Thingyball Z

[Sato]

Thingyball Z Season 2 exclusive sneak peak!!!
Goku: *stares intently*
Goku: This is taking a long time...
Goku: *after 5 seconds of staring* This is getting boring... Can I go fight with Vegeta?
TBZ Version 2.1, Super Saiya-jin version.
coming soon...

[Cat]

OH MY GOD! What's he staring at!?!

Oh...yeah...I'm one of the authors. Hehehehe.

[Sato]

TBZ SPECIAL REPORT! WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING!
(I was bored and wanted to make another post... which in essence is pointless and just repeating what was said earlier)

mochi said:

That's great!!! ;D It's hilarious! XD

admin said:

jerseymilk said:

You really are sick young'uns Sato. >_>

hikarid said:

O.o you guys are more perverted than me, if that's possible O.O

But it had me in stiches ^.^

bennyboy said:

Yeah I sat in on some of this and they argued a bit... but yeah like veryone has said so far good job guys it's heaps funny.

mangafan said:

awseome

Amazing folks! Look out for the new season of TBZ coming soon! Or not so soon... Or sometime later or something...

[Cat]

Let's just settle on 'coming to a forum near you, somtime after now'.

Which reminds me, we oughta work on it...

[Sato]

It's the moment you've all been waiting for! The new season has arrived! TBZ Version 2.1 Super Saiya-jin Version is now on the air! Welcome to the Pikachu Saga... "Thingyball Z, Better than waiting for Dragonball AF!"

TBZ Version 2.1, Super Saiya-jin version.
Narrator: Two years after the last episode of TBZ, everything is back to normal, don't ask how the hell everyone returned to normal with Dende dead, uhh... I'm just gonna say Popo fixed it... He fixed it real good... hehehe... Oh uh.. Right... Goku and the other people are doing stuff, so now writing continues!
Chi-chi: What are you doing Goten?
Goten: Uh oh...
Goten: I was just playing with Gohan, and I found a new pet...look, Mama, it's kawaaaai!
Chi-chi: Goten Goku Son, you know my opinion on pets...
Goten: But, Mama, this one can help with the electricity bills!
Chi-chi: It can, can it?
Goten: Uh huh...watch! *pokes Pikachu*
Pikachu: PIIIIIIKAAAAAA...CHHUUUUUUUU! *thunder shock*
Chi-chi: Interesting... Ok.. I'll let you keep it as long as it stays outside...
Goten: Yay!! *runs to Chi-Chi and hugs her, then runs back to Pikachu* Now...what to call you...
Pikachu: Pikachu?
Goten: Hmm...I can't think of anything...
Pikachu: Pikachu?! ^^;
Goten: *glares at Pikachu* You COULD help me out here, you know.
Chi-chi: *Sigh*... How about Haiya Mouse or something? We already got a Haiya Dragon...
Pikachu: Pikachu! Pikachu!! PIKACHUUUUU!!!
Goten: I know...I'll call you STINKY!!
Goten: *slaps Collar with tag saying 'Son Stinky' onto Pikachu*
Chi-chi: Stinky? ;;
Goten: Come on, Stinky! *grabs Pikachu and runs off giggling*
*Pikachu breaks loose and runs off, running smack into Goku who is coming out of the forest*
Goku: *picks up Pikachu and tries to read tag* Sooooo...nn...Ssti...n...kyyyy. So-on Stenky? Son...Son Stinky! Hang on...
Goku: *runs over to Chi-Chi* Chi-Chi, did we have another yellow, stinky baby?
Chi-chi: No Goku... this is Goten's new pet...
Goten: Goku: *glances at Pikachu, then back and Chi-Chi, then back at Pikachu* Are you sure, Chi-Chi? It kinda looks like you...
Chi-chi: ... -_-;;
Goku: *sniffs Pikachu* And it smells like me!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Goku: Ah, finally I get to teach one of the kids to fight. I'm gonna call you...Gokachu!
Chi-chi: "Go Catch You"? Sounds like a slogan for some kinda video game...
Goten: *walks over and tugs at Goku's gi* Uh, Papa, that's MY pet...
Chi-chi: "Gotta Catch 'em All" sounds like a better slogan if you ask me...
Goku: Really? Aww...*hands over Pikachu*
Goku: *looks back at Chi-Chi* CHI-CHI? Can I have another baby? Then I can call it Gottakatchehmarr like you wanted...but if you ask me it's kinda long...
Chi-chi: I didn't say I wanted a baby named "Gotta Catch 'em all" I said it would be a good slogan for a video game...
Goku: *whines* But I want another baaaaaby! PLEASE, Chi? *puppy dog eyes*
Chi-chi: Ok Ok... But we are not naming it "Go Catch You" or "Gotta Catch 'em All"... Ok?
Goku: Okay!! *long pause* Uh...Chi-Chi? How do we make a baby again? I always forget...*scratches head*
Chi-chi: You forgot again? -_-;
Goku: Sorry...^^;
Chi-chi: You have got to stick your... *continues to explain* ... and that's how it's done... remember now?
Goku: Oh yeah! *bellows* GOTEEEEN! STAY AWAY FROM THE HOUSE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! *grabs Chi-Chi and runs inside*
~Afterwards~
Goku: *lies on bed twiddling his fingers, then rolls over and taps Chi-Chi* Chi-Chi...how long do I gotta wait again?
Chi-chi: You mean for the baby?
Goku: Yup. ^^
Chi-chi: 9 months...
Goku: THAT LONG?!
Chi-chi: Yes that long...
Goku: Really? Aww...I guess I don't want it anymore. You can not get pregarnan or whatever now...
Chi-chi: ... It already happened... -_-;;
Goku: *has already run out of room to find Goten, snagging a gi on the way*

To be Continued

[Mochi]

XDDDDDDD Stinky. XDDD Do the rest!!! ^-^

[Cat]

XDDDD

Just for you, I'll have Mike post up some more. XD

That is if I can pry him from his Pokemon thingy. >.>

[Sato]

~Nine Months Later~
Goku: Chi-Chi...why are you so fat?
Goku: Did you eat all the food again...oh wait...that was me. ^^;
Chi-chi: Goku... I've already told you 3 times in the last half an hour...
Goku: I wasn't paying attention...tell me again. ^^
Chi-chi: Because I'm pregnant....
Goku: *blank expression* Does that mean...fat?
Chi-chi: ... No it means I'm going to have a baby...
Goku: *blank expression* But...I said I didn't want it anymore!!
Chi-chi: I know... but once you get it you can't get rid of it...
Goku: But...I didn't get it...I don't have a baby!
Chi-Chi: After conception it takes 9 months, and you can't stop it after conception... and it was 9 months ago that it was concepted...
Goku: Can...seep...tid...?
Goku: Chi-Chi, I can't think on an empty stomach!
Chi-chi: You put the baby inside me 9 months ago, and it takes 9 months for it to come out...
Chi-chi: So it's coming out soon...
Goku: That's a long time ago. I don't remember putting a baby inside you...I put something else in there...
Chi-chi: Yes... well putting that in there makes the baby appear....
Goku: You mean like Shukan Ido? O.O
Chi-chi: Uh... No... more like fusion...
Goku: But who fused? And the time limit would have run out!
Goku: Is this like the time I fused into you?
Chi-chi: No... It's like Potara fusion...
Goku: *pokes Chi-Chi's stomach* So...so...uh...
Chi-Chi: Wow, he's thinking!
Goku: So...uh...I'm hungry!
Chi-chi: -_-;;
Chi-chi: Well... at least Gohan understands biology... Goku... I'm going over to Gohan's house, Gohan needs some "tutoring" in "biology"...
Goku: Wow, Chi-Chi, I never knew you were so good at tutoring biology! You and Gohan are always studying it!
Goku: Oh well. I'll go play with Goten.
Chi-chi: Ok then, just make sure you don't play Twister with him...
Goku: Okay! We'll just swim around the river with no clothes on! *runs out*
Goten: Oooh! Sounds like fun Dad, let's go!
Goku: Ok, let's go! *runs out*
Chi-Chi: Hmm...I have a bit of a stomach ache. Oh well, off to Gohan's!
*Chi-chi arrives at Gohan's house*
Videl: *answers door* Oh, hi Chi-chi, is Goku with you?
Chi-chi: No, he isn't
Videl: Darn... I was hoping we could "play Twister"... Uh... Would you like to play instead Chi-chi? ^^;;
Chi-chi: Uh... No thanks... I just came to help "tutor" Gohan with "biology"... ^^;;
Videl: Well Gohan's upstairs, he's in his study
Chi-chi: Ok *goes upstairs*
*Videl hears sounds such as "Oh yeah!" "Demontrate the reproductive cycle for me!" "HARDER! HARDER!" and a whip being cracked upstairs*
Videl: Hmm... Gohan and Chi-chi work so hard... I sometimes feel kinda bad about having an affair with Goku while they're busy doing work...
Gohan: Eeww, Mum, quit peeing on me.
Chi-Chi: Oh, crap. *goes into labour*
Videl: *hears yelling and runs upstairs* Talk about demonstrating the reproductive system! O.O
Chaozu: We better get her to a hospital!
Tenshinhan: Well anyone could easily tell that by looking at her... she's in labour!
Chaozu: Easy for you to say "Mr. I have 3 eyes"...
Videl: What are you doing here?
Tenshinhan: Well come on... We haven't even appeared in the story yet! You've been in almost every second line... Heck... Even Yajirobe's been in this damn story more than us!
*everyone goes to hospital, meanwhile Goku and Goten are swimming nekkid and having a jolly time*
Goku: My spiritual connection to Chi-Chi is telling me she is in great pain.
Goten: Hey look Dad! A rock!!
Goku: SWEET DENDE! *forgets abour Chi-Chi and swims over*
Goten: I thought Dende was dead?
Goku: I can still say his name!
Goten: Oh...well...HEY LOOK ANOTHER ROCK!!! THIS ONE IS EVEN BIGGER!!!!
Goku: Oh my Kai... That's hugemongus!

[Mochi]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

...Yes, I just now discovered this...
Well yes it was hilarious, but you gotta not do incest stuff, it's so...icky. o__0
But it's still hilarious. XDDD

[Sato]

Thanks, I can't currently post any more TBZ though as I lost it when my Hard Drive crashed... Therefore the only existing copy is on Cat's computer, but she's not on often these days... :/

[Mochi]

Awwwww. T__T

[Nobody]

That was really funny. Too bad there won't be anymore.

[Cat]

*appears magically, waits for gasps to subside*

Actually. That's not true. Sato and I still occaisionally dabble in the art of amusing sexual random crap. We started something called Oniisan, which was a DBZ Big Brother...but I wouldn't expect anything to come of that.

I daresay we'll eventually return to our roots and keep this ridiculous thing going. It would probably help if you all sucked up to us and convinced us both to remain...umm...alive? ;D

[Sato]

Just cause we lost a bunch o' stuff, don't mean we're done. There may be more, just maybe not for a while due to a combination of Lazyness and Busyness.

[Cat]

We lost what now? O.o

[Sato]

When my hard drive crashed. I think you sent me the stuff, but even if we haven't lost story, I've lost organisation of what I had. I'm too damn lazy to take the time to fix it all up again.

[Cat]

Ah. That makes sense.

I was under the impression that the only thing we ever lost with TBZ was our sanity.

[Sato]

It's been a few years, but I found a log of unpublished stuff!

*meanwhile*
Nurse: Where is the father?
Tien: Probably running around in the wilderness with no clothes on having fun with his youngest son.
Gohan: Well it can't be my child... It's not like I've been having an affair with my mom while pretending to study or anything... >.>
Nurse: O.O Uh...well...can any of you contact the father?
Kaio: I can! But first a joke... What do you get when you cross a catfish and a bug?
Tien: Bulma?
Bulma: I heard that you jerk! *chases with Uzi*
Tenshinhan: Eep... *runs*
Kaio: No, guess again....
Gohan: You?
Kaio: Well I'm insulted! That's it... I'm not helping anymore....
Nurse: Who are you all talking to? We really need to find the Father...
Goku: *Walks in eating a packet of medicine*
Goku: Hi guys!
Goku: What's up?
Nurse: *referring to medicine* How did you get that?
Goku: It was going down a tube into some guy, but he was asleep and didn't look very hungry, so I helped him finish it.
Nurse: You idiot! You've probably killed him!
Goku: Oops... Well we can wish him back with the Dragonballs...
Gohan: Uh... Dad... Dende is dead...
Goku: So? We can wish him back too while we're at it!
Gohan: Uh... I think you're missing the point...
Goku: I hear screaming, is that Chi-Chi? What's going on?
Nurse: She's having a baby
Goku: What? But she hasn't had a baby for years!
Nurse: Yes... Well now she's having one now...
Goku: *whines* But I told her I didn't WANT one! The last two were pure HFIL! I mean, sure, I didn't see the little one till he was seven, but he's always trying to copy me! And the eldest one's a weener!
Gohan: ... *twitches*
Chi-Chi: *screams from the next room*
*Everyone runs in*
Goku: *tilts head* Wow, she looks even fatter from this angle...
*Part of a head starts to poke out of Chi-chi*
Gohan: Is that it?
Chaozu: No... it's just me... I went in to see how long the baby would take....
Chaozu: *comes all the way out* It said it'll be coming in about half an hour...
Goku: Woah! The Baby looks like uh... That guy.... uh you know... the guy who's friends with uh.... that other guy... you know... the with three eye's friend...
Chaozu: I'm not your baby Goku. *points at Chi-Chi* It's in there.
Chi-Chi: Goku, you bastard, where were you?!
Goku: I was eating some stuff I found
Chi-Chi: *yells random swear words at him*
Goku: What's a "fahk hing sheet hedd"?
Goku: Are you ok Chi-chi? You seem angry...
Chi-Chi: *screams again*
Goten: Hello!
Gohan: Where did you come from Goten?
Goten: The same place Tenshinhan and Chaozu came from when they first appeared?
Gohan: You know... That doesn't answer my question... They just seemed to come out of nowhere... O.o;;
Goten: Well, I followed Dad in from the woods. What's with Mom screaming?
Gohan: She's having a baby...
Goten: Oh, I thought Dad had done something again.
Goku: What do you mean "done something again"? I haven't done anything for the past 3 weeks exept eat and fight with Vegeta!
Goku: What else is there that I could have done?
Goten: Well, Mom usually screams at you like that over stuff.
Goku: But fighting and eating are fun!
Goku: *pokes Chi-chi* So is it coming?
Goku: *stares intently*
Goku: This is taking a long time...
Goku: *after 5 seconds of staring* This is getting boring... Can I go fight with Vegeta?
Chi-Chi: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU BASTARD! YOU DID THIS TO ME! *continues to scream noisy abuse*
Goku: What did I do?
Chi-Chi: Nine months ago you wanted a *bleeping* baby!! But now you *bleeping* can get *bleeped* if you think I'm gonna let you *bleeping* go off and *bleeping* fight with *bleeping* Vegeta *bleep*!!
Goku: Aww... Ok... I'll stay here...
Baby: *comes out*
Nurse: What the fuck?! She should have been in labour for hours!
Nurse: And now cause I was unprepared...the baby fell on the floor! *runs over and picks it up*
Goku: Labour? I don't follow politics....
Goku: Once I followed a politician... and he made security take me outside...
Goku: *pats the baby's groin*
Goku: It's a girl!
Goku: It has TWO tails!
Nurse: Uh... That's not a tail... that's the umbilical cord... and that other one.... IS a tail... O.o;;
Goku: Umbilical cord? Why don't I have one?
Goku: Actually... Why don't I have my tail? o.o;;
Chaozu: Uh... Your tail was removed when you were training with God... Before the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai...
Goku: Oh yeah! Well what about my Un-biblical thingy? God can't remove that....
Nurse: Well, you have a beautiful baby girl here. *hands it to Chi-Chi*
Goku: After all that, I went through so much trouble and pain, and I get a GIRL? Hmph.
Chi-chi: What do you mean after YOU went through so much trouble and pain? *glares*
Goku: Ssshh now, Chi-Chi. You're just confused right now.
Chi-Chi: Better than being confused all the time... XP
Goku: *picks up the baby and looks at her* Well YOU don't look like you'll make much of a fighter. *looks at Chi-Chi* CHI? Can we have another baby?
Chi-chi: You want another one?!?
Goku: *holds baby upside down by the tail* This one doesn't count.
Chi-chi: I'm not having another baby.... If you want one, then ask someone else...
Goku: *shoves baby at Tien and runs out of room* BUUULMAAAAAA!!!
Chi-chi: He actually took that seriously? O.o
Chaozu: Uh...it's Goku we're talking about here.
Chi-chi: Hmm... Good point...
Gohan: *sighs* Mom, do you want me to go stop him before he has sex with Bulma? -_-
Chi-chi: No, we've got some "study" scheduled for this afternoon... We don't want to lose any time on chasing your father...
Gohan: But Mom...you just HAD A BABY...shouldn't you, uh...be staying in hospital and uh...not...studying?
Chi-chi: So you don't want to "study" with me anymore? ;_;
Gohan: *glances at Videl* Sure I do, Mom...it's just...you have a new baby now...
Chi-chi: Oh alright...
Gohan: So you're absolutely SURE you don't want me to go stop Dad? O.o;;
Chi-chi: Well... Since our study has been canceled you can go stop him...
Gohan: *nods and sprints out of the room* DAAAAAAAD! DON'T STICK YOUR...*voice fades into distance*
Vegeta: *Walks in eating a packet of medicine* Hmm... Kakarotto was right! This stuff is great!
Nurse: Not again... -_-;;
Nurse: Oh, for the love of God! Stop!! *runs over and tries to grab medicine away from Vegeta* That stuff is not only dangerous to your health, you're wasting hundreds of dollars worth of it!
Vegeta: I can waste as much zeni as I want! I'm the prince of Saiyans!
Nurse: Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of Mars. *rolls eyes*
Vegeta: You are? Thats strange... Freeza had the Martians wiped out 80 years ago...
Nurse: *sighs* Why is there always something strange about this group of people?
Goten: *decides to start dropping random pieces of equipment out of the window*
Goten: Hehehehe! I hit that guy in the funny wheely chair! And that old lady dragging a bunch of beeping stuff! And that woman in early labour!
Tenshinhan: Maybe it's about time we left? ^^^;;
Goten: Bye! *goes back to throwing stuff at terminal children*
Tenshinhan: Uh... "We" as in the whole group of us... ^^^;;;
Goten: But Mom is here with the baby...so I have to stay here too. Don't worry, I'll find a way to amuse myself. ^^
Chi-Chi: And don't you want to stay and help name this baby?
Tenshinhan: Uh... Ok... *sighs at the failure of an attempt to stop Goten from damaging things/people*