty: run away!!
Ash: why? its only a Jigglypuff
Groudon: What you are the chosen one! you are the only one who can save earth from Mewtwo & Deoxys!
Ash: how many is one?
misty: -_-
Groudon: oh crap! the chosen one is an idiot....
Ash: what's an idiot?
Misty: you are!
Ash: ok
Groudon: oh well....if he's the one then we have to stick by it
Ash: I saved the world from the Psyduck, Chikorita & Lickitung with help from a Squirtle (he is referring to PKMN the movie 2000)
Groudon: u can't be the one then our chosen one saved the world from an Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres with the help of a Lugia
Ash: sorry Jigglypuff...
Misty: Ash that was you!! of never mind can I be the chosen one now?
Groudon: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................... let me think..... ok! But if your going to be the Chosen one your gonna have to pretend to be him so Mewtwo & Deoxys
can't tell....
Misty: well........he thinks he is me so... why do I have to be him? are they scared of him or something?
Groudon: yes.... they are.....
Misty: Well I'm twice as scary as that dufus... so if I pretend to be him I'll save the world in less than an hour!!
Ash: what world? what is save?
Brock: Ash... your an idiot....
Ash: I already know that!!
Brock: *whispers to authors* uh we got a plot hole..... doesn't Ash think he's Misty?
Volbachutwotlepuff: shut up or we'll make u stupid too!
Ash: I'm a idiot misty!!
Groudon: Celebi will arrive to help u on your quest unless he's busy...
Volbachutwotlepuff: welcome to our fic Celebi!
Celebi: ya
Cobalt Dragon: help idiot misty *ash* save the world
Volbachutwotlepuff: Groudon said so....
Groudon: yes I said so....
Ash: I got cheese stuck up my nose....
Celebi: Quiii I know Ash, but I can also read your thoughts and I AM NOT A CYNDAQUIL!!!!!
Groudon: so who will do it ? ash or misty?
Ash: what's a world?
Ash: But you are a Cyndaquil!!! you're blue!
Celebi: lets fuse them and the Mashty can do it!
Misty: no way!!
Ash: I'm misty so it would be Mistymisty
Volbachutwotlepuff: @_@
Misty: But I'm not Ash, So where is ash?
Gotenks: if u wanna fuse I'm gonna have to teach u this dance!
Misty: *shrug
ash: who is ash?
Misty: ewwwwww, dance!
*meanwhile Deoxys and Mewtwo began their reign*
Misty: but if I have to touch him.....no
Celebi: time-out, I made you two mods
Cobalt Dragon: yay
Volbachutwotlepuff: YAY!
Cobalt Dragon: I'm the mod of ?
Celebi: Fan-Art
Cobalt Dragon: YAY! ^_^
ash: what's a fan art?
Cobalt Dragon: I SAID TIME OUT!!
Celebi: lol
ash: mmm time out
Volbachutwotlepuff: ooh I moderate both Fic & art ^^
Misty: Goten Birdie....birdie....birdie....*ash and Groudon look at her* What? I'm imitating my favourite cartoon character!!
Gotenks: yay Goten's a birdie, Goten's a bir.... stop it Goten! why Trunks?
Cobalt Dragon: hello Powarun
Powarun: hello person with a long name
Cobalt Dragon: well... I'm Cobalt Dragon if u know who that is
Celebi: lol
Powarun: Well your screen name is long
Gotenks: because I said so Goten! aww Trunks u never let me have fun!
Powarun: So it is way to long
Cobalt Dragon: that doesn't really matter....
Powarun: fine, I give up
Gotenks: so Ash, Misty it's time to learn the dance...
Powarun: Ash tries to tie his shoes and falls
Celebi: lol, Quiiii, Quii
*A Spoink appears for some reason*
Gotenks: ok no u do this *does the movement* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SHON! HA!
Ash: yum pork *brings out butcher knife* You can have the head Misty, I will have the butt meat
Volbachutwotlepuff: now Ash & Misty hurry up & do the dance!
*Spoink bounces on ash*
Misty: quiet ash and watch the dance
Powarun: Ash and misty start waving their hands in the air but their feet are stuck to the floor
*Pikachu jumps on Misty's head*
Volbachutwotlepuff: so u know Powarun Ash & Misty are doing the Fusion Dance so they can save the world from Deoxys
& Mewtwo
*Spoink is on ash's head* *Ash and Misty begin to fuse*
Powarun: oh, sorry I didn't know, let the fusion begin.
*Spoink jumps on Misty's head* *Spoink, Pikachu, misty and ash fuse together*
Powarun: lol
Volbachutwotlepuff: only 2 people can fuse tho!
Cobalt Dragon: Spoink and Pikachu aren't people ^^ lol
*well then Pika and Spoink fuse into one pokemon and Ash and Misty into one sick being
Cobalt Dragon: ok, Spoinkachu and Mashty
Powarun: Now what
*misty complains about Spoink getting to fuse instead of Psyduck*
Mashty: we gotta world to Shave!
Powarun: Reminds me of a picture,
Mashty: but how
Mewtwo & Deoxys: we're here so FUUUUUUU SHON HA!
Cobalt Dragon: Mewoxys!
Volbachutwotlepuff: I was thinkin Deotwo....
*Brock spirit evolves into Brockmon*
Mewoxys: I will try to kiiiillllllll you, just need to untie my tentacles with my life supporting system
Powarun: no, we may have a lawsuit
Mewoxys or Deotwo: Geez...this giant hand is a drag...
Mashty: oh yeah? Kamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehamehameha
Powarun: I will sit in the background make complaints while you write this, okay
*Powarun made it rain*
Volbachutwotlepuff: someone forgot to dub this Castform
Powarun: yeah you better like it before I make it snow
Volbachutwotlepuff: GTG, TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Powarun: dang you, lol
Cobalt Dragon: k bye
Volbachutwotlepuff: bye

Chapter 5
last time:"Pikachu* *well Pikachu having a heart gave Mashty some cheese and they transformed back into Mashty**Mashty turns into Ash & Misty*
Powarun: dang it
Groudon: congratulations u killed Deoxys & Mewtwo...."
Ash: I feel spinny....
Cobalt Dragon: did ash find a beyblade?
Volbachutwotlepuff: no
Cobalt Dragon: ok
ash: I think I'm going to evolve into a Hitmontop!
Misty: But would a sugar high just give you the same results of being dizzy
*after Mashty defused the unstableness of the fusion caused Misty to become a boy & for Ash to become a girl!!!*
Powarun: Lol, I want a picture of that
Ash: hey where did my pointy go?
Misty: Its on me!!
Ash: can I have it back?
Misty: I can't take it off!! argh!
*You are having temporary network problems and are no longer in this conversation.*
Volbachutwotlepuff: Crap -_-








Misty, For heavens sake its not a Jigglypuff
Volbachutwotlepuff: what did I miss out on?
Ash: yeah, sure it is...it has a long blue tail like a frogs!
Cobalt Dragon: Groudon said that there is no way Ash and Misty can return to normal
Volbachutwotlepuff: ok, is that it?
Cobalt Dragon: ash was being an idiot
Volbachutwotlepuff: k
Powarun: yeah not much
Ash: Guy with closed eyes, why does Misty have my Pointy?
Brock: because you're an idiot
Misty, is that all, then if I be an idiot can I become a girl again?
Brock: I dunno...we need to find the wise dragon
Ash: Guy with closed eyes, who are you?
Brock: -_-
Misty: He is Brock!! BROCK!!!!
Brock: we really need to find Shenronix
*Ash stares around looking at the ground and yells Rock*
Volbachutwotlepuff: Wow! my Pokeball Z character Shenronix is in this?
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Misty: how do we find Shenronix?
Ash: I found lots of rocks! Rock! here's your family!
*Ash pokes at Brock's Pokéballs, and screams, "You have rocks on your belt”*
Ash: Do I insert coins into your eyes? Or maybe a card?
Brock: NO!!!
Powarun: Quick question, does Ash have long hair?
Volbachutwotlepuff: yeah, he should, after all he (or she ?) is a Girl
Cobalt Dragon: he has Jessie hair
Powarun: oh is it red or black?
Cobalt Dragon: black
Volbachutwotlepuff: HOLY SHIT!!! JESSIE HAIR?!? hows about hair like his moms?
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Powarun: I would ask more about his features but would a person be gay if they went after a transsexual
Ash: transsexual?
Cobalt Dragon: ok Ash can have his moms hair then
Brock: you and misty are transsexuals now
Cobalt Dragon: I dunno if they'd be gay or not
Powarun: well I made my statement back to the story
Volbachutwotlepuff: k
Ash: ok
Misty: *looks up* MY HAIR!! WHERE'D IT GO!!
Brock: its on your chest now
Misty: ARGH!
Ash: and what is on my chest? Wow! two Jigglypuff's are on me!
*Ash's mom walks by* *& so does Soggy*
Mom: What did I tell you about wearing my bras
Ash: what is soggy?
Volbachutwotlepuff: A guy obsessed with Spinda
Ash: I'm a Spinda aren't I?
Brock: no
Misty: NO you are a female idiot
Brock: We need to find 7 Voltorbs
*Pikachu picks nose*
Ash: is that the evolved form of Feebas?
Brock: no, that is Milotic
*Pikachu picks ash's nose*
Ash: mmmm..Milo
*Pikachu feeds boogies to Brock*
Ash: I thought Milotic evolved from Togetic!
Brock, Pikachu I said only do that when people don't look at me, Pikachu u crude creature! NOT IN PUBLIC
*Wild Taz appeared!*
Ash: hey dude, wrong show."
Brock: Pikachu, why do u have a spring underneath u and a ball on your head?
Taz: "arraarruuarrppphhhhpphh!"
Volbachutwotlepuff: oh & soggy Ash is a Girl & Misty's a boy...
Misty: yeah it is now get out of here before you get changed into somethin
Pikachu: Spoink!
*Taz creates a tornado and ash gets caught in it*
Volbachutwotlepuff: Pika & Spoink already defused!
Cobalt Dragon: I know....and they switched body parts in the process
Powarun: Please don't talk about that I mean who wants Misty's body parts?
Volbachutwotlepuff: nah... Ash & Misty is enough...
Cobalt Dragon: Spoink has pika ears cheeks and tail
*Spoink was sent into oblivion* *Pikachu returns to normal*
Powarun: Ash What does that mean? And how do I go to the bathroom?
Volbachutwotlepuff: *gets Spoink & Togepi & turns them into Green eggs & ham*
*Ash is still in Taz's tornado*
Volbachutwotlepuff: *kicks Taz*
Powarun: So someone can talk in a tornado
Cobalt Dragon: I guess so
Taz: "looks like team Taz is blasting off again"
*Taz goes back to Looney Tunes*
Powarun: Stupid wannabe
*Taz vanishes into the distance*
*Ash is spinning in the sky*
Ash: see I'm a Spinda!
Volbachutwotlepuff: hey who wants Green Eggs & ham!
Cobalt Dragon: @_@
Ash: I am evolving into Hitmontop
*Dr. suss comes and takes them*
Ash: My food!
*evil monkey point*
Volbachutwotlepuff: well that gets rid of Togepi & Spoink...
Powarun: Its Seus, if you want to insult someone or quote about them at least spell their name correctly
Cobalt Dragon: Seuss*
*evil monkey point @ Powarun *
Powarun: *And I give a warm smile and hugs evil monkey*
Cobalt Dragon: "Dr. se-uss Dr. se-uss....Dr. se-uss Dr. se-uss"
Soggy_Cardboard: Sam I am.
Powarun: or I am Sam
Sam: I am Sam!
talking monkey: "my name is Sam!"
Powarun: Lets get back to the story
Volbachutwotlepuff: ok
Ash: @_@
Misty: Sigh, looks like I will be a boy forever
Cobalt Dragon: bbl
Volbachutwotlepuff‘s Sister: Misty's supposed 2 be half girl half boy
Volbachutwotlepuff: sorry my sis is crazy @_@
Powarun: oh that's your sisters name Lizzie?
Volbachutwotlepuff: yes it is @_@
Powarun: How old is she
Volbachutwotlepuff: 10
*ash walks into a tree* *10 Pineco fall out* *Pineco explode*
Ash: look everybody there are Smeargle coming out of the tree and they like me
Pineco:" PINNNEEEEEEECO!"
*Smeargle swears at the Pineco*
Volbachutwotlepuff: there are no Sweargle's!
Powarun: Ash thinks they are
Ash: I think Yellow is a stupid colour
Volbachutwotlepuff: then y did u get Pikachu?!?
Ash: Because I stayed up late, for personal reasons, and chose o be late on getting my pokemon, and all they had left was that stupid rodent, & because he's Purple!
Powarun: Dang Bulbasaur's
*Ash's Mom's Mr. Mime makes a mirror*
Volbachutwotlepuff: hey all those words start with A or M ^^
Soggy_Cardboard: lol
Powarun: I got a question, is this censored or not
Soggy_Cardboard: oh shit!
Volbachutwotlepuff: is what censored?
Soggy_Cardboard: oh ****!
Powarun: Okay are we supposed to censor ourselves or not, no nothing is censored, just looking to put tit on Pokezo
Volbachutwotlepuff: eh.... I don't give a Shit whether we censor or not....
Wild Spinda appears and says: you can edit it fool!
*wild Spinda runs away*
Powarun: Well I am not allowed to touch this fic, Vol said so, I have my fic and he has his
Volbachutwotlepuff: Wow we should introduce that Spinda to Meowth!
Powarun: Or to me while carrying a sling shot
Volbachutwotlepuff: lool
Powarun: or a sword, I am determined to be the next link, just where is my share in the Triforce and I need to purchase hair dye
Volbachutwotlepuff: Soggy are u gonna defend Spinda?
*Spinda re-appears, uses hypnosis on Powarun*

Chapter 6
Volbachutwotlepuff: YO!
Cobalt Dragon: hi
Cobalt Dragon: u really love cheese don't you?
Volbachutwotlepuff: yes...
Cobalt Dragon: well i love chocolate
last time: "Powarun: Now what
*the DBZ People summon Shenron* *Misty wishes herself & Ash back to normal*
Powarun: Well I am out of it, since I don't know DBZ
*Goku wishes for infinite food*
Volbachutwotlepuff: GTG "
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Ash: Hey I got my Pointy back!
Misty: FINALLY
Goku: mmmmmmmmm Cheese.......
Ash: Hey! Can I catch you?
*referring to Shenron*
Shenron: no
*dragonballs go away*
Ash: but you are just a Sandshrew! a special sandshrew!
Goku: Got Milk?
*Shenron gives him a Miltank*
Volbachutwotlepuff: SHENRON IS GONE! HE GRANTED 2 WISHES ALREADY!!!
Cobalt Dragon: ok
*wild Miltank appears*
Ash: wow its a Chansey!
Misty: dang here we go again
Ash: I wanna egg i'm hungry
*miltank uses Milk Drink*
Pika: I want a taste of that Milk
Dr Seuss: *gives Ash Green eggs & ham*
Misty: what? you're still here?
Ash: Ah its a scary Zubat
Gary: Hey Ash Lets Battle!
Ash: hey! its Nurse joy!
Gary: Where, where is Nurse Joy, please don't tell her I stole her Blissey, well Go Arcanine!
Ash: Go Wailord!
Misty: you dont have a Wailord!
Ash: oh yeah it evolved to Diglett, go Diglett!
Misty: *slaps her head*
Gary: Arcanine use Fly! *Arcanine uses fly*
Misty: 0_o
Ash: Pikachu can fly too, Diglett and Pika attack, Diglett use your Solar Beam and Pika Fly!
Gary: Arcanine use Hydro Pump! *Arcanine uses Hydro Pump*
Misty: Gary's an idiot too
Gary: Misty will you make out with me
Brock: Is that a real Arcanine? I can see stitches
Misty: o_0
Gary: I'm not a Idiot! I used a shark!
Misty: A Sharpedo cool can you show me I love fire types
Brock: Let me see this Arcanine....
*brock loosens stitches and reveals a pelipper*
Ash, AAHHHHH ITs a Sandslash
Pelipper: *uses fire blast*
Brock, wait this Pelliper has stitches on its back too
Pelipper: *evolves into Lickitung*
*Gary & Ash have a draw*
Gary: ah shucks, I was hosed
Ash: I drew a Pikachu!
Gary: thats it I'm outta here
Oak: Hello Ash, you just had a draw with Gary eh?
Ash: nope, didn't do anything like it
Oak: ok, so how are you Ash?
Ash: how am I?
Oak: @_@
Ash: I'm a Tropius
Oak: I must have misheard you, you said you were a Tropius, you must be mistaken, you are a Mankey
Volbachutwotlepuff: lol
Oak: do u even kno who I am?
Ash: you are an exegutor
Oak: yes How did you know, I mean did my multable heads fool you or what?
Ash: You have no head
Misty: I don't get what Tracey sees in that idiot....
Tracey: Prof. Do you think I should call a mental hospital, it seems Ash is clinically insane, or he is on drugs.
Oak: No, call a Jynx, a kiss should set him straight
Tracey: but we don't have a Jynx, should I substitute myself for that
Ash's Mom: what is going on here?
Oak: here's your Jynx
Mom: what?
Ash: *walks up to Tracey and gives him a big smacker*
Mom, What the heck happened to my son?
Misty: I'm sorry, but your son is an idiot
Miltank: Moo?
*A Grumpig enters*
Grumpig: Moo?
*spoink evolved*
I thought I turned Spoink & Togepi into Green eggs & ham!
Cobalt Dragon: this grumpig is green then lol
*Miltank takes Oak and Tracey away somewhere*
Misty: WHAT?!? u turned my Togepi into green eggs?!?
Volbachutwotlepuff: yes...
Misty: Well I will just turn your friend Powarun into a Gameboy
Misty: *attempts to attack Volbachutwotlepuff*
Volbachutwotlepuff: *stops attempt using special author powers* *brainwashes characters using special author powers*
Cobalt Dragon: g2g...................................bbl
Volbachutwotlepuff: *turns Powarun Back using special author powers*
Volbachutwotlepuff: k
Powarun: Beep, wait, Beep, Okay I am all right, Lets turn Misty's hair Purple
Volbachutwotlepuff: yay!
Powarun: Uses his Specail author powes and turns Misty hair a dark shade of Violet.
Ash: ha ha, your hair is Orange Misty ha ha
Misty: NO its not its purple, now quit being stupid
Ash: I am not stupid I am a complete moron with an IQ of a Squirrel, I am an idiot, but I am not stupid
Volbachutwotlepuff: *Changes things so characters think that girls are boys & Vice-Versa*
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Stupid Characters!
Powarun: You follow your joke and I will put more inflluence into it, but what is so good about sex changes, if you want one I will not be offended by it but why do you always insist that they think or become the opposite gender
Volbachutwotlepuff: because I want them to be confused... BRB gotta pee
Powarun: Okay, but Ash is already a complete moron, why do you want to torture him any more, isn't playing god enough?
Volbachutwotlepuff: no
(loses connection at this point @_@)


Powarun: yeah, its the male pokemon and look the bastard just signed in, oops
Cobalt Dragon: hello Volbeat, what now?
Volbachutwotlepuff: Its Volbachutwotlepuff >< (The Super Cheese)
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Powarun: I am sorry I will leave
Volbachutwotlepuff: k, so where were we?
Cobalt Dragon: k, um....u made the characters confused about their genders
Volbachutwotlepuff: oh yeah & Misty's hair is purple ^^
Cobalt Dragon: lol
*TR appears once again*
:Jessie: Prepare For Trouble!
Volbachutwotlepuff: *hits fast foward*
Meowth: Thats Right!
Jessie: what happened to your hair?
James: we just become rocket scientists!
Volbachutwotlepuff: SCIENTISTS?!? *chokes* *pukes*
*cleaner puts sawdust on puke*
Meowth: and I'm the leader of TR!
Misty: you knocked of Giovanni?
Volbachutwotlepuff: what happened to Gio?
Giovanni: I'm right here, Cleaning up porta potties
Volbachutwotlepuff: well y aren't u the leader of TR?
Gio: meowth scratched me, I followed my real dream not my fake ones Meowth I owe my life to you buddy
Meowth: go back and clean your porta loos! or potties
Giovanni: yes sir!
Meowth: now surrender your Pikachu now
Ash: here you go! *hands over Misty*
Meowth: why do we want this piece of white garabage, Gio get some toilet paper and please wipe up this disgrace, whom calls herself Misty
*Misty uses Hyper beam*
Brock: Misty?
Volbachutwotlepuff: eh.... *fixes up characters minds so they aren't gender confused anymore*
*Giovanni puts Misty in a Porta-Potty*
Volbachutwotlepuff: YO SOGGY!
Soggy_Cardboard: yo
Gio: nice and clean, Hey Meowth this is the best tool you have given me yet
Meowth: gimme Pikachu
Volbachutwotlepuff: *Makes Meowth pay* Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, hello?
Powarun: Helo do hang man its the latest and greatest faq
Meowth: I'll get it myself then
Volbachutwotlepuff: *Makes Meowth pay*
Pikachu: Pikachu
Joy: Hi every one!
Ash: Gary!
Gary: I'm right here
Brock: *sees Joy* Nurse Joy *goes into that trance he goes into whenever he sees Joy, Jenny, etc.*
Misty: get me outta here!! Psyduck go!
*misty hits psyduck on the head several times*
Brock: Yay Misty can't grab my ear & pull me away!
Joy: Brock i'm waiting!
Brock: *runs up to Joy*
*joy turns to jynx*
Brock: @_@
*jynx kisses brock*
Brock: @_@
*porta loo explodes* *Misty and Psyduck run to Brock*
Misty: see Brock? I told you not to act like that ever!
Brock: what?
Misty: now do you want to kiss a real girl?
Ash: Kiss me!
Misty: ash go away
*Misty wipes leftover of Porta Loo on him* *Gio locks Ash in a Porta Loo*
Brock: yes I do want to kiss a real girl!
Misty: Kiss me then!
Brock: you?!? but you were once a guy and you thought you were a guy , I hated you since I met you, I just came with ash to supervise the moron
Jynx: But I am a real girl!
*TR takes Pika away*
Brock: no ur not ur a PKMN!!!
Ash: even I know that you are a pokemon
*Crowd gapes at Ash*
Ash: This loo smells like my room
*crowd loses hope*
*A bald guy throws firecrackers into Porta Loo*
Brock: so wheres a real girl?
Gary: she and 2 others took Pikachu away
*gary walks away* *Pikachu falls on Ash*
*Fireworks go off, and Ash comes out fried by the fireworks*
Ash: I'm all wet
*the real Joy & Jenny arrive*
Joy an Jenny: where's Brock?
Brock: Here I am!
Jenny: come wit me
Joy: you are a pervert you know taht
Brock: OK!
*Jenny walks away with Brock*
Jenny: thats not okay we just don't look for that in a guy
Joy: Like you
*Jenny shows Brock hand cuffs*
Brock: ooh! wanna get naughty?
Jenny: you are under arrest for perversion *slaps him on the face and pulls out her gun* don't say that to me AGAIN
Brock: *Whispers to Volbachutwotlepuff* I'll give u 20 bucks if u make them like me!
Volbachutwotlepuff: Done! ^^ yay I got $20!
Powarun: Hey Brock weres my money, if you don't make these guys finsih hangman, I will make you my next victim
Grumpig: Moo?
Miltank: Quack?
*They walk off somewhere*
Growlithe: Meow?
Rapidash: ROAR
Persian: Woof?
Diglett: Hi Honey!
Volbachutwotlepuff: LOL!
Ash: Skitty!
Misty: Dumba$$
Volbachutwotlepuff: Shitty! ^^
Brock: Help
Volbachutwotlepuff: whats wrong with Brock?
Powarun: He is in jail
Volbachutwotlepuff: I made them like him see?
Powarun: Although they like him they understand their duties as cops or under cover cops
Brock: *Whispers to Volbachutwotlepuff* I'll give u 5 bucks if u let me out!
Volbachutwotlepuff: Done! ^^ yay I got $5! Its a pleasure doing business with u Brock...
Powarun: Yeah but I have your email address and plenty of address to send you spam. Yawn I will do one last post and go to bed
Volbachutwotlepuff: Good Night Powarun
Powarun: My last fair well will say, I won't be on till Wedsnday since the evil people are cutting my interent access until we move. SO farewell have a great life, remember me
Volbachutwotlepuff: k,well what we gonna do?
Cobalt Dragon: dunno, I have no ideas atm
Volbachutwotlepuff: well dad wants me off any way so we'll end this chapter here... cya
Cobalt Dragon: k
Volbachutwotlepuff: bye
Cobalt Dragon: bye
Volbachutwotlepuff: cheese

Chapter 7 (Part 2)

Cobalt Dragon: from card captors
Soggy_Cardboard: in poke?
Volbachutwotlepuff: well we had DBZ chars...
Soggy_Cardboard: @@
Volbachutwotlepuff: WHAT?!? Zoe and Sakura defend Misty?!?
Cobalt Dragon: lol i mean may ^^;;
@@ *evil spinda appeared!* @@
Volbachutwotlepuff: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH EVIL SPINDA!
(trop)(trop)(trop)(trop)(trop)(trop)(trop)(clefa)
*Cleffa and Tropius army re-appeared*
Volbachutwotlepuff: *decides to eat Spinda cuz its evil*
*Spinda eats him from inside out*
Cobalt Dragon: ah! is one of our authors dead?
Volbachutwotlepuff: *regenerates*
Soggy_Cardboard: *genius Spinda appears and places brain in a jar*
Volbachutwotlepuff: its Brain?
Soggy_Cardboard: ya...
*Cleffa and its Tropius army returns home*
Soggy_Cardboard: *soggy returns Spinda*
Volbachutwotlepuff: pokezo.pokevalley.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=419#419 look Soggy
Soggy_Cardboard: k
Volbachutwotlepuff: ^^ now then *turns to see what Misty & the others are doing*
Soggy_Cardboard: hehehe
Cobalt Dragon: g2g brb
Volbachutwotlepuff: k
Soggy_Cardboard: k bye
Volbachutwotlepuff: bye *sees Misty attacking May* I warned you! *erases Misty's thoughts, memory's, etc. basically the full brainwashing package* who wants to buy Misty? who wants to buy Misty?
Soggy_Cardboard: me...
Volbachutwotlepuff: u? how much?
Soggy_Cardboard: $1
Misty's Sisters: $2
Soggy_Cardboard: $2.50
Misty's Sisters: $3
Soggy_Cardboard: 10!
Misty's Sisters: $15
Soggy_Cardboard: 20
Misty's Sisters: she's not worth that much...
Volbachutwotlepuff: ok Soggy, you are now the proud owner of Misty!
Soggy_Cardboard: hehehe
Cobalt Dragon: oh wow u own misty
Volbachutwotlepuff: yes she continued to attack May so I brainwashed & sold her..
Cobalt Dragon: ok
*now may walks away*
Volbachutwotlepuff: WHA?!? *makes May come back & brainwashes so he can keep her to himself ^^*
Cobalt Dragon: now all we have is ash and his mom
Soggy_Cardboard: :confused:
*Zoe and Sakura return to their original cartoons*
Cobalt Dragon: Ash: Mom! could you get me the eighth volume of Britannica encyclopaedia?
Volbachutwotlepuff: @_@ I want them (Zoe & Sakura)
*Ash starts to lose his smartness*
Volbachutwotlepuff: Haha!
Cobalt Dragon: he's gotta stay an idiot
Mom: here u go
Ash: wow! you brang me some cheese!
*starts eating the book*
Volbachutwotlepuff: mmmmmmmmmmmm book............ *eats Harry Potter* mmmmmmmmmmm wizard..........
Harry Potter: I say, could you please refrain this idiot from chewing on my splendid self titled narrative?
Volbachutwotlepuff: Hey! I ate u!
Ron: Wicked!
Soggy_Cardboard: g2g
Harry: I'll have u know that I'm a being who possesses strong qualities of being able to converse even in the upmost sticky situations
Soggy_Cardboard: bye
Cobalt Dragon: k cya
Volbachutwotlepuff: bye... mmmmmmmmm Sticky.....
*Brock returns*
Brock: will u shut up!!
Harry: I will not have you speaking to me in that sort of manner
*Harry is shot*
Ron: Wicked!
Volbachutwotlepuff: *attempts to hide rifle behind back*
*Ron is shot several times*
Cobalt Dragon: *attempts to hide machine gun behind back*
*blood is erased and the corpses are removed*
Cobalt Dragon: there all clean ^^
Hermione: what about the Harry potter books?
Volbachutwotlepuff: uh... if u leave now I'll let them be the Hermione Granger books...
Hermione: *runs away*
Brock: there I made them go away
Volbachutwotlepuff: you?...
Brock: they don't call me Brock the rock for nothing you know!!
Misty: I think he's talking about the rocks in his head
Volbachutwotlepuff: damn lazy animators reusing footage...
Brock: misty! u seem strange! what happened to your eyes?
*misty looks like this: @_@*
Misty: what happened to my eyes? SOGGY happened to my eyes!!(to authors) WHY DID U SELL ME TO SOGGY!!??
Volbachutwotlepuff: cuz u attacked May... & your sisters refused to pay more than $20....
Jenny: you're under arrest for grand theft memory!
Misty: Brock did it
Brock: hey! Ash did it
Volbachutwotlepuff: *turns Jenny's into nurses* there they won't arrest anymore ^^
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Jenny's: I'll do whatever I can
Brock: well can u undress & get in the bed?
Jenny's: Stick 'em Growlithe!
Cobalt Dragon: *turns Growlithe into Chansey*
Volbachutwotlepuff: that's good... Nurses don't have Growlithes ^^
Nurse jenny: Chansey syringe attack Brock!
Volbachutwotlepuff: don't u have a pokemon centre to work in or something?
Nurse Jenny's: ok, and Brock is our first patient!!
Brock: what kind of patient?
Nurse Jenny: one that we need to put down
Ash: mmmm....cheese
Volbachutwotlepuff: no putting down main characters!
Nurse Jenny: huh?? you're under arrest!! for....uhh.....I'll do whatever I can.....uhhh *all the Nurse Jenny's faints*
Growlithe: Chansey!? *Growlithe faints*
Volbachutwotlepuff: hey if the Jenny's are Nurses what about the Joys?
Cobalt Dragon: Joys are nurses too unless u want to turn them to officers
Volbachutwotlepuff: should we?
Cobalt Dragon: but they'll arrest everyone
Volbachutwotlepuff: ok, I see your point
Cobalt Dragon: aww g2g...that concludes this chapter then
Volbachutwotlepuff: k bye
Cobalt Dragon: cheese
Volbachutwotlepuff: Cheese! Cow!

Chapter 9
Volbachutwotlepuff: so what will Ash & Friends do today... who knows? who will know? who cares who knows what Ash knows?
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Ash: Diglett take me to cinnabar!
Volbachutwotlepuff: OK lets follow Ash... without him we don't have a star.... unless we bring the characters from fat Pizza in...
*they are arrive in cinnabar on Ash’s Gyarados*
Volbachutwotlepuff: *sees Bobo with chainsaw* HOLY SHIT! RUN!
(for ignorant Americans Bobo owns the pizza shop in the hit show fat Pizza)
Cobalt Dragon: I don’t watch that show either ^^;;
Volbachutwotlepuff: how can't u? its cool! part of Monday's episode was taped a few streets from my house! ^^
Cobalt Dragon: cool, my mum used to know one of the guys mother, she lived in Campsie
Volbachutwotlepuff: OK, well we better get back to the story or else Americans reading it will spam us to death...
Cobalt Dragon: k, umm...the run away from Bobo
*Pikachu wanders into the Ketchup factory*
Cobalt Dragon: *takes a ketchup bottle*
Ash: *doesn’t know the difference between Ketchum & Ketchup*
*Scyther appears*
Ash: wow a Jumpluff!
Misty: -_-
*Scyther prepares to cut the bottle of ketchup*
*Pika eats bottle*
*Scyther cuts off Misty’s hair instead*
Misty: HEY! why do things always happen to me in these storys?
Cobalt Dragon: because its funnier
Volbachutwotlepuff: cuz u have a bad temper & its fun to watch u get pissed
Misty: ARGH
Scyther: *cuts Misty's suspenders*
*Misty's pants fall down*
Ash: a orange hairy pokemon!
Volbachutwotlepuff: this is just discusting so I'd put a "cencored" thing on it but we ran out so *puts Digimon advertisment there instead*
Cobalt Dragon: what was disgusting?
Volbachutwotlepuff: Misty’s pants falling down!!!
Cobalt Dragon: oh lol
Powarun: oh, well that can be pretty disgusting and who wants to see that anyway
Ash: ooh... Digimon.... that one looks like a purple bunny!
Misty: a purple bunny were? I wish there were water type digimon
Volbachutwotlepuff: Ash, Thats Agumon & it does not look like "a purple bunny" it is a Orange Dinosaur
Ash: no its purple, I think my mom once said I was color blind,
Scyther: *slices Ash into tiny pieces*
Cobalt Dragon: g2b bbl
Volbachutwotlepuff: k

Chapter 11
Ash: my hair is longer!
Brock: you’re not in the competition
Ash: why?
Brock: because he authors didn’t grow your hair
Volbachutwotlepuff: (to Jessie & Misty) long enough? *uses "kick in the nuts & run" attack on Jessie & Misty forgetting that they don't have nuts to kick* DAMMIT ><
Jessie: Misty's is longer than mine!
Volbachutwotlepuff: *still wants to use "kick in the nuts & run" attack on Jessie & Misty so turns them into boys & does it* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yay! I am Invisible! hey! wheres my hand?!?
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Ash: I came from a pot hole!
Volbachutwotlepuff: OK... *looks in dictionary* Damn I meant Invincible, not Invisible! ><, so lets see what everyone is doing...
Cobalt Dragon: isn’t a pothole a hole in the road? it just came to my head
Volbachutwotlepuff: yes...
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Volbachutwotlepuff: its also where I hide my pot! *runs to hole & pulls out a Oddish with skid marks on it* *smokes squished Oddish* Weed... (drugs are bad & yes Gnight even weed )
Cobalt Dragon: I no
*Oddish shrieks like a mandragora*
Volbachutwotlepuff: its dead! I put it in a pot hole & it got run over... guess what!
Cobalt Dragon: *looks down to see more oddish*
Volbachutwotlepuff: not that.... I once went to www.cheese.com ^^
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Volbachutwotlepuff: seriously! its all about different types of cheese!
(we talk about non PKMN related cheese for a while so we might as well skip this)
Volbachutwotlepuff: *goes into a forest of flying banana trees* well a forest of flying banana trees seems like a good place to continue the story...
Cobalt Dragon: OK, I wanted Tropius to enter in later stages
*the forest is moving!*
Volbachutwotlepuff: *gives Ash a kick in the ass* BRB... I gotta clean up all this snot I sneezed...
*Ash had a lotta kicks*
Volbachutwotlepuff: I'm back... *looks at Misty & Jessie*
Cobalt Dragon: how long is there hair now?
Volbachutwotlepuff: I turned them into guys so I could use my "kick in the nut & run" attack on them ^^ remember?
Cobalt Dragon: oh... lol, yeah
Volbachutwotlepuff: well how are u Jessie & Misty? *grins cheekily*
*Misty and Jessie are busy fighting over their hair and don’t realise what they have become*
Cobalt Dragon: www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html if u have time watch this, its funny ^_^
Volbachutwotlepuff: *turns their hair normal guy length* well how are u now Jessie & Misty? *grins cheekily*
Cobalt Dragon: it takes a while to load
Volbachutwotlepuff: I don't have time... *ahem* well how are u now Jessie & Misty?
Jessie: Well I just so masculine
Misty: I'm more masculine than you'll ever be!!
Volbachutwotlepuff: hmmm well if they are guys then I might as well make the guys Girls... *does that*
*Jessie and Misty have a masculine fight*
Brock: NO!!! is there a lesbian joy or jenny?
Volbachutwotlepuff: well how are u Ash, Brock & James? *grins cheekily*
Ash: I feel like a aeroplane
Volbachutwotlepuff: @_@ *turns the whole PKMN world opposite gender* *makes Jenny, Joy & Gary appear*
Volbachutwotlepuff: how are u Jenny, Joy & Gary? *grins cheekily*
Jenny: You’re under arrest for gender swapping
Joy: I'll do whatever I can
Gary: Smell ya later!
Volbachutwotlepuff: don't make me brainwash u Jenny!
Jenny: stick em Smoochum!
Volbachutwotlepuff: I'll do whatever I want! *Smoochum explode*
Cobalt Dragon: aww poor Smoochum...
*Smoochum repopulates on the moon ^_^*
Cobalt Dragon: all its pieces turn into other Smoochums
Volbachutwotlepuff: *beats Smoochum & pulls out D-Tector* Frontal code Digitise! YEAH!
*Smoochum turn into highly developed beings and blast off into the galaxy in their hi tech space ship*
Joy: I'll do whatever I can
Volbachutwotlepuff: *spirit evolves to Volba-screw-poodle-duff-mon*
Cobalt Dragon: *spirit evolve into elemon*
Volbachutwotlepuff: that weakling rookie?
Cobalt Dragon: no whats it called?
Volbachutwotlepuff: what does it look like?
Cobalt Dragon: damn it, OK, no, Fire-water-earth-wind-thunder-ice-holy-dark-wood-metal-mon
Volbachutwotlepuff: OK, y did we spirit evolve?
Cobalt Dragon: to raise our defenses
Volbachutwotlepuff: oh, OK
Cobalt Dragon: mm.....chocettes
Volbachutwotlepuff: well I GTG so we'll see what happens on the next episode of Digimon: Digital Monsters, uh I mean Pokemon: Pocket Monsters...
Cobalt Dragon: OK
Volbachutwotlepuff: bye