Thingyball Z

[Sato]

From the idiot who brought you crap like SIFB now comes Thingyball Z!

Well... I was Chatting with Cat on MSN one day when I commented that I was "Playing" with my Gohan and Videl action figures... to which she replied... Well I can't remember actually... it was a long time ago... I think it was something like "Eww"... I dunno... so we then randomly started our own story... occasionally with help from Bennyboy... well enough blabbering about it's history... let's get on with it....

Gohan: Honey I'm home!
Videl: I'm in the kitchen! But don't tackle me into the stove again, I'm still recovering from the last burns.
Gohan: ok.... How you doin?
Videl: Fine...aside from those burns and the...uh...bite marks.
Gohan: ^^; heh... and how's little Pan?
Videl: I dunno...she's locked in her room...
Videl: She said...
Videl: She was waiting to see if the scary noises she heard in the middle of the night come back.
Gohan: Pan? you okay up there? you wanna come down?
Pan: But the scary monster noises from the next room will come back!
Gohan: Don't worry.... if there's ANY scary monsters I can beat them up.... I'm a Super Saiyan, remember?
Pan: Didn't you fight them last night, Papa? I heard the banging and then you yelled 'Time to go Super Saiyan!'
Gohan: Uh... yeah... sure I did....
Pan: And then I heard Mama screaming!
Goku: (Randomly walks in and starts raiding the Fridge)
Goku: Hey.... Gohan, You got any Peanut Butter?
Gohan: uh... I dunno....
Videl: How did you get in?
Goku: I came in through the hole in the living room wall....
Videl: What hole?!
Gohan: we don't have a hole in our living room wall....
Goku: You do now....
Videl: AHH! *runs into living room*
Goku: Hey Pan! Wanna help Grandpa make a sandwich?
Pan: Hey, Grandpa! I can't some out of my room, or the monsters'll get me.
Goku: Ooh.... monsters eh? I remember when Yajirobe ate that Monster that Piccolo sent to get our Dragonball... That was funny....
Pan: *giggles* Grandpa, can you come help me scare away the monster? Then I can make you that sandwich!
Goku: Ok.... Just give me a sec... (Pulls out Mobile Phone and dials a number) Hey, Yajirobe... Me and Pan are going on a Monster hunt.... If we kill it do you want to eat what's left?
Gohan: Uh...Dad? When did you start carrying a cell phone?
Goku: Cell? Where? *Blows up Kitchen*
Videl: *comes in from living room and finds she no longer has a kitchen* AHHHH! *screams and faints*
Goku: You can't hide forever Cell! Mr. Satan will find you eventually!
Gohan: Mr Satan?
Pan: Grandpa? Are we still gonna make that sandwich?
Goku: Well...uh...I just blew up the fridge...
Gohan: Well... we do have a Freezer in the back with some Ice Cream.....
Goku: Freeza? Where? *Blows up Living room*
Pan: *comes downstairs* Awww...no more icecream...
Gohan: ; Uh.... Dad.... why don't you just leave now? I don't want you blowing up the whole house.....
Goku: *comes back from blowing up dining room* Sorry, what did you say? I saw something pink in there and thought it was Buu...
Gohan: *sigh* I guess I'll have to fix that.....
*5 mins later the house looks like new*
Gohan: Whew... It's good to have that fixed up again....
Pan: Oooh...shiny new house. *eyes sparkle*
Gohan: well... after all that I think it's time we went to bed.... don't you think honey?
Videl: *still fainted*
Pan: We haven't had dinner!
Goku: Mmm...dinner...
Gohan: Ok.... Videl... wake up.... it's time for dinner....
Goku: Noo! She has to wake up so we can eat dinner! *runs to Videl and starts shaking her*
Chi-Chi: *walks in* uh Goku.... your having dinner at our house... remember? *leaves*
Goku: *whines* But I want TWO dinners!
Videl: *suddenly awake* How did Chi-Chi know what was going on in here?
Goku: Can I have two dinners now?
Videl: Ummm...wasn't the dinner on the stove...in the KITCHEN?
Goku: Don't worry! I can fix that problem! (pulls out cell phone... dials 94811111)
*Pizza Hut Guy delivers Pizza's to house*
*many many pizzas*
Pizza Hut Guy: That'll be 2340000 zeni, please.
Goku: Uh.... Do you take credit card? *Holds up Credit Card.... Card read's "Bulma Briefs"*
Pizza Hut Guy: Sure. I'll just charge it all to that then. Enjoy your food.
*walks out*
*Goku & Pan eat all the Pizza's leaving only a slice each for Gohan & Videl*
Gohan: *eats both*
Gohan: oh well.... How about we go to bed now honey?
Videl: Am I supposed to eat nothing then? YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE! *bursts into tears and runs out of house*
Gohan: ;; uh.... *Makes a sandwich and goes to take it to Videl*
Pan: O.o...where did the food for the sandwich come from?
Goku: Mmm...sandwich....
Gotenks: *randomly appears* Hello!
Chi-Chi: *walks in* What are you two doing fused! Unfuse THIS INSTANT and get to bed!
Pan: Do I know you?
Gotenks: Bum bum bum...it's GOTENKS!
Chi-Chi: What did I JUST tell you young...men...man...
Chi-Chi: Uh...anyway...UNFUSE!
Gotenks: I can't control how long it takes.....
Chi-Chi: *glares so hard that Gotenks unfuses into Goten and Trunks*
Goten: Oww....
Gohan: *comes back in after giving Videl sandwich*
Videl: *crying from outside* You didn't cut the crusts off! This means you don't LOOOOVE me!!!
Goku: *mutters* PMS...
Gohan: uh..... Don't worry Videl! I'll make another one! WITHOUT the crusts!
Videl: IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE ANOTHER SANDWICH!
Gohan: I can't?
Videl: THIS SANDWICH REPRESENTS OUR MARRIAGE!
Gohan: But I love you more than anything Videl... I'll do ANYTHING you want....
Videl: Instantly stops crying. *eyes sparkle* Oooh...really?
Gohan: Yes! I'll even play "Saiyaman and Videl" when we go to bed tonight!
Videl: And...uh...show me your...Super Saiya-jin?
Gohan: Yes!
Videl: Deal! *runs to Gohan and kisses him*
Gohan: If you want I'll even let you decide who plays Saiyaman and who plays Videl....
Videl: Can.... we...... take turns?
Gohan: Sure! Whatever you want!
Videl: Bedtime!
Videl: Uh...Pan...go stay at your grandparents!
Gohan: So who do you wanna be first?
Videl: I'll be the Saiya-man Two...
Gohan: Ok, so that leaves me as the original Saiyaman?
Videl: Duh.
Goku: Can I play too?
Gohan: No Dad... This is an Adults game...
Goku: What's an adults game?
Videl: No, this'll be fun. Come on in, Goku. ^^
Goku: ok....
*Goku follows Videl and Gohan into bedroom*
Chi-chi: Goku! Dinner!
Goku: *runs out of bedroom to get home and eat dinner*
Videl: Goku! Come Back! aww.... I wanted to play with two Saiyans.....
Gohan: Isn't one Super Saiyan enough?
Videl: But two would be more fun for us!
Gohan: *mutters* Us?
Gohan: Yeah, right. Me and my dad having 'fun'
TO BE CONTINUED....

[Mochi]

That's great!!! ;D It's hilarious! XD

[Sato]

WOOT! I got feedback! Thanks Mochi heres some more....

Goku: *has finished eating dinner, is naked outside draging in a fish for dessert* Hey Gohan! Videl! How's the game going?
Gohan: Dad.... why are you naked? outside? where people can see you?
Goku: I like the breeze. Ooooh...
Videl (thinking to herself): Wow! Goku looks even BETTER when he's naked!
Gohan: *reading mind* And I thought everything was good after that sandwich...
Goku: Well, You guys have fun playing your game! (goes inside)
Gohan: Oh yeah.... I almost forgot.... what were we playing again? It was "Saiyaman and Videl" right?
(Scene cuts to Goku's house.... maybe it won't be as disturbing there)
Goku: I'm back!
Chi-Chi: Goku? Where are your clothes?
Goten: Hi daddy!
Goku: uh.... maybe I should get some out of the closet... ^^;
Goku: *walks into pantry, eating noises follow*
Chi-Chi: Goku! Get dressed now! thats an order!
Goku: *walks into bedroom, comes out with a set of Chi-Chi's clothes on*
Chi-Chi: Why are you wearing that?
Goku: All my Orange Gi's are ripped ^^;
Goten: Hehehehe....I wanna wear a skirt too!
Goten: *runs away, comes back in skirt...twirls*

(outside of storyline)
Sato: actually... how old is Goten in this thing?!? after all Pan has been born... ;;
Cat: Umm...if we work out Pan to be like, 5....that would make Goten about 17...
Cat: ^^;
Cat: Let's make it into a plot twist....Pilaf and the dragonballs turning characters into kids again
Cat says: ...or something...
Sato: Aaaaahhhh! A DBGT ripoff!
(back to storyline)

Goten: Hee hee hee...
Goten: *flies into air, skirt blows up* Goten is a birdie...a birdie...a birdie.
Goku: Chi-Chi! I'm hungry! *looks for Chi-Chi* Chi-Chi where are you? *see's himself in mirror still in Chi-Chi's clothes* Aaaaahhh!! What the? last time I checked I was Goku... but now I'm Chi-Chi! how did this happen?
Goku: *decides that he must have accidentally fused with Chi-Chi earlier, stares at clock for 3 hours* it would be much easier for me to tell how long I've been fused if I could tell the time......
Goku: Let's see...the big hand's on the 13...
Goku: *after 2 more hours* damn... I guess I really am Chi-Chi now...
Goku: Oh, well. Better start cooking!
Goku: *runs into kitchen and starts making a big mess*
Chi-Chi: *hears Goku making a mess* Goku what are you doing in there?
Goku: AHHHHH!
Goku: Goten turned into Chi-Chi!
Chi-Chi: *Still talking from other room* What are you talking about? theres only one Chi-Chi!
Goku: No, theres three!!
Chi-Chi: No there isn't you idiot! theres only one!
Goku: Really? well then I guess I am the only Chi-Chi....
Chi-Chi (thinking to herself): What? He thinks he's me? *smirks* well then... I guess I'll just play along.... *gets repaired Orange Gi out of closet*...
Chi-Chi: Well, now that I'm Goku, I'll just go HAVE A BATH!
Goku: NOOOOO!
Chi-Chi: Why not?
Goku: Goku doesn't wash!
Chi-Chi: Well I'm going to anyway!
Goku: NOOOOO! I wanna be Goku again!
Chi-Chi: Well then, Tough Luck!
Goku: No fair!
Goku: Well, then. If I'm Chi-Chi...I'd better go...cut off all my hair! So nyah! *Does thingy where he pulls down his eyelid and sticks out his tounge*
Goten: *Walk's in* Hey guys! What's going on?
Goten: *still wearing skirt*
Goku: Pan? is that you? Oh they grow up so quickly!

(outside of storyline)
Cat: Right...he's 17 now!
Sato: ok
Cat: Or is he?
Sato: (cue X-files music)
Cat: No, I mean it....is he?
Sato: uh... I dunno.... dosen't matter....
(back to storyline)

*Meanwhile*
Gohan: Whew... that was fun.... You wanna be Saiyaman now and I'll be Videl?
Videl: O.o...will that work?
Gohan: Well.... We've done it before....
Videl: Really? O.o
Gohan: Yeah! Remember? We did it about a week ago!
Videl: Oh, okay then....*puts on Saiya-man helmet*
Gohan: Ok.... Now you gotta pass me your clothes so I can play Videl....
Videl: Oooh, kinky...okay...
Gohan: What do you mean "Oooh, kinky"? It's always Kinky!
(in Pan's room.....)
Pan: ;;; What's going on in there?
Vegeta: *hiding outside Gohan and Videl's window making sure to keep his Ki low*
Vegeta: Exellent.... theres all kinds of interesting moves here I could use with Bulma!
Vegeta: Hmmmm.... Maybe Bulma would like it if I let her switch roles while we play....
Vegeta: after all.... that concept is working out very well for Gohan....
Roshi: Huh? Vegeta? Your out here too?
Krillen: *also out there* Hey Veggie!
Gohan: *hears noise*
Ash Ketchum: I think he heard us.....
Yugi: Oh o....
Roshi: What are you doing here? go back to your own show!
Yugi: What about him? *points at ash*
Roshi: I was talking to both of you
Ash: Are you a meowth?
Roshi: *Gets rid of Ash and Yugi by sending them far away with a Kamehameha*
Ash: *behind Master Roshi* Was that scratch attack?
Goku: *Walks into bedroom* Hi! you guys still playing your game?
Goku: Sorry I had to go before, it was dinner time.... if you want I can still play....
Ash: *looking at Goku* Wow...check out that Pidgy!
Roshi: *gets rid of Ash*
Yugi: I use a CHARACTER REBORN to return myself to the roleplay!
Roshi: Arrgh.... THIS IS DB/Z/GT!!! Anyone who dosen't belong here..... GET LOST!!!!!
Roshi: We're trying to WATCH here!
Yugi: *transforms into Bulma* Hahahaha! Now I've got you!
Ash: *reappears and transforms into Chi-Chi*
Roshi: Since when could Yu-gi-oh and Pokemon characters transform? ;; *continues to stare at Bulma and Chi-Chi* on the other hand.... Who cares? Now ladies.... how would you like to come back to my place? ^^
Yugi/Bulma: Since we can, loser! HAHAHAHA! *cough* Ummm...
Roshi: *walks up to Bulma and shoves his face between her boobs*
Roshi: Pafu-Pafu! ^^
Dark Magician: *appears and bangs Roshi on head with his staff*
Roshi: Hey! *bangs Dark Magician on head with his staff*
DM: *begins to have a full cat fight with Roshi*
Bulma: Hehehehehehe....boys, boys. No need to fight ^^
Gohan: Hmmm...what the HFIL is going on out there? Oh well...wanna keep playing, Videl?
Videl: *snore*
Goku: I think she's asleep....
Gohan: *shrugs* I'm gonna go get a sandwich.
Pan: DADDY! THE MONSTER NOISES ARE BACK!
Goku: So I guess I'm too late to join the game?
Gohan: *shrugs again and goes to Pan*
Goku: *jumps out window, forgets to fly and lands on his ass*
*Now that Gohan and Videl aren't playing anymore everyone outside has left*
Goku: I wonder what the time is? *looks at watch* Woah! it's 35 o'clock! I better be getting to bed.....
Goku: *goes home* Hey Chi-Chi, I'm going to bed....
Goku: Want me to do anything before I go to sleep?
Goku: *falls asleep without waiting for answer*
Goku: *in the middle of the kitchen floor*
Goten: *runs in still wearing skirt* WHEEEE! *twirls and reveals he is wearing no underwear*
Chi-Chi: Why does Goku have to be such a bad influence? -_-;
Goten: Wheeee! *continues twirling, then suddenly stops* I'm tired. *Falls asleep next to Goku*
Chi-Chi: *goes to bed to get some sleep*

[Sato]

*next day*
Goku: *Wakes up* Hmmmm..... what will I do today? I know! I'll go to Gohan's house!
Goten: *wakes up* Hey, I'm on the kitchen floor in a skirt....*shrugs, gets up and starts twirling* Wheeee!
Goku: *goes to Gohan's house, rings doorbell*
Videl: *opens door* Oh! Hi Goku!
Goku: Hi Videl! Is Pan home?
Videl: Sorry Goku, she went out with Gohan to get some ice cream
Goku: Damn.... I was hoping to play with her....
Goten: *twirls past in his skirt* Wheeee!
Videl: Oooh, Goku! You said damn! That's against the censorship laws!
Videl: Now you have to go to the HOME FOR INFINATE LOSERS!
Videl: *covers mouth and gasps dramatically*
Goku: Darn..... I don't like it there
Goku: oh well.... I was really looking forward to playing with Pan too.... Who else is there to play with? *starts thinking*
Videl: Uh...shouldn't you be going to HFIL right now?
Videl: You can play with your brother.
Videl: And Cell and Freeza and everyone else.
Goku: Nah.... Last time I went there I caused so much trouble that they banned me for all eternity.....
Goku: Hey! Videl! Why don't you play with me! Sorry I had to leave last time before the game started.... but I've already had breakfast!
Videl: Okay!
Goku: Ok.... so what are we playing?
Goku: Hide and seek? Pin the tail on the monkey? Any other games you would like to play?
Videl: Goku, those are kids games....
Goku: Kid's games? Oh yeah! thats right you and Gohan said you were gonna play an adults game! Uh.... but I don't know any adults games....
Goku: Twister!
Videl: Okay! *gets out twister board and starts removing clothes*
Goku: Huh? Why are you removing your clothes? it that some kind of special adult rule?
Videl: *pauses* Uh...yeah....
Goku: OK! *removes Gi*
Videl: O.O
Videl: Okay then....right hand blue.
Goku: Ok.... Hey.... You know I once knew a guy called General Blue!
Videl: Cool. Left hand pink.
Goku: Wait, there isn't any pink....
Goku: AAAHHH! I can't see any pink!
Videl: *grabs his hand and puts it on her ass* Theres some pink.
Goku: But thats not part of the mat....
Videl: Neither is this! *kisses Goku*
Goku: Oh.... I get it.... We twist on each other instead of the mat!
Videl: Uh....yeah...
Goku: Ok..... what do I put next?
Videl: *whispers in his ear*
Goku: Put what WHERE?
Goku: But the only person who ever made me do that was Chi-Chi.... she used the word "Impregnating" or something.....
Videl: But it's a game, Goku.
Goku: Ok
Goku: Like that?
Videl: -_-; Goku....that's an electric socket.
Goku and Videl: *continue 'playing'*
Gohan: *walks in*
Goku: Hi Gohan!
Goku: How you doing?
Goku: Pan wasn't around so Videl let me play with her instead!
Goku: Gohan? Hello? Gohan? Why did you just turn SSJ2?
Goku: Do you wanna spar?
Videl: Um...Hi Gohan...
Goku: Why do you look so angry Gohan?
Goku: Do you want to play too?
Pan: *walks in with Ice Cream* ^^... ; Uh.... what's going on here?
Goku: Hi Pan! ^^
Pan: Grandpa... why are you naked.... on a twister mat.... with my mom?
Pan: And...Daddy...why are you Super Saiya-jin two and look really, really angry?
Goku: We're playing Twister! ^^
Goku: Wanna play with us?
Goku: Well?
Videl: Uh...Pan...go wait in your room.
Videl: *gets up and pulls on a bathrobe*
Goku: Huh? the game is over?
Videl: *in stressed voice* The game...is...OVER, Goku...
Goku: Ok..... Then we'll play again later?
Videl: I'm...not...sure...
Goku: Next time Maybe Gohan and Pan can play too! It will be fun for the whole family!
Videl: *yelling* GOKU! LEAVE NOW!
Goku: But who will I play with?
Videl: *bellowing* GOKU!
Goku: *Sigh* I'm gonna go play with Pan....
Gohan: OH NO YOU WON'T!
Goku: Huh? What's wrong?
Gohan: *through clenched teeth*Dad...instant transmission us away. Far, far....FAR away. We need to....talk.
Goku: ;_; Your mean! I'm going to run away! I'll go train some random black kid.... Then you won't see me for another 5 years! *leaves*
Gohan: Videl! How COULD you! You tricked my father into having an affair with you and made him leave!
*meanwhile*
Goku: Hi! Can I train you?
Uub: ?
Goku: You're short and ugly...and you couldn't beat even one of the Z-fighters...but you have a crazy enough hairstyle to be my apprentice!
Uub: Uh.... ok....
Goku: You kinda remind me of Kaioshin.... he was short and ugly with a mohawk too...
Goku: Kaioshin was soooooo weak.... I could kick his ass anyday.....
Goku: So much for allmighty gods.
Goku: I'm bored.... I'm gonna go to Gohan's house....
Goku: *instant transmissions back to Gohan's house*
Uub: *awfully confused* Huh?
TO BE CONTINUED....

[Xyex]

[Jerseymilk]

You really are sick young'uns Sato. >_>

[Sato]

*at Gohan's house*
Goku: Hi!
Goku: Anyone wanna play with me?
Goku: Hello? Where is everybody?
Goku: *Goes upstairs* Hello? anybody home?
Goku: *Enter's Gohan & Videl's bedroom* Anyone in here?
Goku: Hey! I think I hear something in the closet!
Goku: *looks in closet* Ooh! Your playing a game! can I play too?
Pan: *Staring at GBA screen* Sorry.... The game dosen't have a multiplayer mode....
Goku: Aww..... darn it.... since your busy playing your Gameboy who will I play with now? *Continues to search house for someone else to play with*
Goku: *searching house* Gohan? Videl? Anyone wanna play with me?
Goku: This place is boring.... I'm going home.... *goes to his own house*
Goku: Hi Chi-Chi!
Goku: I'm bored Chi-Chi! Do you wanna play with me?
Chi-Chi: Why don't you train?
Goku: But I already Trained at 9912753746582746665736573226586764566735657947255724 times normal gravity with Vegeta this morning...
Chi-Chi: You Can count that high?
Goku: No.... But I made sure to write the number on my hand.....
Chi-Chi: O.o;
Goku: And my arm...and down my leg...
Vegeta: * Randomly appears* I am the prince.... OF ALL SAIYANS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Goku: Hi Veggie!
Vegeta: That's PRINCE Veggie to you Kakarot......
Chi-Chi: What are you doing here?
Vegeta: I could ask you that same question.....
Chi-Chi: This is my house!
Vegeta: It is? oh.... sorry.... *leaves*
Goku: Veggie! Come back! I'm bored!
Vegeta: And what can I do about that Kakarot?
Goku: You can play with me!
Vegeta: No thanks.... I need to plan world domination.... THROUGH THE STOCKMARKET! No one will ever suspect a thing....
Goku: Stock...market...?
Vegeta: Well I'm outta here.... *leaves*
Goku: Wait! I wanna go to the stock market too! *runs after him*
Satan: Yo Yo! I am the H man! cuz all the chicks... they like their pick... with Mr. Satan!
Pan: Grandpa? Why are you rapping?
Satan: Because good ol' Grandpa Herc' has to make sure to appeal to all fans.... of every shape and size......
Satan: Yes, Even one's as fat as Yajirobe.....
Yajirobe: *watching through the window* Oh, yeah...Satan sure is hot....
TO BE CONTINUED

Yes it's a short update... Deal with it....

[Sato]

Thingyball Z news update!
Now that I have reached the end of the Satan and Yajirobe scene anyone who wants a copy of the Thingyball Z sprite comic should ask me in chat...

[Cat]

Well, I'm back, and I didn't even know TBZ was being posted. I'm glad we've got some good feedback...I've never been too good at writing comedy. Romance is more my thing. But yah...st'all good. ^^

[Sato]

*meanwhile*
Vegeta: Why are you following me Kakarot?
Goku: I wanna play the...stack...market....
Goku: Whatever that is. ^^;
Bulma: Oh Goku.... ^^ I'll play the "Stack" market with you!
Vegeta: Where did you come from, woman?!
Bulma: that's none of your business....
Vegeta: What are you on about, woman slave? All is my business!
Bulma (thinking to self): Woman slave, huh?.... thats what you think.... I've had you under my control for years due to my scientific genius....
Bulma: Allow me to demostrate. Monkey, monkey, monkey!
Vegeta: Let's have sex right now!
Goku: Huh? Socks? I don't like socks.... they get holes....
Vegeta: Not Socks! Sex!
Goku: Oh.... does it have holes?
Vegeta: I guess you COULD say that....
Vegeta: ANYWAY! Let's have sex right NOW! *picks up Bulma and flies off towards Capsule Corp.*
Goku: Who's gonna play stack market with me now?
Goku: Hmmm.... I know!..... I'll uh..... no.... I don't know.....
Bulma: *throws a pill back to Goku* If you're bored, eat this, go to Chi-Chi and tell her to say "Monkey".
Goku: Uh.... ok.... *goes home* Hey ChiChi! Bulma said to eat this! *gives it to ChiChi*
Chi-Chi: O.o; That's okay....you eat it.
Goku: I don't know how....
Goku: ....
Chi-Chi: Just,...put it in your mouth and swallow. O.o;
Goku: But HOW?
Chi-Chi: Goku, you eat constantly! How can you not know!
Goku: Because you make it first!
Chi-Chi: Well, it's okay, this time Bulma made it.
Goku: Can you show me how?
Goku: *eats it*
Chi-Chi: Oh, you silly monkey.
Goku: *picks her up and runs up stairs towards bedroom*
Goku: Uh... What do I do now? aww.... I forgot to ask Bulma what to do next!
Goku: I feel funny...I wanna play those adult games again....
Goku: Hmm.... just give me a sec.... I'm going to see Bulma!
Goku: *goes to Capsule Corp*
Goku: *goes to Bulma.... just so you know her and Vegeta are finished......* What do I do now Bulma?
Goku: I did what you told me but I don't know what to do next.....
Bulma: O.o;
Goku: Well?
Goku: What do I do?
Bulma: Uh....
Goku: are you going to tell me?
Bulma: Did you actually eat it?
Goku: I put it in my mouth but it tasted weird so I didn't swallow....
Bulma: XD
Goku: Well? Bulma? I'm still bored.... I wanna play with someone.....
Goku: I'm gonna go and play with...... uh.....
Goku: KING KAI! *Teleports to Grand Kai's planet*
Goku: Hi King Kai! Wanna play with me?
King Kai: Uhh......play with Bubbles.....
Goku: Sorry King Kai.... I accidentally made Bubbles explode last time I played with him....
Goku: Hmm.... I'll see if anyone wants to play at Gohan's house..... *goes to Gohan's house*
TO BE CONTINUED...

[Cat]

Uh...just sos ya know? That bit is weird cause I think Sato and I were not in agreement about what should happen....

[Sato]

Goku: I'm tired.... *goes to sleep on Gohan's livingroom floor*
Gohan: *Finds Goku on the floor* What's he doing here?
Videl: Uh.... Gohan.... isn't it about time you..... uh.... went to work? ^^;
Gohan: I guess...*Gohan walks out of the house and goes to work*
Videl: All right He's gone! ^^ *drags sleeping Goku into bedroom*
Goku: *Wakes up* Hi Videl, can we play twister again?
Videl: Of course! :D
Gohan: *Forgot something for work and came home again* Hmm, what's that strange sound coming from upstairs?
Videl: O_O;; Uh... Goku.... hide in here.... *puts Goku in closet*
Goku: We're playing hide and go seek now?
Videl: uh.... yes thats it.....
Gohan: *Goes upstairs* Videl, why are you naked on a twister mat? Is Dad here again!?
Videl: No! No he isn't! ^^;
Videl: Uh...I was...playing by myself.
Gohan: Oh well, I believe you, Can I play too?
Videl: Uh...sure....
Goku: *after several hours* I'm hungry....
Gohan: What was that?!
Videl: Uh, It was me... I'm hungry, how about you go back to work and I'll get something to eat? ^^;
Gohan: Oh, crap! Work!!
Goku: I'm hungry!
Videl: Uh...yeah! HUNGRY! I'M REAL HUNGRY!
Gohan: You remind me of Dad!
Pan: *Comes into bedroom* O_O;;;
Videl: Uh...Pan....I thought you were at Chi-Chi's!
Pan: Why are you and Daddy naked on a twister mat?
Vegeta: *Randomly appears* I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!
Videl: Vegeta? What are you doing here?
Vegeta: I could ask you the same question.....
Videl: I live here....
Vegeta: Well fine be that way.*And dissappears*
Videl: O.o; I really wish guests would call first....SO I COULD PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!
Goku: *comes out of closet* Why? your only gonna take em off anyway?
Videl: Uhh....GOKU! You must have instant transmissioned into our closet!
Videl: Hi! O.O;
Goku: I did? so that's where I was!
Goku: I'm Hungry.....
Gohan: Wanna go into town and get something to eat? Something weird and wacky that may continue the story might happen on the way!
Goku: Ok
Videl: You sure you wanna go all the way into town Goku? If you want I'll take you downstairs for some milk.... ;)
Goku: Nah. Let's go, Gohan.
*in the car*
Gohan: *Buckles seatbelt nervously* You absoluetly SURE you know how to drive a hovercar, Dad?
Goku: I just hit this button right?
Videl: Uh.... Goku.... that's your shirt button....
Goku: I have a shirt button....whoa....O.O
Goku: *Starts Driving* *Eventually stops driving* We're there! *parks the car in a Namekian Village*
Gohan: Uh dad? how did you drive ALL THE WAY TO NAMEK?!?
Goku: I instant transmissioned the car, and all of us. ^^
Goku: Now let's go find Piccolo, eh?
Goten: Uh.... But Dad.... Mr. Piccolo lives on Earth....
Goku: He does? Damn it..... Well then..... let's visit..... uh...... Captain Ginyu! *goes to the frog pond*
Goten: Who's Captain Ginyu?
Goku: *scratches head* I'm not sure....all these frogs look the same....
Ginyu/Frog: *Wearing Freeza Armour & doing weird poses*
Gohan: Could that be him? *points*
Goku: *looks at frog for a long moment*....
Goku: Nah....
Goku: *picks up random frog* THIS must be him!
Ginyu Frog: *Fires "Milky Cannon" blast*
Goku: *still looking at random frog* Now that we've found him, we better take him with us....we can go get Bulma's voice box....
Goten: No one's told me who Captain Ginyu is yet!!! XD
Goten: Who is this guy you keep talking about?!?
Goten: Does anyone have any answers? Gohan? Videl? Mom?
Eveyone: *ignores Goten and fusses over the "Captain Ginyu" the frog.*
Pan: Hi! I was talking to the Namekians! What did I miss?
Goten: Well.... as far as I know..... Dad's just randomly talking to frogs......
Pan: Oh, you mean Captain Ginyu....really, Uncle Goten, EVERYONE knows about him!!
Goten: Well I'm sorry! I haven't managed to get the DVD's of that part of DBZ yet!
Pan: O.o;
*subliminal message added by Funimation....buy Dragonball Z DVDs*
*Subliminal Message added by Toei Animation: Ossu! Ora Goku! Nani?!? Doragonboru Z no Doragonbox?!? Kamehameha!*
*subliminal message added by authours of Thingy Ball Z....send lots and lots of money to Mike Sato and Caitlin Angwin...right now....*
Goku: *starts writing a check for 48295726597736587736 zeni to "Fanimation Productions" executives M Sato and C Angwin*
Goten: Dad... Why are you writing a check?
Goku: I dunno.... because the Submarine Message told me to.....
Gohan: *suddenly starts writing his own cheque* Good point....
Goku: Hey! I got Bulma's voice box!
Vegeta: Hey! I want a subliminal message!
*subliminal message for Vegeta....spandex is so outdated...please put in an application for Queer Eye for the Straight guy....they will help you....*
Vegeta: Hey! I mean a subliminal message BY me! Not FOR me!
*subliminal message....you cannot read this....you just mindlessly do what it says.*
Vegeta: Meh.... whatever.... *makes own subliminal message*
*Subliminal Message by Vegeta: I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS*
*Subliminal message: Whatever.... we already knew that......*
Vegeta: Actually, I suddenly want to update my outfit....*goes to put in QEftSG application*
Goku: So..... what do I do now that I got the voice box?
Goku: should I turn it on?
Videl: Hey Goku..... how about we go behind that building so you can turn ME on?
Goku: *Turns voice box on*
Goku: Ok.... we should be able to talk to Ginyu now.....
Frog: CROAAK!
Ginyu Frog: Over here you idiot!
Ginyu Frog: I'm Captain Ginyu!
Goku: *still talking to other frog* Hi Ginyu! How ya doin?
Ginyu Frog: Screw this.... I need a new body.....
Ginyu: *uses Body Change ability*
Goku: *ducks* Hey look, a Zeni!
*Ginyu switches with Pan*
*Ginyu continues to body hop until:
Pan = Videl
Videl = Gohan
Gohan = Goten
Goten = Chi-Chi
Ginyu goes to switch with Goku but the Pan frog jumps in front of him....
Chi-Chi = Pan
Ginyu = Frog*
Goku: *continues to talk with random frog*
Goku: So your not in the mood to talk huh? ok then.... *Blows up pond.... All frogs are caught in blast*
Goku: Meh.... let's go home..... *instant transmissions to Earth taking every one with him*
Goku: Hey Pan? Wanna play with me?
Pan (Videl): Sure! ^^
*Goku and Pan (Videl) leave.....*
Goku: *From the next room* Huh? Whats this? Normally only Videl plays twister with me.....
Gohan (Goten): Huh?!? What happened?!?
Gohan (Goten): Why am I in Gohan's body? What the HFIL is going on here?
Vegeta: I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!!!!
Gohan (Goten): Vegeta.... can you answer this question? WHAT THE HFIL IS GOING ON?!?
Vegeta: Simple.... Captain Ginyu's body switch technique.....
Everyone: BODY SWITCH TECHNIQUE?!?
Videl (Gohan): Wait a sec.... why did I say "BODY SWITCH TECHNIQUE?!?" I already knew about it from when I was on Namek as a kid....
Vegeta: Ginyu can switch his body at will when he says the word "Change"
Chi Chi (Pan): So you mean we're all in each other's bodies?
Vegeta: Thats what I just said didn't I?
Vegeta: I sure hope thats what I said.... if I didn't say that then what the HFIL was I saying? *Runs away screaming*
Chi Chi (Pan): *Yelling to Vegeta* HOW DO WE CHANGE BACK?
Vegeta: *Comes back* Huh? oh.... You need Ginyu to do that.....
Gohan (Goten): Didn't Dad blow Ginyu up?
Videl (Gohan): Yeah.... he did....
Goten (Chi Chi): So how are we supposed to change back?
Chi-Chi (Pan): *looks around* Huh? Where am I? I can see Mom, Dad and Uncle Goten..... But I can't see me anywhere!
Vegeta: To answer the first question.... I don't know.... to answer the second question.... Your mother is playing with Kakarot......
Chi-Chi (Pan): Could we bring Ginyu back with the Dragon Balls and force him to change us all back?
Vegeta: Probably....
Goten (Chi-Chi): That would be time consuming, and we don't have forever
Vegeta: I know..... also.... Dende suffered a heart attack this morning.....
Goten (Chi-Chi): What could Dende have possibly done?
Vegeta: Well for one..... he created the balls......
To be continued...

Cat suggested that I scrap this next bit... but I'll post it anyway...
*Later, back at Goku's House*
Goten (Chi-Chi): *cooks dinner*
Gohan (Goten): I'm starving.....
Videl (Gohan): Why are you worying about food? We got a much bigger problem on our hands.... How are we going to live like this?
Goku: *not paying attention* Videl, wanna play Twister now?
Videl (Gohan): *breaks glass s/he is holding while glaring at Goku.
Pan (Videl): How about you play with me instead? ^^;
Videl (Gohan): I'm confused! Who's in Pan's body anyway!
Pan (Videl): Uh....it's Chi-Chi!
Goten (Chi-Chi): No it is NOT!
Pan (Videl): Oh, you're such a kidder...uh....Videl.
Chi-Chi (Pan): This is so confusing! O_o;;
Goku: *Is singing "Eye of the Turtle" (to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger")*

[Sato]

Well, I went to Albert Einstien's birthday party today... Since Einstien couldn't attend the party himself (Since he's dead) we had a Albert Einstien action figure there... and there was this kid who spiked the action figures hair so it looked like Vegeta.... which gave me an idea for a little DBZ style battle between Einstien and Newton. This is the result...

Einstien: You can't beat me Newton! You are only a third class Physicist!
Einstien: While I am a Physics Elite!
Newton: Gravityhameha!
Einstien: E=MC² gun!
Newton: No! That attack! it's too powerful! it destroyed my Gravityhameha!

Meh... short and sweet... hope you enjoy it...

[Ero-Sennin]

O.o you guys are more perverted than me, if that's possible O.O

But it had me in stiches ^.^

[Cat]

Hehehehe...thanks. Some parts are weird, because we wrote it by sort of...just jumping in whenever we thought of anything. So sometimes we led the story in many different directions at once. And you get the impression of Mike and I arguing...

[BennyBoy]

Yeah I sat in on some of this and they argued a bit... but yeah like veryone has said so far good job guys it's heaps funny.

[Cat]

EDIT: Craziness removed due to craziness.

Translation: Yay! Ben's back! Whoo hoo!

[BennyBoy]

Uh yeah...

[Cat]

I dunno where that came from. Anybody else brings it up, I'll pay Ero to borrow tentacle demon.

[Sato]

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Sprite Comic

[Cat]

Hey, guess what guys! Mike and I actually got off our lazy asses (Figuratively of course, we didn't actually get off our asses at all...) and started TBZ Season Two, aka, Version 2.1, Super Saiya-jin Version. Excited yet? Of course you are! Nothing will be posted yet, but here's Goku to give you a teaser! (all in English cause I can't be bothered thinking in Japanese right now -_-)

Hi, it's me, Goku! What?! This little yellow thing smells bad! Chi-Chi's all fat?! And Gohan is getting really good at Biology! Tenshinhan and Chaozu are here too! Ooh... Tenshinhan has 3 eyes.... O.O. Wow! Goten found something really cool! *runs off to look at it*

There you go, drool over the prospect of more perverted humour from the idiots who brought you TBZ Season One. And now I'm off to admire this really cool thing Goten found!

[mangafan]

awseome

[Cat]

Not to be rude...but my instant reaction was 'And you would be...?'. Did'cha read TBZ? Enjoy it?

[Jerseymilk]

Now, now Cat. Be nice. MangaFan is from the DaizenshuuEX boards. You must never throw away a good compliment. ^_-

[Cat]

I didn't!

I was just confused. ^^