If you can find anything randomer, your insane...

[Salem]

I don't know. Never used one..never thought about it. I love your avatar! It's so funny and cute. You remind me of a guy named Andy that I use to talk to..He stopped getting online about 4 months ago. Around the time school started back. Anyway, he rocked and so do you! ^__^

[Sato]

I've never used one either.... I haven't started driving yet.....
And I love my Avatar too! ^^ I got it from a friend who is almost as insane as me!
YaY! I Rock! *starts singing* Dragon! Dragon! Rock the Dragon! Dragonball Z! Dragon! Dragon! Rock the.... *stops singing* meh screw this song I like Cha-La-Head-Cha-La better.... *Starts singing Cha-la-head-cha-la*

[Cat]

Uh...seriously man....don't you think you're taking this a LITTLE too far? Hands up whose actually read all eleven chapters? Anybody?

I know I haven't ^_^. I was confused at the first mention of Volbachutwotlepuff. Which is, coincidently, a very cool word/pokemon name.

Can you imagine it?

Ash: I choose you, Volbachutwotlepuff!
*throws Pokeball, Volbachutwotlepuff appears*
Volbachutwotlepuff: Volbachu!
Opponent: Ha! Look at that pipsqueak!
Volbachutwotlepuff: Twotlepuff!
*Does thundervinewhiplullabymetranomewatergunbolt attack!*

Heheheheh...

[Sato]

Not a Chapter from the story.... but it's an entertaining conversation with a friend of mine from the day I bought "Spirited Away" on DVD, starts off as a normal convo and evolves (evolves? more like devolves...) into the random weirdness before you, it's even more random than SIFB....

Tom H: is Spirited Away any good
Tom H: I've been meaning to see it
Sato: yeah, it's great
Tom H: I'll have to buy it then
Sato: the DVD has it in English and Japanese
Tom H: I think I'll stick with English
Tom H: though Japanese is really funny to watch!
Sato: lol, you can set the subtitles to translate the Japanese version
Tom H: lol
Tom H: sounds fun!@
Tom H: but I'm to busy watching Spiderman 2 again
Tom H: I love the special effects
Sato: lol
Sato: I gotta see that movie at some point.....
Tom H: it's funny
Tom H: doc Ock is cool
Tom H: but no matter what u think
Tom H: no matter how convincing it is
Tom H: he's not dead
Sato: they never are.....
Tom H: his arms revive him
Tom H: by sending little shocks and restarting his heart
Tom H: he lays low till Spiderman 10 or 11
Sato: kinda like in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles how the Shredder keeps coming back.....
Tom H: I know
Tom H: how many times have then killed him now
Tom H: I can remember at least 3
Tom H: though I came in only a month or 2 ago
Sato: ya
Tom H: I didn't even know it was on
Tom H: now I watch it every morning before work
Sato: I don't get why Team Rocket still want Pikachu.... they know they'll just have their ass kicked.... why don't they just try stealing something else?!?
Tom H: nah they need to use the 1 good plan
Tom H: run in with shotguns and blow every1 away
Sato: lol
Tom H: then shoot Pikachu with a dart gun
Tom H: sedate him
Tom H: and take him
Sato: Imagine if Team Rocket catch Pikachu only to find that it wasn't half as strong as they thought it was.....
Tom H: lol
Tom H: just go after something better
Tom H: I mean honestly
Sato: Yeah, like Dragonite, Tyranitar or Goku.......
Tom H: or bigass
Tom H: the secret 1 that can kill ever 1
Tom H: *every
Sato: no-one can kill Goku! Goku can Kill anyone with his Genki Dama!
Tom H: fuckin Goku thinks he's so good
Tom H: then he meets death
Tom H: and death kicks his ass all over the fuckin place
Sato: then Death has it's ass kicked by Vegeta! thus Vegeta finally proves that he's stronger than Goku!
Tom H: then god just goes "ah fuck it" and wipes out the universe
Sato: and all that is left is Homer Simpson being anal probed by a gay alien.....
Tom H: Yay!
Homer: My ass Hurts.....
alien: shut the fuck up u puny earthling while I heat the probe up
Sato: lol
Sato: then Vegeta gets pissed off and eats God's breakfast
Tom H: then god gets pissed off and eats Vegeta
Sato: then God lets off a fart causing the alien to probe him instead
Tom H: then god eats the alien and dies and homer becomes god
Sato: then Homer creates a new world made of Chocolate
Tom H: then he eats it
Sato: then he does a dance before deciding to watch football on TV, only to realise that when he ate his new world there was no-one left to play football
Tom H: then he eats himself
Sato: so Ash decides to officially crown himself Pokemon Master of the universe.... and Misty says that she will set up an award ceremony in her bedroom
Sato: (if you know what I mean )
Tom H: yup
Sato: Brock then becomes annoyed because they won't let him watch even though he won't be able to see anything since he never opens his eyes.....
Tom H: then he doesn't see the sword that gets shoved through his head coming
Sato: Pikachu then cries because Brock owed him $50......
Tom H: then he finds 10 grand in his pockets and goes on a holiday
Tom H: *holiday
Sato: Yay!
Tom H: to hell
Tom H: and gets eaten by tom cruise
Sato: Tom Cruise then jumps off a cliff while attempting to bungee jump
Tom H: and forgets he didn't tie the cord onto anything
Sato: Then Ash decides to start Rapping now that he's a Pokemon Master.... only to find that he's a crappy rapper
Tom H: and gets killed by Eminem
Sato: Then Eminem is sued by a chocolate company..... in the end he ate the company
Sato: Then Goku is brought Back to life by the almighty Kaioshin.... only to be killed again by a Hobo with a stick.....
Tom H: then the men in black erase every1nes minds and run off
Sato: which is when Spiderman starts throwing flaming donuts at cars
Tom H: then the giant donut boy goes nuts cause he threw his 1 at a car
Sato: So then Trunks come in his Time Machine and uses his Sword to slice a pineapple into bite sized pieces
Sato: so then Everybody stopped fighting to eat pineapple...... then once the Pineapple was eaten they started fighting again.

[SpiritBomb]

Now I have to go to sleep with images of Ash and Misty getting it on.


Hehe...award ceremony in the bedroom. Anyhow, you seem to have funny conversations with people. Please don't plan to post them all. Cat, I love your avatar! Just realized it!

[Cat]

Took people long enough to notice how cool it is! Thanks anyway, Spirit. Chibi Goku ROCKS!

[Sato]

SpiritBomb said:

Now I have to go to sleep with images of Ash and Misty getting it on.


Hehe...award ceremony in the bedroom. Anyhow, you seem to have funny conversations with people. Please don't plan to post them all. Cat, I love your avatar! Just realized it!

Heh.... I have TONNES of funny convo's the world will never see.... anyway... I think thats one of the only non-SIFB stories I have lying around.... so yeah.... Chapter 12... APPEAR!

Chapter 12

Boomerang Flash: Angry Red Cleffa blinked at me...
Boomerang Flash: >_< and yes I know
Cobalt Dragon : it's eyeing you warily
Boomerang Flash: Don't kill me...Angry Red Cleffa... I beg mercy...
Cobalt Dragon: wild angry red Cleffa appeared!
Boomerang Flash: ARC
Boomerang Flash: hey, an abbreviation for Angry Red Cleffa! ARC
Cobalt Dragon : ah... cool
Boomerang Flash: Get away, ARC!
Boomerang Flash: *waves his sword*
Boomerang Flash: *katana
Cobalt Dragon: ARC uses Mafia power
Boomerang Flash: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jenny: "Hey! You're under arrest for gangland crime!"
Boomerang Flash: Must defeat the Mafia and Triad!
Sato-shi: BTW... all the PKMN chars are opposite gender... at the end of chapter 11... well some big event happened between chappy 11 & now & we are back at square one....
Boomerang Flash: o.o++
Cobalt Dragon : ah OK
Cobalt Dragon : so we start now
Boomerang Flash: lets start a new convo
Boomerang Flash: I'll be known in the fic as 'Rang Flash okay?
Boomerang Flash: or Boomerang Flash, whatever
Sato-shi: so...
Ash: that was one crazy thing that happened between chapters....
Misty: if u ask me the author is taking the easy way out by skipping the complications
Sato-shi: Don't you dare badmouth us Authors!
Brock: "Argh something’s wrong with the Jenny you sold me!"
Boomerang Flash: XD
Misty: Who on earth is Sato-shi? ;
Sato-shi: I'm Volbachutwotlepuff with a new name....
Boomerang Flash: *'Rang Flash appears*
Boomerang Flash: BOO!
Brock: "Volbachu-Volbachut-wot- ugh... Volbeat! I demand a refund this instant!"
Boomerang Flash: ...Volbachuwotlepuff? You sold a FAKE Jenny to Brock?
Sato-shi: Sorry Volbachutwotlepuff & all related merchandise has expired since I changed my name to Sato-shi ^^
Brock: "quit ripping off the creator of Pokemon's name and give me my refund!"
Boomerang Flash: ...Can I just call you Sato?
Sato-shi: ya...
Misty: "What's wrong Brock?"
Boomerang Flash: Alright cool dude
Cobalt Dragon : "Ugh.. I'm leaving...."
Sato-shi: ya you can call me Sato...
Boomerang Flash: Wait CD!
Brock: "My Jenny is a Johnny!"
Cobalt Dragon: "OK, now I'm really leaving BYE!"
Boomerang Flash: Who the hell is mocking my real name?
Sato-shi: Eww.... well then not my fault....
Boomerang Flash: WAIT CD!
Cobalt Dragon : *Cobalt Dragon disappears*
Boomerang Flash: *fails to disappear*
Sato-shi: don’t go CD! u are one of the 2 main Authors!
*Corphish man appears*
Boomerang Flash: Is it a fish?
Boomerang Flash: No, it's CORPHISH MAN!
Boomerang Flash: *ding*
Cobalt Dragon : I'm still in the background writing this story
Ash: Wow! Pichu Woman!
Boomerang Flash: You seriously are DUMB, Ash
Pichu Hitman: What's that about my mistress?
Boomerang Flash: Oh? I think she's over there
Boomerang Flash: *points to where a Raichu is seen*
Ash: I know I am, but what are you?
Pichu: You makin fun of my misses?
Corphish Man: I'll save you!
Boomerang Flash: I am...BOOMERANG FLASH! THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR! Searcher of the GREATEST PREY!!!!!!!
Pichu Hitman: *talks on mobile* "Yo boss! Is he the one you want me to waste?"
Sato-shi: (Boomerang Flash is really Trance Myrmidon & is trying to confuse you by using a different name)
Boomerang Flash: (He's right, I'd rather be called 'Rang Flash than Trance, too plain)
Boomerang Flash: (But I think he knows that)
Boomerang Flash: You! Pichu Hitman guy! You wanna kill me? COME AND GET IT! *kills Pichu using Zero Count Execution*
Voice: I AM..... CHEESUS!
ARC: "You killed my hitman?"
Boomerang Flash: IT IS YOU!
Sato-shi: OMG ITS CHEESUS! KING OF CHEESES!
ARC: "He was after the ash!"
Boomerang Flash: Oh.
ARC: "Now you pay.... Muhahahahahahaha- Cleffa"
Boomerang Flash: I'll sic Luceid on him
Ash: CHEESUS?
Boomerang Flash: *sics Luceid, the Guardian of Desire, on Ash*
Sato-shi: Didn't Cheesus die on a hot cross bun?
Boomerang Flash: Luceid is a blue wolf, by the way
Ash: CHEESUS IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
Boomerang Flash: ASH!! YOU DARE CALL MY PARTNER IN KILLING CHEESUS?!
Boomerang Flash: YOU'LL PAY!!
Cobalt Dragon : Cheesus on a hot cross bun XD
Sato-shi: so? It is a parody on Jesus…<br>*ARC uses power of his contacts and revives Pichu Hitman*
Boomerang Flash: come back, Luceid
Boomerang Flash: Humph. That’s what you get for calling a wolf Cheesus.
Sato-shi: Kit Kat Chunky.... it the Big finger....
*Wild BLO appeared!*
Boomerang Flash: NUUUUUUUUUU!
Boomerang Flash: Tis Big Leaf Oddish!
Misty: "Aww! I wanna catch it!"
Sato-shi: this looks like a job for... GOTENKS!
Boomerang Flash: Don't Misty!
Brock: "I WANT MY JENNY!"
Sato-shi: I only got Joy...
Boomerang Flash: ARGH being the peacemaker is a hard job.
Cobalt Dragon : *CD turns Brock into Brockella*
Boomerang Flash: Oh no...
Cobalt Dragon : Just take you Johnny and go away
Sato-shi: I got the Joy Joy Joy Joy down in my heart! Where? down in my heart! Where? down in my heart! XD It's da Flanders song!
Cobalt Dragon : lol
Misty: That was unexpected
*Misty throws poke ball at BLOddish
Cobalt Dragon : heh Bloodish
Boomerang Flash: ...
Homer: Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders! Screw Flanders!
*Misty catches Bloodish*
Boomerang Flash: ...Why is everyone too scared to challenge me, anyway?
Vampire: I come to suck your butt!
BL Oddish: Heh
Boomerang Flash: *stabs Vampire with Seraph's Lance* in the heart, of course
*Misty throws Pokéball at homer*
Boomerang Flash: You are all too weak.
Homer: D'OH!
Homer: "Hmmm... black pudding"
Cobalt Dragon : *d'oh! edits black pudding to donut*
Boomerang Flash: ...
Sato-shi: OK
Boomerang Flash: ...Why are all of you so weak?
Sato-shi: I'm not....
Boomerang Flash: Well, the others
Boomerang Flash: Happy?

[Sato]

Chapter 12 (part 2)

Cobalt Dragon : *hands my authoring powers to rang flash*
Boomerang Flash: ...
Corphish Man: I'm supposed to be saving someone!
Boomerang Flash: Of course, CD said it himself I write better than him
*Cobalt Dragon is now a sub-author*
Boomerang Flash: Higi-Kyouzanryu
Sato-shi: Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku!
Boomerang Flash: Ichiban no Sora Aiketsu HAKU!
Cobalt Dragon : *guest author.. like Powarun was!*
Boomerang Flash: Powarun is Castform in Japanese, right?
Sato-shi: ya
Boomerang Flash: Cool.
Sato-shi: Kame Gohan Chuu
Boomerang Flash: (Ceres is on)
Boomerang Flash: (For CD)
Cobalt Dragon : Tofuno kazume atamao bushike shinjime!
Sato-shi: ("Kame Gohan Chuu" means "Turtle Rice Mouse")
Boomerang Flash: Yami no Ikazuchi, Yami no Hin, Yami no Usui!!!!!!
Boomerang Flash: (Chuu is just a sound a mouse makes.)
Sato-shi: it is?
Boomerang Flash: Yes.
Sato-shi: wow....
Boomerang Flash: Basically, Turtle Rice SQUEAK! in English
Cobalt Dragon : Tofuno kazume atamao bushike shinjime! (Hit your head on a block of tofu and die!)
Ash: I found my Brain!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Sato-shi: Ash has a brain?
Boomerang Flash: Yami no Ikazuchi, Yami no Hin, Yami no Usui!!!!!! (Dark Thunder, Dark Fire, Dark Rainwater!!!!!!)
Boomerang Flash: For some reason, he does
Cobalt Dragon : oh... dark
Cobalt Dragon : heh
Cobalt Dragon : Yummy
Cobalt Dragon : I thought it was Yummy heh
Boomerang Flash: Heh
Ash: oops... that wasn't MY brain....
Boomerang Flash: NO!!!!!!!!!! That was Cedar's brain! I shall get it out now!
Boomerang Flash: (Cedar is my female RP char)
Cobalt Dragon : who is ceda---- oh
Boomerang Flash: Give that back!
Ash: Why?
Boomerang Flash: It was my friend's girlfriend's brain you have!
Boomerang Flash: (My 'friend' is my RP char, Tristan Swiftwind)
Boomerang Flash: Or I'll kill you, which Sato doesn't want.
Boomerang Flash: Or I'll sic Luceid on you!
Cobalt Dragon : *Cobalt Dragon returns*
Sato-shi: eh.... if he dies I can revive him...
Cobalt Dragon : Corphish man told me he was bored
Boomerang Flash: Oh. So can I kill him to get the brain back?
Sato-shi: sure....
Boomerang Flash: Yay. *kills Ash using Zero Count Execution*
Boomerang Flash: *takes brain back and encases it in a green liquid jar*
Sato-shi: *doesn’t bother reviving Ash*
Boomerang Flash: I thought?!
Cobalt Dragon : *Cobalt Dragon leaves*
Boomerang Flash: NOOoo! Now I just took the whole funny thing away!
Ash: *wakes up....* Yay! I'm alive! that thing I learned in Lavender town was cool!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Boomerang Flash: My skills are rusty.
Sato-shi: what do u mean? u killed him fair & square.... just like the chandelier did....
Boomerang Flash: So he's a ghost. AGAIN.
Cobalt Dragon : *rule: cannot remove main characters*
Boomerang Flash: Oh yeah. Then I'd be breaking the rule of fics no. 8
Boomerang Flash: ...
Joey Wheeler: oh great what’s going on?
Norman Grossfield (4Kids Executive): we decided to make a Pokémon/Yugioh Crossover which we shall call.... ASHYOH!!!
Boomerang Flash: O.O
Sato-shi: OH SHIT!!! ITS 4KIDS!!!
Boomerang Flash: its 4Krap! *summons Justine and kills Norman Grossfield*
Cobalt Dragon: yeah things for kids suck
Boomerang Flash: ...That bastard.
Cobalt Dragon: *Pokémon US dies*
Boomerang Flash: *AND NoA*
Boomerang Flash: maccshq.rpgclassics.com/farts/christmas-9.shtml
Cobalt Dragon: *CD never gets to see Pokémon again*
Cobalt Dragon: CD goes home
Boomerang Flash: NOOOOOOO
Sato-shi: *sells Pokémon anime rights to Funimation*
Boomerang Flash: XD
Sato-shi: Yay I got $3000!
Cobalt Dragon: *CD goes to outdoor space*
Cobalt Dragon: Hi Intercleffa warrior
ICW: Hi
Boomerang Flash: ...
ICW: I'm Idaho!
Boomerang Flash: Hi Odoryuk...
Odoryuk: Neeeigh. <Hi.>
Gen Fukanaga (Funimation Executive): OK.... we shall release Pokémon in uncut & Japanese DVDS!!
Boomerang Flash: YAY
Cobalt Dragon: *CD despises subtitles and goes back home*
All Guardians (Including Odoryuk): <YAY!>
Sato-shi: It has English & Japanese uncut!
ICW: "I'm Illinois!
Boomerang Flash: Ooo.
Cobalt Dragon: *CD waits for TV ^_^*
ICW: "I'm Wyoming!"
Boomerang Flash: XD
(ICW is an 8 year old gilr)
(girl*)
Boomerang Flash: Okay.
Sato-shi: mmmmm 8 year old Grill....
Boomerang Flash: ....
Boomerang Flash: Odoryuk, can I ride you? My legs get tired.
ICW: Just keep swimming.... swimming.... swimming
Boomerang Flash: <K>
Sato-shi: I could easily use one of those (grills) for my burgers...
Boomerang Flash: *gets on Odoryuk*
Sato-shi: (eats a flame grilled Wooper)
Cobalt Dragon: ICW is a Cleffa
Cobalt Dragon: *Wooper leaks poisonous film*
Boomerang Flash: ...
Sato-shi: Burgers don't have poisonous film!
Cobalt Dragon: Wooper's do ^^
Boomerang Flash: This is Wooper we're talking about.
Sato-shi: so I can't go to hungry Jacks anymore?
Boomerang Flash: <..yeah>
Boomerang Flash:... <...>
Boomerang Flash: (Odoryuk is a guardian from Wild Arms, BTW)
Cobalt Dragon: Hungry Jacks has been shut down due to their use of Wooper’s in their whoppers
Sato-shi: www.ebaumsworld.com/burgerking.html
Boomerang Flash: ...
Sato-shi: ^^
Boomerang Flash: XD
Sato-shi: Would you like an apple pie with that?
Boomerang Flash: No.
Boomerang Flash: Iie.
Sato-shi: Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Sato-shi: XD
Boomerang Flash: lol...hey, what happen to CD?
Sato-shi: I dunno....
Cobalt Dragon: I’m a VERY new archaic person...
Boomerang Flash: XD
Sato-shi: huh?
Cobalt Dragon: I like archaic stuff that are made right now
Boomerang Flash: XD

[Sato]

Chapter 12 (part 3)

Cobalt Dragon: I just brought an archaic thing that was made last month..
Boomerang Flash: XD
Misty: HEY I HAVEN'T HAD ANY GOOD LINES YET!!!!
Boomerang Flash: what? How did SHE get here?
Sato-shi: I dunno...
Ash: She's been stalking me for 5 years now....
Boomerang Flash: I spent 15 years searching for my Sabre Fang.
Cobalt Dragon: I lived for 18 years
Boomerang Flash: (I am actually 11 years old)
Cobalt Dragon: he went on a 4 year pre-birth adventure
Boomerang Flash: XD
Boomerang Flash: using my MIND to search for the damn thing
Boomerang Flash: only to find out now that those 3 KIDS had it.
Sato-shi: THE TOILET PAPER IS KILLING MY FINGER!!!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Misty: I love Kasumi...
Boomerang Flash: ARRGH a LEZ!!!!!
Sato-shi: uh.... Misty.... I thought YOU were Kasumi....
Boomerang Flash: Yeah, same.
Misty: I am
Boomerang Flash: then why do you love YOURSELF? a narcissistic girl!!!!!!!
Sato-shi: She probably gives herself the finger....
Misty: Narcissism is my middle name sweet-ay *winks*
Boomerang Flash: eh!?
Misty: Why the hell do you think I go on about myself in the anime huh?
Boomerang Flash: XD
Sato-shi: She’s got a point....
Ash: She has a pointy? I have a pointy too! *Ash Flashes*
Misty: I want to be the world's best everything!
Boomerang Flash: o.o||
Cobalt Dragon: even the worlds best guy? worlds best idiot? worlds best hobo?
Misty: YES!
Boomerang Flash: even best prostitute?! XD
Sato-shi: That is disturbing....
Misty: yeah! wanna be my first client?
Boomerang Flash: but she did say she wants to be the best EVERYTHING.
Boomerang Flash: NO WAY!
Cobalt Dragon: *misty winks at rang flash*
Boomerang Flash: o.o||
Boomerang Flash: I have the temptation to slay her. Now.
Fat Buu: *Turns Misty into the worlds best Candy*
Cobalt Dragon: *CD puts misty away*
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: I'll keep misty for the time being
Buu: BUU WANT CANDY!!!!
Boomerang Flash: lol
Cobalt Dragon: BUU GO TO HELL!
Cobalt Dragon: turn Satan into candy and eat him
Boomerang Flash: lol
Cobalt Dragon: Misty is so darn right awesome
Cobalt Dragon: But no one beats Jessie!
Boomerang Flash: No one beats MAY.
Cobalt Dragon: MAY is a newbie
Boomerang Flash: I mean, May.
Cobalt Dragon: newbies are annoying... I’ll give her time
Boomerang Flash: shut up.
Sato-shi: May may be a newbie.... but the reason for that is that it takes time to create perfection....
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: that's the reason for everything
Cobalt Dragon: Meh... May already has so many admirers.. I don't need to be one!
Boomerang Flash: ...T_T
Cell: Did someone say Perfection?
Cobalt Dragon: anyways she's too young
Boomerang Flash: o.o
Cobalt Dragon: she's only 10... I’m 18 go figure
Boomerang Flash: I'm 11.
Boomerang Flash: I'm no newbie.
Cobalt Dragon: yes that's why it's OK for you to like her
Boomerang Flash: I just said, I'm no newbie!
Cobalt Dragon: I didn't say May was a newbie because she is 10
Boomerang Flash: :--/
Cobalt Dragon: I said she is too young for moi
Boomerang Flash: Oh
Cobalt Dragon: May is cute
Boomerang Flash: yay/
Cell: (searching for Juunana-gou & Juuhachi-gou) Here Androids, Androids, Androids! Here Androids...
Cobalt Dragon: is Cell that Mewtwo-like dude?
Boomerang Flash: yeah.
Cobalt Dragon: the purple guy
Boomerang Flash: no
Cobalt Dragon: who looks like an old woman
Boomerang Flash: the Green and White
Cobalt Dragon: and talks like one too
Cobalt Dragon: oh.. don't know it
Sato-shi: www.pojo.com/Dragonball/scans/cell.jpg
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: well they look similar
Boomerang Flash: XD
Sato-shi: images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065U9E.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg Perfect AND Imperfect Cell are in this one
Cobalt Dragon: ooh creature from the black lagoon
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: what's the name of that purple guy?
Sato-shi: Freezer?
Boomerang Flash: Frieza
Cobalt Dragon: ah yes Freezer
Cobalt Dragon: and there was another
Boomerang Flash: no, not Freezer, Frieza.
Cobalt Dragon: Cooler I think
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: what's next? Esky?
Boomerang Flash: Eskimon
Cobalt Dragon: oh
Sato-shi: Frieza Family tree
KING KOLD
_I_
I I
Frieza Cooler
I
Kuriza
Boomerang Flash: OK
Cobalt Dragon: where's Eskimon?
Sato-shi: there is none
Cobalt Dragon: oh... dang you rang flash
Boomerang Flash: I just said.
Cobalt Dragon: oh
Cobalt Dragon: lol King Kold
Cobalt Dragon: that's real original
Cobalt Dragon: like Fire, Freezer and Thunder
Sato-shi: Kuri from Kuriza means Chestnut....
Boomerang Flash: b r b
Cobalt Dragon: OK
Sato-shi: Frieza first appeared in the DBZ Namek Saga.... King Kold first appeared in the DBZ Trunks Saga... Cooler first appeared in DBZ movie 5 (his first appearance in the series was the DBGT Super 17 Saga), Kuriza's first appearance was in Neko Majin Z
Boomerang Flash: ack
Cobalt Dragon: lol OK
Sato-shi: dmajiria.free.fr/toriyama/images/nekomajin.jpg NEKO MAJIN Z!!!!
Boomerang Flash: OK...
Cobalt Dragon: ll
Boomerang Flash: are we drifting off-fic?
Sato-shi: uh... ya...
Boomerang Flash: and why is it called the Super Insane Fusion Battle (SIFB) when there are no battles?
Sato-shi: because the battle was in the early chapters...
Boomerang Flash: oh
Boomerang Flash: sorry
Boomerang Flash: but we really should get back on-fic
Cobalt Dragon: what did you show Ceres?
Cobalt Dragon: can you show me?
Boomerang Flash: My display pic.
Cobalt Dragon: what was it?
Boomerang Flash: They were my made up starters. Flarclaw, remember?
Cobalt Dragon: oh yeah
Misty: Since I am the best you must all pay attention to ME!!!
Cobalt Dragon: Misty!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Sato-shi: your not the best author
Boomerang Flash: Why should I?
Cobalt Dragon: who isn't?
Boomerang Flash: Because, Misty, you are NOT the best of everything because you whine a lot.
Cobalt Dragon: she's the best at whining!
Ash: She's a pretty good stalker....
Brock: & earpuller....
Cobalt Dragon: ah I see you gave Brock a brainwash
Boomerang Flash: XD
Waterflowers: AND LOSER!
Misty: That’s right!
Boomerang Flash: YEAH!
Meowth: That’s My line!!!
Boomerang Flash: XD]
Cobalt Dragon: Misty rocks
Cobalt Dragon: Meowth! YAY!
Boomerang Flash: Misty's hilarious.
Cobalt Dragon: Meowth? where is um... Jessie?
Meowth: I dunno....
James: *crossdressed as Jessie* Here I am!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: James, go back to the mardi gra parade
Boomerang Flash: And bring back some souvenirs.
Jessie: Here I Am!
James: I have 1000 beads!
Boomerang Flash: o.o
Cobalt Dragon: Jessie! do your stuff!
Ash: Look! James is using his inflatable boobs!
Jessie: Quiet twerp, they're yours
Boomerang Flash: Really?
Boomerang Flash: Ash, you have inflatable boobs?
Ash: huh?
Cobalt Dragon: <off-fic>Sato, when do we forward our clocks an hour?</off-fic>
Sato-shi: <off-fic>I dunno... soon...</off-fic>
Boomerang Flash: hello?
Boomerang Flash: lets get CD back here
Boomerang Flash: ri?
*Cobalt Dragon has been added to the conversation.*
Sato-shi: He's bac
Sato-shi: yay!
Cobalt Dragon: what time is it?
Boomerang Flash: 1: 24 PM.
Boomerang Flash: right?
Sato-shi: 11:25.... by my watch....
Sato-shi: brb.... food....
Boomerang Flash: k
Cobalt Dragon: 11:25?? no way!
Boomerang Flash: lol
Sato-shi: what?
Sato-shi: AM
Boomerang Flash: help
Cobalt Dragon: my clock says 1:26 pm
Sato-shi: well... then it is fucked up
Cobalt Dragon: you sure?
Sato-shi: wait... no... I'm fucked up...
Boomerang Flash: lol
Cobalt Dragon: ...
Cobalt Dragon: so when do we forward an hour?
Sato-shi: wasn't it back?
Cobalt Dragon: umm.. I forgot
*Cobalt Dragon is confused*
Boomerang Flash: lol
Cobalt Dragon: ah yes
Cobalt Dragon: it's back
Boomerang Flash: lol
Cobalt Dragon: bugger
Misty: You will never be as confused as me!!! I am the best at being confused!!!
Psyduck: Psy?
Misty:... uh.... second best... XD
Boomerang Flash: lol...
Cobalt Dragon: *gives misty award for best confused human*
Boomerang Flash: Why is the only thing I say LOL now...lol
Cobalt Dragon: because... you lol
Cobalt Dragon: that's why
Misty: well I'm the best at lol!
Ash: are you the best cow?
Boomerang Flash: I am the best at LOL.
Misty: I've competed in all the tourneys
Misty: LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO and even ROFLMFAO!
Boomerang Flash: oh yeah?
Ash: what about the Indigo League?
Boomerang Flash: LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, LOFL, LORFL, LOEFL and even LOEERFL!
Boomerang Flash: that’s all the tourneys I competed in!
Boomerang Flash: LOFL = Laugh out fucking loud, LORFL = Laugh out really fucking loud
Misty: heh
Misty: Well I’m also the best at making up tourneys
Boomerang Flash: LOEFL = Laugh out extremely fucking loud, LOEERFL = laugh out extravagantly extremely fucking loud
Boomerang Flash: so? I AM.
Ash: Mom league!
Boomerang Flash: -_-
Misty: GHYHOABOTAD tourney
Misty: yeah!
Ash: Well then Misty.... you're not the best mom! or dad!
Ash: are you?
Misty: I won that 7 times in a row... and came back to life each time
Boomerang Flash: *rolls eyes* The EGARCABLOSMAPPFBFPT tourney!
Misty: I'm also the best at re-incarnation!
Misty: At least my tourneys mean something
Boomerang Flash: The Extremely Great ARC And BLO Super Martial Arts Power Punching Fucking Bastards from Pallet Town!
Misty: and make sense
Boomerang Flash: hah. Beat THAT, MISTY!
Cobalt Dragon: ARC and BLO appear
Misty: I'm the best mom!
Sato-shi: hey! I have a Map! Of Kanto & Johto!
Misty: and dad!
Boomerang Flash: I have a map of Hoenn.
Cobalt Dragon: I have a map of Cyare
Boomerang Flash: I have a map of Draconian Isles.
Cobalt Dragon: and Eiska (uncompleted)
Ash: if your the best mom & dad... then who are your children?
Cobalt Dragon: ARC we don't do no business in Pallet Town!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Misty: Well I could name them all.... but we'd be here all day!

[Sato]

Chap..... ah screw it..... we all know this chapter is STILL going.....

Boomerang Flash: XD
Boomerang Flash: Show them all
Brock: uh... Misty? how can you be a dad?
Misty: That's for you to fin out
Cartman: MOM! There you are!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Misty: Go away Cartman!
Boomerang Flash: this'll be insane...hey, CD, are you recording this all?
Cobalt Dragon: Sato-shi does that
Sato-shi: yup
Boomerang Flash: are you, Sato?
Boomerang Flash: good
Sato-shi: stop the fic for a sec & I'll transfer it to the hard drive....
Boomerang Flash: OK
Cobalt Dragon: ....
Cobalt Dragon: ..........
Cobalt Dragon: ....................... transferring
Boomerang Flash: beep...beeep...beeeep
Cobalt Dragon: .........
Cobalt Dragon: .................
Cobalt Dragon: ..............................................................
Cobalt Dragon: .... ............ adpghpadgh[aodgh[osdag[adgoqgh[qahg!! ...........
Sato-shi: holy shit!
Sato-shi: this is almost as long as all 11 chapters combined!!!
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Cobalt Dragon: separate them oo;
Boomerang Flash: lol
Sato-shi: separate what?
Boomerang Flash: branch them into parts?
Sato-shi: maybe....
Misty: I bet rang flash ain't the best at wearing a Goldeen leotard!
Misty: or is he................?
Boomerang Flash: I don't wear leotards.
Boomerang Flash: I bet Misty ain't the best at killing people.
Misty: w00t!
Boomerang Flash: leotards are retarded and gay.
Misty: Meh... I've had my days
Boomerang Flash: oh come on. I killed approx. 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 people.
Misty: wow... I never knew clothing had a sexuality
Boomerang Flash: -_-
Boomerang Flash: meaning if you wear leotards, you are doing something EXTREMELY retarded and 'lez'
Misty: oh, so are gymnasts all lez?
Cobalt Dragon: Lesbians rock!
Boomerang Flash: No.
Sato-shi: XD
Boomerang Flash: I mean, they're being retarded. Only if the leotards are Black, purple, cyan, magenta or platinum, they're not retarded
Misty: heh I wonder why
Boomerang Flash: because those colours are my fave.
Ash: I want my Mommy!!!
Boomerang Flash: Go see the therapist.
Misty: here I --- oops! uh... she's over there!
Misty: heh, just because my fave colour isn't pink doesn't mean I should see a therapist
Boomerang Flash: I'm referring to Ash. not you.
Ash: I'll only see a therapist if its the best one...
Misty: You know, you are all my children
Boomerang Flash: you're not God.
Misty: I know
Boomerang Flash: why do you say that?
Boomerang Flash: then?
Misty: I am Eve
Boomerang Flash: no.
Misty: I brought terror upon you all!
Cobalt Dragon: I'm atheist
Boomerang Flash: If you're Eve, you have a mitochondria problem.
Boomerang Flash: in 24 hours, you will become a huge gross monster.
Misty: Meh... religion is bogus anyway
Boomerang Flash: (PA reference)
Boomerang Flash: (PA = Parasite Eve)
Misty: PA is all made up stuff
Boomerang Flash: I know.
Cobalt Dragon: Like you Misty
Boomerang Flash: try playing Xenogears.
Misty: Everything is made up!
Boomerang Flash: loads of religious references
Ash: what about made down?
Cobalt Dragon: Misty, you had enough time in the spotlight
Boomerang Flash: yeah
Misty: Then Xenogears is bogus
Boomerang Flash: No it isn't!
Boomerang Flash: you are.
ARC: I'll take care of misty
*ARC takes Misty away for awhile*
Boomerang Flash: Thanks ARC
Brock: You're made down, Ash
Ash: Really?
Boomerang Flash: yea
Boomerang Flash: you should be roughed up by a Prosty
Ash: Can you check it for me?
Ash: I need to see if it's OK
Boomerang Flash: ||
Ash: You said my prostate is roughed up!
Boomerang Flash: NO
Boomerang Flash: I said you should be roughed up by a prostitute.
Ash: I think Pikachu can learn subsitiute
Ash: heeheeheehee you said "tit"
Boomerang Flash: you would've said it as well.
Boomerang Flash: Substitute. So?
Ash: heheheheheheeehheeeeheee
Boomerang Flash: fuck you fool
Ash: we say dirty words!
Cobalt Dragon: please excuse Ash, he has to be like this
Boomerang Flash: OK.
Ash: Misty said I have ADD!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Boomerang Flash: you have AIDS
Cobalt Dragon: Ash: Soda is yummy
Boomerang Flash: lol
Ash: if you add 3 to 5 you get 69!
Ash: I don't need fourth aid though
Boomerang Flash: you have had sex before?!
Boomerang Flash: with...MELODY!
Boomerang Flash: ha ha hyahyahyahyahyahyahyah!
Cobalt Dragon: Heh.. I like Melody
Cobalt Dragon: She looks like Misty
Boomerang Flash: XD
Boomerang Flash: Ash had sex with her!
Boomerang Flash: *points at pregnant Melody*
Ash: My sex is not Melody, it's female
Boomerang Flash: you procreated with her!
Cobalt Dragon: Ash: But we are still alive
Boomerang Flash: you don't understand, do you?
Brock: Not prosecuted Ash
Boomerang Flash: I said P R O C R E A T E D!!!!!!!
Ash: Brock, I said I think Pikachu can learn Substitute!
Ash: ^^ I said a dirty word
Cobalt Dragon: Meh.......................
Boomerang Flash: I'll transfer the remaining...
Sato-shi: can someone send it to me in a Microsoft word document?
Boomerang Flash: I recorded
Boomerang Flash: it in Notepad.
Boomerang Flash: oops!
Sato-shi: that’s fine
Sato-shi: notepad is fine...
Sato-shi: thanks...
Boomerang Flash: k

[Sato]

Chapter 12 (part 5)

Sato-shi: well lets continue....
Cobalt Dragon: *Cobalt Dragon is no where to be seen*
Boomerang Flash: 'rang flash is currently busy
Ash: rang flash said I was procreteted
Norman Grossfield: I am back!!! to edit out every Japanese symbol & every Jynx!!!
Boomerang Flash: o.o
Boomerang Flash: *summons Zephyr and kills NG*
Misty: you hit him with a car?
Boomerang Flash: No.
Cobalt Dragon: Misty! get back here! *CD pulls misty away*
Sato-shi: The official Tenkaichi Budokai (a.k.a. World Martial arts Tournament) is about to begin! to determine the best fighter in the world!!!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Cobalt Dragon: *Natu enters*
Sato-shi: Who shall be the BEST Martial Artist?!?
Natu: Natu
Boomerang Flash: lol
Misty: I'm the best at everything!!!
Misty: Hah! This tourney is useless!
Satan: YEAH!! I'm the greatest fighter in the world! I'm HERCULE!!!
Ash: Heh, he's a molecule
Boomerang Flash: I am the GREATEST!! My Yamikei can blast you all!!!!!!!!
Ash: Yummy guy?
Bulma: Son-Kun can beat you all with his pinkie!!!
Ash: Bummer?
Bulma: I'm BULMA!! BULMA BRIEFS!!! NOT BUMMER!!! & I am the most beautiful girl in the world...
*Misty blocks Yamikei with hair strand*
Boomerang Flash: o.o||
Misty: heh, I don't think so Bulmasaur
Boomerang Flash: IMPOSSIBLE! Raijin! NOW!
Boomerang Flash: *Raijin comes out*
Boomerang Flash: Not you, Raijin, I mean my attack Raijin!
Boomerang Flash: Whatever...I have to go ya know?
Ash: I'm scared.... Bulma reminds me of Misty...
Boomerang Flash: Whatever...I have to go ya know?
*Misty blocks Raijin with Raijin*
Boomerang Flash: Ow! Sorry Raijin.
*Raijin bashes Misty with his stick*
*Z (the Neko Majin) appears*
Bulma: I ain't like that Tart!
Misty: I'm the best keen tart ever!
Z: *tries to con people out of money by wearing a Koala suit*
Ash: It's Luvdisc!
Boomerang Flash: LOL
*Ash gives Luvdisc to Bulma and misty*
Z: Give me $10 000
Vegeta: Garlic Ho!
Ash: OK, *gives him $1,000,000*
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: wild Mashty appeared!
Sato-shi: how can a wild Mashty appear? Mashty is the fusion of Ash & Misty!
Boomerang Flash: hahaha
Sato-shi: Did they do the Fusion dance again?
Cobalt Dragon: lol this is meant to be insane
Cobalt Dragon: wild Celebi appeared!
Cobalt Dragon: There! I explained it!
Boomerang Flash: lol
Sato-shi: OK....
*Ash uses Psycho Boost and puts Mashty back to the past*
Boomerang Flash: lol
*Gotenks is running around in the nude*
Ash: I have that thing!
*ash does the same*
*So does Goku*
*so does Brock*
Boomerang Flash: lol
*& Misty too*
Brock: Joy! Jenny! see? I told you!
Misty: I’m the worlds best streaker!
Ash: I think you mean stalker misty
*May runs around in nude too ^^*
Sato-shi: Martin is a Paedophile!!!
Boomerang Flash: OI!
Cobalt Dragon: Martin?
Boomerang Flash: *glares at whoever stripped May*
Sato-shi: yes... Martin... Martin is a paedophile...
Boomerang Flash: No, Martin is a transvestite
Cobalt Dragon: who's Martin?
Sato-shi: Martin... is Cook...
Boomerang Flash: OH
Cobalt Dragon: *sigh*
Boomerang Flash: Martin Yan is not a paedophile, I take my comment back. He’s coo
*Wild Weedle appear from under May's bandanna*
Sato-shi: Eww....
*Misty runs away*
*Misty gets freaked out*
Misty: I'm the world best arachnophobic person!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Boomerang Flash: Hey, is it normal for a girl to be named Baby?
Sato-shi: whoever thought of the name "Weedle" is a pervert....
Ash: My name used to be Baby
Sato-shi: its normal for a DBZ villain to be named Baby....
Sato-shi: Baby-Sama is the ruler of all Tuffles!!!
Cobalt Dragon: wild closet appeared
Boomerang Flash: You should play Romantic Heart
Cobalt Dragon: Ash opens the closet
Boomerang Flash: www.asiadog.com/game/
Cobalt Dragon: Ash: *gasp* it's my mom and dad!
Boomerang Flash: and then click on the 2nd option going down on the right side
Boomerang Flash: ask Misty and Ash to play it
Cobalt Dragon: Norman Grossfield and Jynx are making out in the closet
Sato-shi: Eww....
Misty: Gross!
Boomerang Flash: then click on the 7th link down
Ash: Field!
Norman Grossfield: The name is GrossFIELD!
Misty: I'm the best at Romantic Heart!
Boomerang Flash: OK...then you beat the Cow boss.
Boomerang Flash: who has 9999 HP. and takes 40 mins to beat.
Misty: Yeah I caught it the other day
Ash: I caught Cowterpie!
Sato-shi: Cowterpie was the lamest pun ever... "Don't have a cow" would have been much better....
Boomerang Flash: XD
: "You Pokémon or People?"
Sato-shi: XD
Ash: I'm PeePee!
Cobalt Dragon: Hitmanchan
Sato-shi: Hey Misty if your the best at Everything, are you the Best Man?
Misty: I was at someone’s wedding
Ash: I married Pikachu
*Misty's sisters come along*
Daisy, Violet & Lily: Hey, Misty! we're getting married! wanna be the maid of honour? Hey Ash! you can be the best man!
Brock: uhhhhhh
Misty: ohhhh... Conundrum!
Ash: But Misty said she's the best man
Brock: I'm your best man!
Boomerang Flash: -_-||
Daisy, Violet, Lily: Oh Brock! Cover up!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Boomerang Flash: *appears* Sorry to burst...hah
Daisy: Misty, do you wanna be the maid of honour & let Ash be the best man?
*Brock was still nude*
Misty: I was the best man before, so OK!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Sato-shi: Misty was the best man before?
*Misty attended a Joy's weeding*
(wedding*)
Boomerang Flash: 'Rang Flash attended too!
Sato-shi: XD
BLO: Weeding?
Ash: if I'm the best Man does that mean I'm better than Misty?
Daisy: You ARE aren't you?
Lily: That is so right!
BLO: Are you having a weeding?
Misty: Hey! I'm a better man than Ash will ever be!
Ash: Misty! you know I can never be a man!
Boomerang Flash: Misty, you're a girl.
BLO: Take that *kicks Ash*
Misty: I'm the Best Girl & the Best Man!
BLO: *kicks rang flash*
BLO: My work here is done! see ya!
Boomerang Flash: was that supposed to hurt?
*BLO disappears*
Ash: Rang Flash... here is your arm
Boomerang Flash: I don't need an arm.
Violet: so who is a better Man? Ash or Misty?
Boomerang Flash: Misty seems better. Ash is too dumb.
*Cobalt Dragon has left the conversation.*
*Cobalt Dragon has been added to the conversation.*
Lily: OK then Misty shall be the best man & Ash will be the Maid of Honour!
Boomerang Flash: YAY.
Misty: that's better!
Lily: Everyone happy?
Ash: Here is your arm, Rang Flash
Ash: I am happy! I get to be an honour!
Boomerang Flash: I told you, I DON'T NEED AN ARM!
Ash: OK, *throws away priceless gold scepter*
Boomerang Flash: GOLD SCEPTER?! *runs to get it*
Ash: So you do need your arm!
Boomerang Flash: It's not an arm you dumbass
Brock: Which one of you is getting married?
Ash: HAHA! Misty I'm an honour and you're not!!
Boomerang Flash: its my Sabre Fang!
Lily: She is!
Violet: She is!
Daisy: She is!
Brock: who to?
Lily: him!
Sato-shi: who is HIM?!?
Sato-shi: HIM IS HE!
Cobalt Dragon: Mr. Him
Sato-shi: who is Mr. Him?
Violet: No, not Mr. Him, HIM! *points to a man*
Sato-shi: who is that man? only time will tell... who is it time?
Time: 3:15pm
Time: 3:16pm
Brock: You're marrying 3:16pm??
Time: 3:16pm 30 seconds
Lily: HIM!! *Daisy points to a man*
Sato-shi: & who is that man? only time will tell... that’s if time wasn't so stubborn....
Brock: I'm that man! I'm the only man here!
Boomerang Flash: heh
Jenny: is he the man?
Lily: It's him over there! *points to the man*
Jenny: You're under arrest due to attempted Marriage!
Daisy: You're under arrest for arresting!
Misty: My sisters are as dumb as Ash...
Boomerang Flash: true
Misty: But I am the best at being dumb!
Ash: I'm an honour
Sato-shi: so... who are they marrying
Gotenks: ME!
Sato-shi: are you marrying Gotenks?

Well are they? You must wait until the next exiting chapter to find out!!!

[Cat]

Oh man, Sato. Please just stop! I mean, we're all crazy...but not crazy enough for this!!

[Salem]

You should make it funnier (if that's not a word to you guys it's in my dictionary when we finally meet, I'll show it to you knuckle heads) than it already is...uh..Cucumber's avatar isn't all that great..I've seen better. The best avatar I've seen is the one where the panda is licking the chocolate bar!! XDDDDDDDDDD

[Sato]

Cat said:

Oh man, Sato. Please just stop! I mean, we're all crazy...but not crazy enough for this!!

Aww C'mon, sure.... people might not read the whole thing.... but for those who decide to read it's my duty to supply them with entertainment..... After all, there aren't many fics I've seen that even compare to SIFB (in terms of humour that is), not trying to sound egotistical I'm just saying my opinion.... anyway.... I doubt that ANYONE would ever read the WHOLE fic at once.... which is why it's seperated into chapters....

[Sato]

Chapter 13

Sato-shi: Yo CD!
Cobalt Dragon: hi
Cobalt Dragon: cool
Sato-shi: the last thing from the story was that they were trying to find out Which one & whom to of Misty's sisters were getting married....
Boomerang Flash: Yeah
Cobalt Dragon: yeah
Lily: Him!
Cobalt Dragon: *points to a man*
Gotenks: Me?
Boomerang Flash: Yes you!
Gotenks: I'm two people! Yay for me!
Cobalt Dragon: someone gets two husbands...
Boomerang Flash: heh
Misty: Which one of you is getting married?
Ash: Well.. not me.. I'm an honour
Gotenks: I'm part Goten... & I'm part Trunks!
Boomerang Flash: heh
Misty: You're not an honour!
Brock: Isn't the man me?
Boomerang Flash: no
Ash: Oh yeah I’m the maid of honour... I have to clean up honours house
Sato-shi: *Gotenks splits into Goten & Trunks* Goten & Trunks: aww.... now we're only one person each....
Lily: I'm getting married!
Daisy: So am I!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Boomerang Flash: Am I seeing triple?
Misty: So who are you marrying Violet?
Brock: Marry me!!!!!!!! Violet!
Sato-shi: uh... maybe Violet can marry.... Marron ;
Boomerang Flash: Yeah...whatever.
Cobalt Dragon: Who's Marron?
Sato-shi: Marron is the daughter of Krillin & Juuhachi-gou
Cobalt Dragon: XD
Boomerang Flash: XD
Cobalt Dragon: I know who Krillin is XD
Boomerang Flash: Someone said Krillin shot wobbly Chi blasts
Misty: My sister is a lesbian.. but she's not the best!
Boomerang Flash: heh
Ash: Where do Lesbians come from?
Boomerang Flash: you, Ash, you
Ash: From me?
Sato-shi: Daisy & Goten... Lily & Trunks... & Violet & Marron.... ;
Boomerang Flash: yes, you
Misty: Violet violated the Waterflowers code!
Boomerang Flash: heh
Sato-shi: what code?
Violet: Blame the shoddy authors....
Boomerang Flash: the 10 rules of Waterflowers
Ash: is it a gameshark code?
Boomerang Flash: No...
Boomerang Flash: YOU are a GS code
Boomerang Flash: I mean, a GameShark code
Misty: "Rule no. 7: "We shall marry 3 guys who share the same wit and charm like us! and Misty gets a reject" ......WHO PUT THAT IN?""
Boomerang Flash: I DID.
Boomerang Flash: Serves you right for being so egotistical!~
Misty: Violet, you are right, the authors are shoddy
Boomerang Flash: No, YOU are shoddy
Misty: I'm the best author! I should take over and make you shoddy
Boomerang Flash: How can you make me shoddy when you are shoddy?
Cobalt Dragon: They're fighting again
Sato-shi: -_-;
Misty: You made me shoddy, so if I'm the author I won't be shoddy anymore and you'll be shoddy!"
Boomerang Flash: No, if I'm the author I can make you shoddier than you are now and I can be teh ultimate!
Misty: "I'll make you the shoddiest thing shoddy has ever given it's title too!
Boomerang Flash: You spelled to wrong!
Boomerang Flash: HAHA
Boomerang Flash: You ARE shoddy!
Boomerang Flash: In your FACE!
Misty: I'm also the best at mizspilling
Sato-shi: Misty.... if you continue to argue.... I will nuke you....
Boomerang Flash: Yeah, that's why you're shoddy!
Misty: And the best at being shoddy
Boomerang Flash: because you're egotistical!
Misty: And the best egotistic person
Boomerang Flash: you don't even know what egotistical means!
Sato-shi: *prepares the nuclear missile* Misty.... are you going to shut up?
Misty: And the best at not knowing what things mean
Misty: And the best at dying
Boomerang Flash: ...
Boomerang Flash: heh
Boomerang Flash: better believe it Misty
Misty: and the best at-reincarnation
Cobalt Dragon: Misty_ dang it
Sato-shi: if you die Misty... I'll just replace you with May....
Boomerang Flash: ...
Misty: May was running in the nude with us before
Misty: I'm the best at that too
Cobalt Dragon: Ok Misty I think you had enough
*CD puts Misty aside*
Boomerang Flash: thank you!
Cobalt Dragon: (CD owns Misty)
Sato-shi: well.... WEDDING TIME!!! Here come the Brides all dressed in….. clothes!!!
Cobalt Dragon: I let her come out to play once in a while
Boomerang Flash: ok.
Cobalt Dragon: *wedding song*
Ash: Do I get to wear a cool costume?
Melody: nah.. just come as you are
Boomerang Flash: Melody!
Boomerang Flash: YOU HAD SEX WITH ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cobalt Dragon: (quote: Pokémon 2000)
Sato-shi: Ash.... you get to wear the Maid of honour dress....
Ash: But Melody is wearing it
Boomerang Flash: That's why YOU had sex with her
Cobalt Dragon: Melody: I don't think I would have sex in an ashtray
Boomerang Flash: ash raped you...
Boomerang Flash: He gave you Noxious Pills and made you sleep!
Brock: Melody is wearing a bikini Ash
Sato-shi: Ash... if she's wearing it... take it off her... because YOU are the maid of honour.... not her....
Ash: But... where's my costume?
Delia: Mommy knows where!
Boomerang Flash: XD
*Mr. Mime holds out Maid of honour dress*
Melody: Hi mom! Remember you conceived me at the night club?
Boomerang Flash: XD
Ash: Thank you Mrs. Mime!
Sato-shi: lol
Boomerang Flash: But... Ash raped you, Melody!
Ash: But I can't be Melody's father...
Boomerang Flash: Don't be stupid! You raped Melody! Can't you get it in your puny head?!
Misty: *shouting from the asylum* "THAT'S MY LINE YOU SHODDY TWAT!"
Melody: No I raped Melody!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Boomerang Flash: You can't rape yourself.
Delia: *sigh* My kids are so dumb... I wonder how the others are...
Boomerang Flash: Who, Delia?
Cobalt Dragon: Delia: My other kids... I have 4 in Kanto, 2 in the Orange Islands, 5 in Johto and 3 more in Hoenn... (including Ash and Melody)
Boomerang Flash: Cool.
Boomerang Flash: But, your son raped your daughter.
Boomerang Flash: That's INCEST.
Ash: Hey Mom! What about your 2.5 kids in Cyare?!?
Delia: *whispers* he's adopted
Boomerang Flash: Oh.
Delia: Oh yes, those weird ones
Delia: one of them is a halfling!
Boomerang Flash: ...
Boomerang Flash: I'm feeling sick...
Lebanese Man: Yeah! FULLY SICK!!!
Jenny: Author down! I repeat we have an Author down!
Boomerang Flash: Urrrph...
Boomerang Flash: *faints*
Jenny: Get a doctor! Rang Flash has fainted!
Misty: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Boomerang Flash: *raises Sabre Fang and impales Misty*
Jenny: Uhh... cancel that ambulance!
Joy: I'll do whatever I can...
Boomerang Flash: *feels forehead*
Lebanese Man: I sold some crack to Allah... & Allah smoked it & said... "This is good Hudda (shit), you shall forever be my Habibi bro!"
Boomerang Flash: *grabs Sabre Fang*
*Misty regenerates*
Cobalt Dragon: homophobia is kinda ok, but racism can't be put up
Sato-shi: oh... sorry....
Boomerang Flash: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Cobalt Dragon: meh.. it's funny in this chat
Boomerang Flash: *the presence of Misty is giving 'Rang a headache!*
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Sato-shi: It isn't meant to be taken seriously though...
Sato-shi: nothing in this fic is....
Cobalt Dragon: well......
Boomerang Flash: *stands up* Heeee....
(Misty is in asylum)
Boomerang Flash: ...
Sato-shi: seriously! my 2 best friends are Lebanese & Indian!
(Skarmorix has been added to the conversation.)
Cobalt Dragon: Yeah, I guess so
Skarmorix: ^^
Cobalt Dragon: I'll put a note saying nothing in this fic is taken seriously
Boomerang Flash: The more insanity, the better!
Skarmorix: I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happpppyyyyyy!
Sato-shi: YaY! Skarmorix!
Skarmorix: ^^
Skarmorix: I Got Great Saiyaman on DBZ Budokai
Skarmorix: He is so * hard to get
Boomerang Flash: Hey!
Skarmorix: And my mom is making pancakes
Boomerang Flash: Don't go /off-fic\
Skarmorix: I AM SOOOOOOO HAPPY!
Boomerang Flash: You are in the middle of filming!
Skarmorix: Oo
Cobalt Dragon: (AUTHOR INTRODUCTION)
Skarmorix: I'm going to eat
Skarmorix: brb

[Sato]

Chapter 13 (part 2)

Sato-shi: Gohan: *does weird pose* I am the Great Saiyaman!
Boomerang Flash: Ok
Skarmorix: ^^
Skarmorix: Go Saiyaman
Cobalt Dragon: soyaman
(Skarmorix is now Out To Lunch)
Skarmorix: ^^
Cobalt Dragon: soyaking*
(Junny has been added to the conversation.)
Boomerang Flash: Uh oh
Cobalt Dragon: whoops
Cobalt Dragon: ><
Boomerang Flash: Why did you invite my boss?
Cobalt Dragon: Junny! you can go
Boomerang Flash: I'm her servant, and you shouldn't be laughing!
MISTY: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Boomerang Flash: ...
(Misty has been added to the conversation.)
Junny: ...
Misty: NOW I'M AN AUTHOR!
Boomerang Flash: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cobalt Dragon: But how?
Boomerang Flash: I'll make the face off!
Misty: (Misty is taken out of asylum)
Boomerang Flash: *draws Sabre Fang*
Boomerang Flash: I knew it, Misty, you shall DIE, once and FOR ALL!
Sato-shi: wait? Isn't Neo Legends CD?
Cobalt Dragon: no author fights
Cobalt Dragon: squee!
(Junny has left the conversation.)
Misty: dang you!
Boomerang Flash: DANG YOU!
Sato-shi: what do u mean Dang me?
Cobalt Dragon: heh: Dang is my uncles name ^^
Sato-shi: lol
Boomerang Flash: heh
Sato-shi: But I thought Neo Legends & Cobalt Dragon were the same person?
Boomerang Flash: o.o||
Boomerang Flash: I used to see Neo Legends a LOT.
Misty: I have to take over someone else...
Sato-shi: I'm sure Neo Legends was CD's old e mail....
Boomerang Flash: maybe
(Misty has left the conversation.)
Cobalt Dragon: Yes it was
Sato-shi: then what just happened?
Cobalt Dragon: I used windows messenger
Sato-shi: ok...
Boomerang Flash: oh...
Cobalt Dragon: it can work separately
Boomerang Flash: Now I'm RID of Misty...
Cobalt Dragon: (CD hands misty to a friend)
Cobalt Dragon: (CD begs that friend to be Misty)
Sato-shi: Where’s Skarmorix? (a.k.a. Chaos Lord)
Boomerang Flash: he went to eat.
Sato-shi: oh... ok...
Sato-shi: well then... The Wedding must go on!
Cobalt Dragon: (incoming misty fanatic)
Boomerang Flash: YeAh/
(Misty has been added to the conversation.)
Cobalt Dragon: Ok, now the wedding must go on!
Boomerang Flash: heh
Boomerang Flash: NOT AGAIN!
Misty: *sigh* yes I'm Misty
Misty: curse you CD
Sato-shi: uh... now how are we gonna tell the character Misty from the Person Misty in this fic convo thingo?
Boomerang Flash: ARGH...
Cobalt Dragon: she can be that Misty
Sato-shi: GTG.... Dad is mad at me -_-
Sato-shi: bye...
Cobalt Dragon: ok the cya
Boomerang Flash: ok...cyaz
Misty: ... curses to CD!
Sato-shi: someone log this.... I won't have the chance...

Chapter 14

Sato-shi: Tada!
Boomerang Flash: yay but I hafta eat!
Boomerang Flash: mai breakyfasty!
Sato-shi: Well... eat & come bak.....
(rang flash goes to eat breakfast)
Boomerang Flash: I also hafta brushy mai teethy
Misty: Meh... why don't you just go and never come back?
Sato-shi: Yay! Rang is doing his morning stuffs at a wedding!
Sato-shi: XD
Ash: Where are the honours I have to clean?
Sato-shi: Ash put on your maid of honour dress... Misty put on your Best man suit...
Misty: I'm the best man! ha!
*Goten, Trunks and Marron are at the church waiting*
Priest: Do you Daisy Waterflower take Goten Son to be your husband?
Ash: I do
Priest: You aren't Daisy!
Ash: Oh
Daisy: I do
Priest: Do you Goten Son take Daisy Waterflower to be your wife?
Goten: Do I get to eat yet?
Priest: I'll take that as a yes...
Chi-Chi: His father said the exact same thing at our wedding! ^^
Cobalt Dragon: lol
Daisy: ...
Priest: Do you Lily Waterflower take Trunks Briefs to be your husband?
Lily: This is like, so exciting!
Lily: I totally do!
Boomerang Flash: hey what happen?
Priest: Do you Trunks Briefs take Lily Waterflower as your wife?
Trunks: Ok...
Misty: >P
Priest: Do you Violet Waterflower take Marron to be your husband? uh... or wife?
Boomerang Flash: heh
Violet: This is so not right!
Misty: blame the authors...
Boomerang Flash: We couldn't find another guy
Priest: Just answer the damn question
Boomerang Flash: tut tut tut! No swearing!
Violated Violet: I don't
Boomerang Flash: heh
Sato-shi: :O
Marron: Why not? Waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Misty: >P
Boomerang Flash: Heh...
Boomerang Flash: >)
Krillin: You said you were going to marry my daughter so you better do or I'll attack you with my Destructo Disc!
Misty: Go get eaten by a Wailord!
ICW: Did somebody say Wailord?
Boomerang Flash: *sends out Wailord*
Boomerang Flash: I never had a Wailord!
Boomerang Flash: Blame it on the parallel Pokéballs I have
Krillin: KAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAA MEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (blasts Misty into Oblivion)
*Violet runs away*
Violet: Your daughter smells like Krill!
*Misty Reappears*
Boomerang Flash: Violet?
Misty: I'm the best at reappearing!
*ICW parks her Wailord in the church*
Sato-shi: We're having Whale meat tonight!
(ICW fills Wailord with Helium each night, then offers a blimp service)
Boomerang Flash: Heh
Sato-shi: XD
Priest: So Violet.... you are sure you don't Want to marry Marron?
*Krillin prepares destructo disc*
*Wailord opens it's mouth*
Violet: I'm over here! >P
Priest: that wasn't an answer....
Boomerang Flash: heh
Priest: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!'
Violet: You gotta catch me first! nyah!
*Violet runs in circles*
Goku: Don't worry Krillin I'll catch her! *starts chasing Violet in circles*
Boomerang Flash: heh
Wailord: *did someone say Krill? Mmmmm*
Marron: My mommy has wires for brains!
Krillin: Goku you are the most powerful being it the universe.... you can run fast enough to catch a teenage girl...
Goku: I can? oh yeah that’s right! *catches Violet*
Pikachu: *Mmmm ..... wires*
Violet: Violation!
Violet: I will Marron marry but not Honeymoon for us!
Ash: I marroned someone before
Priest: Which one of you will be the husband & which one will be the wife?
Marron: Me!
Boomerang Flash: Heh
Violet: After this we're getting divorced got that?
Violet: I'm the wife...
Sato-shi: ok....
Violet: Marron is too ugly to be a wife
Priest: Do you Marron take Violet Waterflower to be your wife?
Marron: Aww! I wanna be the Wife!
Boomerang Flash: XD
Misty: heh, Krillin, you really want your daughter to be a lesbian transvestite?
Krillin: as long as she’s happy so am I.... anyway it will get her away from our home with that perverted Master Roshi....
Roshi: I have nothing better to do than get pornography....
Marron: I want to be the one to have babies!
Boomerang Flash: Heh
Priest: Ok.... Well we'll toss a coin to determine who is the Husband & who is the wife.....
Sato-shi: anyone have a coin?
Boomerang Flash: I mdo
Boomerang Flash: I mean, I do
Boomerang Flash: *hands Priest a coin*
Ash: He's marrying Violet!
Boomerang Flash: No, Not me!
*Priest Flips coin*
Boomerang Flash: TAILS!
Violet: I call Teads!
Marron: Hails!
Priest: Hail Mary Full of Grace....(etc.)
Cobalt Dragon: So..... what does the coin read?
Boomerang Flash: Tais...
Boomerang Flash: I mean, Tails...
Sato-shi: The coin read the Harry Potter series last week... but it hasn't seen the movies yet....
Violet: I called Harry Potter! I'm the wife
Boomerang Flash: *falls animé style*
Misty: >P
Sato-shi: didn't Violet call teads? & Marron call Hails?
Boomerang Flash: Yeah, they did
Sato-shi: well Hail sounds closer to Harry that Tead....
Harry Potter: She called me to make her the wife
Boomerang Flash: heh
Boomerang Flash: wait a minute
Boomerang Flash: Violet, did you call Harry Potter as your deus ex machina JUST for that sole purpose?
Marron: I want to marry the magical boy!
Sato-shi: Hey! didn't we kill harry Potter in a previous chapter?
Violet: No, Harry Potter isn't from Deus Ex
Boomerang Flash: AS your deus ex machina...not from. AS...dumb idiot.
Violet: We haven't been going out ever...
Violet: He can't be my ex...
Cobalt Dragon: We killed Harry Already?
Boomerang Flash: -_- you idiot...
Boomerang Flash: Never mind.
Violet: WTH is Deus Ex Machina?
Sato-shi: ya... & Ron.... we let Hermione live.....
(Harry Potter disappears)
Boomerang Flash: I think this fic deserves a cast page...
Sato-shi: (refer to chapter 7 for when we killed Harry Potter)
Misty: and a castaway page >|
Boomerang Flash: Shut Misty up for me please?
Cobalt Dragon: ah.. ok
Sato-shi: (makes Misty's mouth Disappear)
Priest: Ok, Marron, you may now kiss the bride
Boomerang Flash: o.o||
Priest: Would the best man like to have a few words?
Boomerang Flash: *points to Ash*
Ash: I like cheese....
Boomerang Flash: *faints*
Cobalt Dragon: misty is the best man...
Misty: MMMMMM MMMMMM (mouth is gone)
(Cobalt Dragon has left the conversation.)
Sato-shi: (Misty's Mouth reappears)
Boomerang Flash: nuuu
Sato-shi: well.... there goes CD....

(a few minutes later)

Sato-shi: aww.... he's gone....

(Boomerang Flash has left the conversation.)
Cobalt Dragon: dang, I don't like newbies
Sato-shi: what Newbies?
Cobalt Dragon: newbies at Serebii lol
Sato-shi: ok
Sato-shi: so where were we?
Cobalt Dragon: the best man was gonna say something
Sato-shi: ok... well what should Misty say now?
Cobalt Dragon: you made her mouth disappear
Sato-shi: I made it reappear right after u left....
Cobalt Dragon: oh
Misty: I'd like to say that these marriages are all bogus
Ash: they are?
Misty: yes
Brock: She's right, they should've married me...
Sato-shi: GTG -_-

[Salem]

Seriously dude, where do you come up with this stuff?

[Sato]

Heh.... I just talk with my friends and start coming up with random crap.... so the crap gets really random and... uh... what else can I say? ^^;

[Gohan]

Dear Lord, that's gonna take a while to read

[Cat]

I suggest you don't, Gohan. It will fry your brains. Well, whatever brains you may have left after being in this place, anyway.

[Salem]

I wouldn't put my conversations in a story. They're either about Mentos Pie, how socks are a myth, or what kinda hair gel Brad uses to get his hair to stay like that...as you can see...yeah

[zackarotto]

That's what blogs are for, ne?

[Salem]

..I guess..but I lost the link to everyone else's blogs. Anyway..you guys update 'em lately?

[zackarotto]

I update mine... It's at zackarotto.blogspot.com/ if you want to check it out. I also have other blog links on the sidebar thingy, you can use those to find other's. I think they're all there.

[Gohan]

Ooh! Ooh! I know how old Zacko is!! Doh, that kinda ruins it...